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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: Jr10060430 (影幻次) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [轉錄][超幹] 幹我要自殺我要自殺我要自殺!!!!!!!!!! … 時間: Sat Mar 18 20:05:55 2006 ※ [本文轉錄自 Hate 看板] 作者: kureko (kureko) 看板: Hate 標題: [超幹] 幹我要自殺我要自殺我要自殺!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 時間: Sat Mar 18 19:53:38 2006 幹!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 發生了這種事真的是可太怕了太可怕了... 這是我活了二十幾載的人生 發生過最嚇人的慘事......... 剛剛要出門買個東西.. 拿了車鑰匙安全帽一戴就出門 一路上還停了好幾個紅綠燈 到了目的地之後停車一看 我真的大喊出來 幹!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!不會吧~!!!!!!!!!!!! 我叫得很大聲...路人走過去還被我嚇到... 我受到很嚴重的驚嚇.. 幹因為我在我機車後面看到這樣的東西.... http://kuso.cc/ujk 有圖有真相 幹......... 爸爸...是你嗎... 雖然說我平常不太乖會跟你頂嘴... 你也不用這樣害我啊.. 媽....是妳嗎?? 雖然我不洗碗不拖地不做任何家事.... 也不可以這樣嚇我啊... 難怪我沿路都覺得自己是萬眾注目的焦點... 停個紅路燈大家都在看我還自以為正妹.. 幹還覺得自己是在美化市容... 重點是我回家跟我娘靠夭... 她卻只是緊張的拿起來數剩幾隻... 幹.. 回誇我騎車很穩..一隻都沒掉.. 拎娘ㄌㄟ... 我要去自殺..大家再會... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.228.131.86
jjcjjc:XDDD 03/18 19:54
F7:...................................XD 03/18 19:54
alberthan:還好不是內衣褲 03/18 19:54
JasonSin:XDDDD 03/18 19:54
Goollum:XDD 03/18 19:54
tldapi:二樓是正姐 03/18 19:54
kaoru045:XDDDD 03/18 19:54
kunlincheng:我笑了 XD 03/18 19:54
ivyscat:原來你是去兜風晾乾襪子... 03/18 19:54
alwayseasy:XDD 03/18 19:55
benage:幹 太爆笑了XDD 03/18 19:55
chihsih:希望原po能說到做到 不要像籃球架先生一樣 03/18 19:55
lando:喔 03/18 19:55
canulmtoo:幹 你害我大笑出來 03/18 19:55
lolance:說真的 你的車子該洗一洗了 有點髒 03/18 19:55
limyeeshin:DDDDDD 03/18 19:55
bowbowH:哈哈哈哈 03/18 19:55
uni:這個好笑 03/18 19:56
weelyfan:XDDDDDDD 03/18 19:56
greenbean:好走 03/18 19:56
canforgetyou:都沒掉?XD 03/18 19:56
kasparov:XD 03/18 19:56
biolife:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 19:56
befish:你家沒烘乾機也別這樣麻= = 03/18 19:56
KEROROgodme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/18 19:57
piazon:好屌~~~~ 03/18 19:56
taiwanson:XD 03/18 19:57
DarkIllusion:這篇可以轉笨版XDDD 03/18 19:57
terryjojima2:M嘞XD 03/18 19:57
benage:幹 重點是你還騎回啦 我快笑死啦 03/18 19:57
lovegygy:已收錄精華區z-9-6 XD 03/18 19:57
ivyscat:板主真是快手...XDDD 03/18 19:58
shirick:超爆笑 XDDDDDDDD 03/18 19:58
TheDark:哈哈哈哈!!!!!!! 03/18 19:58
lodsongyy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 19:58
houseyeah:chih不用這樣吧 原PO很可愛 肯分享阿 03/18 19:58
canulmtoo:真的很豪邁 (茶) 03/18 19:58
sungypsy: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 19:58
bestbsn:我早就看我室友不爽了...嘿嘿嘿... 03/18 19:59
newwith:XD 03/18 19:59
bigbenpwr:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 19:59
sungypsy:原po長的有點像大S.............. 03/18 19:59
mortleo:高手 XDDDDD 03/18 19:59
mordorfox:有特色啊!應該會被警察抓...牌照擋起來了@@ 03/18 19:59
Jr10060430:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 20:01
※ 編輯: kureko 來自: 61.228.131.86 (03/18 20:02)
milesmile:太好笑了XD~~~ 03/18 20:02
stabber111:XD 03/18 20:02
fa18e:123推啦 03/18 20:02
upyours2:幹你媽的無名怎麼這麼慢 03/18 20:02
mortleo:原po不飆車的吼?!飆了就更high了 XD 03/18 20:02
sontocant:XDDDD 不錯 竟然都沒掉!! 03/18 20:03
coffeecocoa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDrz 03/18 20:03
Mzn:轉錄至看板 joke 03/18 20:03
aokman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 20:03
rockido:XDD 03/18 20:04
nana77770118:應該騎不快 03/18 20:04
men:是提醒你該做家事啦~大驚小怪的 自殺咧 03/18 20:04
julieken6131:XDDDDD 03/18 20:05
boogytheold:XDDDDD 03/18 20:05
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Dvc:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDD 超強的 03/18 20:08
seven955168:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD到死 03/18 20:11
nevan12:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 20:13
