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標題[轉錄][嘴殘] 整個氣勢都沒了 T^T
時間Wed Mar 14 03:56:31 2007
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: rainbao (▆▇█雨寶█▇▆) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [嘴殘] 整個氣勢都沒了 T^T 時間: Tue Mar 13 21:53:41 2007 昨天去家教的路上 因為是晚上 所以還是有點寒意 我當時沒有戴手套 停紅燈的時候 右手還是扶著逋逋 左手就做五指伸展動作 突然 一隻手抓住我放在手把上的右手 我的手反射動作抽出來 轉過頭瞪著身旁那個戴著棒球帽的男子 正笑嬉嬉看著我: [我看妳好像很冷] 靠! 老娘就算冷死也不關他的事 雖然是手被觸碰 但是那種噁心感 跟好久以前被襲胸是一樣的!! 就是幹! 就只有幹! (／‵□′)／~ ╧╧ 當時要趕去上家教 那個紅綠燈又很久 心想不要理這個變態 我把車往前嚕一點 另一方面在心裡一直祈禱 一直祈禱變綠燈 變綠燈 變綠燈 變綠燈 變綠燈 綠燈我就走 他竟然又跟上來 一臉笑嘻嘻 這真的讓我反胃 誰知道他是不是有用過那隻手打手槍 幹哩 於是我越想越氣 決定開口罵他 我拉下口罩 用這輩子吃奶的力氣對他大喊 [ 幹!! 你這個變綠燈!! ] [ 幹!! 你這個變綠燈!! ] [ 幹!! 你這個變綠燈!! ] 囧 我喊了什麼 我剛剛喊了什麼??? 在關鍵時刻我竟然罵錯!! 幹他娘的!! (／‵□′)／~ ╧╧ 我是要罵他變態的 是變態啊!!! 整個氣勢都沒了 (／‵□′)／~ ╧╧ 然後就在我恍神的時候變綠燈了 他一臉賤樣說 :[妹妹掰掰~~] 留下我停在那個紅綠燈瞠目結舌 回過神以後 又紅燈了 幹!!!! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 125.229.203.47
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→ good86boys:黑特板歡迎妳 03/13 21:55
推 ihcorox:"不對就要打"節目主持人-紅綠燈、不好笑 03/13 21:55
→ s011990:[ 幹!! 你這個變綠燈!! ] 03/13 21:56
→ ufoon: 好樣的 03/13 21:56
推 hlaputa:哈哈~~有好笑...丟臉死了吧 03/13 21:58
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→ yinjing:便...... !? 03/13 22:20
→ TearCry:喊：同學~~~今天點心是紅綠燈~~~ 03/13 22:19
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→ candy21105:tearcry推文被腰斬了...XD 03/13 22:24
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→ lewissky:樓上推文大便比較好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/13 22:30
推 AJKAllen:Traffic lights □[超幹] 今天站著沒事被拿來跟變態比 03/13 22:30
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→ mihforever:你這個變綠燈!! 03/13 22:37
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→ just8811:怒到不能遏制!! 03/14 01:51
推 ZoZs:我笑了 03/14 02:05
推 phoeya:遇到變態很討厭的呢~ 拍拍~ 03/14 02:18
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