[轉錄][聽錯] 捷運站上廁所被求婚了 >///<

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]

作者: kristinchen (阿劭的老婆~) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [聽錯] 捷運站上廁所被求婚了 >///<
時間: Wed Aug  6 02:36:36 2008

昨天在捷運站上廁所時 就在我開門的剎那
突然 一位婦人緊盯著我 面露為難的說


"不好意思 請問我可以跟你結婚生子嗎?"


結果我就一時驚慌失措 大聲重複說


"什麼?!?! 你要跟我結婚生子?!?!?! >///< "


此時 旁邊的路人都停下腳步 朝我這邊看來
臉部表情都頓時呈現出一個冏字 眼神呆滯
似乎像是在等待著我對婦人的答覆





結果 婦人面露凝色 緩緩說道


 " 我剛剛是說...可以跟你借衛生紙嗎   不是結婚生子!!!!! "
     " 我剛剛是說...可以跟你借衛生紙嗎   不是結婚生子!!!!! "
        " 我剛剛是說...可以跟你借衛生紙嗎   不是結婚生子!!!!! "
            " 我剛剛是說...可以跟你借衛生紙嗎   不是結婚生子!!!!! "



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→ unvoice:顆檸檬的笨點在這板上發生過不少次一樣
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→ vclaote:原PO想結婚生子很久了XD
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