oiolong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 20:15
Crucio:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 20:15
cosy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好慘 03/18 20:15
yaduki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 20:18
Tsubau:騎車技術真好啊 XDD 03/18 20:18
shibapoby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 20:20
SeiKai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 20:22
mdeternity:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 20:26
b10129:哈哈哈 03/18 20:27
flygalaxy:原PO其實掉了一隻襪子~各位看到了嗎? 03/18 20:28
librainsky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 生活小技巧:教你怎麼迅速風乾襪子 03/18 20:28
fango:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 20:28
koichi999:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這個超讚哩!!!! 03/18 20:29
lynnlin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 20:32
klubin:XDDDDDD 03/18 20:33
cchan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 20:34
sicro:看到圖的時候,我不爭氣的大笑了 03/18 20:35
weguin:哈哈哈..我也有看到掉了一隻襪子啦!笑死我了 03/18 20:39
wlsherica:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 20:43
g1986125:感謝你給我忙碌的生活帶來樂趣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 20:44
edokawa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 20:45
weguin:我也要再次感謝你讓我在失戀的日子裡可以大笑出來... 03/18 20:46
yochilove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 20:48
james732:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 20:49
edokawa:補推一個原po是正妹 03/18 20:49
doll2004:好好笑~~哈哈!!(真的有點像大S~~) 03/18 20:51
george755185:原po是正妹~ 03/18 20:52
torlasta:我快笑死了 XD 03/18 20:52
shikicomicer:我也快笑死了XDDDDDDD 03/18 20:52
arthurpu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 20:53
JeAnnWu:你是不是想犯案啊? XD還遮住車牌 03/18 20:54
kittymm:還好不是內衣勒~~哈哈哈~~好久沒有這樣噗嗤的笑出來~~ 03/18 21:02
Zofia2000:真豪邁耶~ 03/18 21:03
xman7552:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 21:09
Crazyloveyou:我看不到>_< 03/18 21:09
rain730107:哈哈哈~~~原PO真的很強 03/18 21:12
dxgini:太好笑了..... 03/18 21:13
showing69:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 21:16
WYJ:XD 不過這樣襪子不會有廢氣味嗎? 03/18 21:17
gorden00:哈阿哈哈阿哈阿哈哈哈哈阿哈阿哈哈阿哈哈哈哈哈阿哈 03/18 21:17
jsi:還好有戴安全帽 03/18 21:18
nocca:超好笑XDDD 03/18 21:23
sinjo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 21:34
fish0112:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 21:37
yiduck:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 21:38
star01:XXDDDD 03/18 21:40
Alice123:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 21:40
mozomozo:好好笑XDDDDY 03/18 21:45
retsuya001:好XD 03/18 21:50
votinna:XDDDDD 03/18 21:50
alwaso:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 21:53
jimmyyeah:幹 害我笑到蛋捲都吐出來了~~~Orz 03/18 21:58
arrio:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XD 03/18 21:59
iceohw:襪子還好啦..XD 至少不是內衣褲 03/18 21:59
freemale:果真騎車很穩 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 22:08
lachocei:笑翻了 03/18 22:13
GO14:真是太可愛啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 22:15
boobooya:毀了....我在敷面膜啊啊啊>"<笑死了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 22:24
yenny:超好笑~~可以這麼號呆的喔~ 03/18 22:25
rick26:推 03/18 22:33
serpens67:笑死了..犯案新手法嗎,用襪子遮 XD 03/18 22:34
lik423:原po真的長的像大S 03/18 22:34
allinoneoo:小眼睛正妹 03/18 22:36
JMD:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 22:37
AriesZero:只注意到標題"幹我要自殺"??ㄟ~~ 幹你幹麻要自殺阿? 03/18 22:40
moomin16:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 22:42
mdeternity:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 22:44
toung729:哈哈哈真的好丟臉 03/18 22:44
rhinedriver:有你這種姊姊 我真感到可恥......................... 03/18 22:51
kennylin0309:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 23:10
ptt112233:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 23:10
IKnesNir:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 23:15
laybear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 23:24
tenorsax:笑到嗆到 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 23:30
debugs:大推 03/18 23:34
stcb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 23:43
SuperMP3:rhinedriver:有你這種姊姊 我真感到可恥. <--好狠 XD 03/18 23:45
iiris:XDD 03/18 23:45
sweetpiano:XDDDD 03/18 23:47
juliey566:厚,怎麼這麼好笑,不過,粗話滿口,真是嗆的妹 03/18 23:54
btfy:哈哈哈哈.... 03/19 00:04
dfour:幫你推一下!要好好活著喔! 03/19 00:07
arsing:會噴茶xDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:09
qazwsx4273:超爆笑的 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:18
herofesecret:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:18
calicocat:E04~連開86的拓海都自嘆不如...XD 03/19 00:24
denialpupil:按!!會不會太好笑了 03/19 00:26
qoojerry: rhinedriver:有你這種姊姊 我真感到可恥. <--好狠 XD 03/19 00:29
Liuic0702:XD 03/19 00:31
kazuo:媽:這樣乾的快多了 (  ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ 03/19 00:44
yyll:狂笑~~~~ 03/19 00:47
jansbon:那是你爸的一片苦心 人家拓海他爸是用豆腐 懂了嗎?? 03/19 00:57
sutetsuki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 01:01
schief: 推樓上 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 01:04
Eric30:這篇很笨啊 不錯不錯XDDD 03/19 01:04
oodh:推到爆會m吧 03/19 01:05
rainhard:我娘會把內褲襪子掛上樹上量乾...樹上開了好多黑花白花~ 03/19 01:03
ibulondong:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 01:07
pequenola:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/19 01:07
bylandy:哇哈哈 少一隻~ 03/19 01:09
XproSoul:該m 03/19 01:19
lanton:車子太髒了啦~ 該洗一洗 哈 03/19 01:34
kaku216:幹..笑死我了 03/19 01:37
gatawiselot:本日最經典!!!!!!給你推爆~~~~~~~ 03/19 01:38
iamnewfish:很好笑耶,應該M起來的,哈哈哈 03/19 01:44
mitsugi33:太好笑了啦!一定要推到爆!哈哈哈... 03/19 01:50
adslme123:爆 03/19 01:50
deoxyribonuc:爆 03/19 01:52
march1:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈ꬠ 03/19 02:26
blueices:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 02:47
sinuatum:轉錄至看板 RSSH90_106 03/19 04:19
kkssstarrr:我笑了...... 03/19 04:30
bajiqa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 11:24
onlynatasha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 11:34
ch110:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 13:32
GFate:借我轉到別的站喔~~~ 03/19 13:55
talkdiary:突然大笑出來~~超好笑!! 03/19 15:29
astella:媽啊~超丟臉的啦.........(路人們:囧...) 03/19 15:50
Magnoliaceae:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/19 15:55
foodgod0309:超好笑:DDD 03/19 17:18
daiYuTsung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 18:17
aowl:XD 03/19 18:24
forabelong:哈哈哈哈哈超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 19:25
asdatp:太好笑啦. 03/19 20:24
inzegna:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *看完妳的無名就笑翻了 03/19 21:52
ellalu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 22:38
whitedog0104:還好不是內衣褲 不然會更糗吧XD 03/19 23:23
u06ao4:生活智慧王! 03/19 23:42
asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/20 00:16
eternaldark:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/20 00:28
superkilala:我笑到肚子好痛喔= =""" 03/20 01:12
usojapan: 哈哈哈哈 笑到流口水 orz 03/20 01:12
JAOK:在室友都睡死的房間內憋的好難受!! 03/20 01:29
jennytakashi:笑到肚子痛+1 03/20 02:22
Crayons:笑到流眼淚 XD 03/20 05:07
angel0214:XD 03/20 12:58
rikaoru:借轉喔~~謝謝XDD 03/20 14:14
lcy227:XD 03/20 14:40
sgio:好笑死了~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/20 21:25
tocosteven:神~我灰花了3公升眼淚 03/20 22:01
Faoitohins:是用來檔車牌的嗎XDDDDDDD 03/21 17:00
zhou:XDDDDDDD 03/24 00:39
swem:XD 03/24 01:04
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greengarden:t超搞笑 03/24 18:22