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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: Voltaren (笨笨...) 看板: StupidClown 標題: 學妹好可愛 >///< 時間: Fri Oct 13 16:31:00 2006 我是流力助教。 今天在改考卷的時候,有一個蠻可愛的學妹來敲門, 原來她是希望我能改鬆一點...... 當然啦,表面上我都會說「該是幾分就幾分」這種沒天良的話, 但如果有人來求情,我通常都會放一點水的, 只是.....那個學妹沒告訴我她叫什麼名字呀.....囧 不過也還好,班上女生不算多,憑著印象應該不難猜,如果有緣的話...... 果然翻著翻著,緣分就這麼來了........... 一張字跡清秀的卷子,散發著淡淡的立可白幽香,沒錯,一定就是妳了。 看看名字?? 她就叫做許瑋倫耶.....和電視上那個一字不差。 我快速地瀏覽一下考卷,果然是有求情的必要....囧 然後發現,背面用鉛筆寫了幾行小字: 「助教,我今年已經三修了,可不可以給人家改鬆一點呢?」 是喔......教授還真不懂得憐香惜玉呢....... 「拜託拜託~ 我的學費都是自己打工賺的,好希望今年可以畢業 ><.」 好老套的說詞.....沒辦法,誰叫人家是正妹呢? 「我是瑋倫,就是昨天跟你一起打球的學弟啦~」 棍!!! 準備暑修吧你!!!!! (/‵Д′)/~ ╧╧ -- -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.121.145.148
eve282778:老師當不當人真的是看助教改的成積嗎.......囧 10/13 16:32
DarkKinght:可憐的許瑋倫先生........ 10/13 16:33
haraluya:本日最好笑!!頭推又是我XD 10/13 16:33
haraluya:....囧了 10/13 16:34
alberthan:(留下來陪我打球吧) 10/13 16:35
waynedd:最後一句話真是畫蛇添足了..XDDDDDDD 10/13 16:35
smokeblue:好慘又好好笑XDDDDDD 10/13 16:36
mayoee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:36
starlone:可憐的學弟XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:37
peyyu:學弟好冤啊!!只因為不是學妹.... 10/13 16:39
asklove:破壞學長的遐想,果然罪孽深重! 哈哈~ 10/13 16:40
hboo:thu的p系也有一個叫做...... 10/13 16:41
superrocky:好爆笑~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10/13 16:41
kkeny:YZU C系也有一個.... 10/13 16:42
fdav:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:42
jellpop:XDDD~~ 10/13 16:43
polito:哈哈.... 我們班也有一個男的叫許瑋倫 10/13 16:43
Stalker823:XD 10/13 16:45
iamaq18c:TKU IM系也有一個.....XD 10/13 16:48
chiunn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:49
chiunn:結局真是出乎我意料~ 10/13 16:49
b87887:是資工系的嗎@@? 10/13 16:50
jfain:XDDD 10/13 16:50
chiao218:學弟真的很可憐喔~~~~~~~~~哈哈哈哈哈 10/13 16:50
Vorukrus:YZU C系....我好像認識( ′-`)y-~ 10/13 16:50
GeniusMrlai:XD 10/13 16:53
mina:XDD 10/13 16:53
nevr:四修四修啦.. 10/13 16:53
KimiBeryl:好可憐的學弟~~ 10/13 16:54
northbear522:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:54
Luciferspear:YZU C系....我肯定認識( ′-`)y-~ 10/13 16:54
nedekwn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:56
sarum10:XD 10/13 16:57
rudolfk:真是戲劇化的結局阿 不過 正妹學妹勒??!! 10/13 16:56
lovebear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:57
thomasqqq:最後正妹到底怎樣啦(/‵Д′)/~ ╧╧ 10/13 16:58
doa2:雖然很好笑 不過還是先拿正妹學妹的圖來再說 10/13 16:58
charling717:哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 16:59
uresi:雖然很好笑 不過還是先拿正妹學妹的圖來再說 10/13 17:01
jackdawliu:XDXDXDXD 幹害我噴水到電腦上 10/13 17:02
slex:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈...太有趣啦 10/13 17:05
jeffgk2005:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 17:06
notgodie: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈....我笑翻了... 10/13 17:09
richday:第三行是大大的敗筆啊~ 原po你後來有沒有讓瑋倫學弟過? XD 10/13 17:09
kisun:瑋倫學弟快出現吧…哈哈哈哈哈 10/13 17:15
proletariat:偉輪學弟:學長....囧r(*) 10/13 17:16
uainken:最後一筆不寫不就沒事了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 17:17
SAINTPAN:靠盃XD 你害我把惡鬼噴惹囧> 10/13 17:18
ashin942:正妹學妹圖咧 (敲碗)XD   10/13 17:18
Lorchune:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 17:19
kevin770616:XD 10/13 17:21
luuuuu:哈哈哈哈哈哈 好好笑 10/13 17:23
avrillove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 17:24
bigbigword:棍!!! 準備暑修吧你!!!!! (/‵Д′)/~ ╧╧ 10/13 17:24
bigbigword:香蕉change學妹圖。ok嘎? 10/13 17:25
Willyao:XDDDDD 10/13 17:25
Ucse:學弟下地獄吧!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/13 17:26
ForSinSoKing:XDDDDD 10/13 17:32
candc46:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 10/13 17:36
xxctsd:笑死我了....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 17:36
MoodyMood:XDDDDDDDD 原PO的文好多都好好笑喔 10/13 17:37
swera:最後一句話是多餘的XDDDDFDFD 10/13 17:38
love82:哈 幹麻這樣~!!!! 10/13 17:40
DPedrosa:ギ囍n壞喔~壞壞XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 17:40
alens:可以藉轉嗎?? 10/13 17:42
klandor:所以笨的是學弟嗎..... 10/13 17:42
alens:轉錄至看板 ntou_me_bmt 10/13 17:43
hsuallen:看!! YZU C系不會是說我吧 囧 10/13 17:44
phli:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 17:51
proletariat:大明星現身了......... 10/13 17:55
IhCnAb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:08
HLiNaKRbCsFr:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:09
cl3bp6:海洋的啦 10/13 18:12
r0930:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:13
alien09s:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:14
shiyeu:原poXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 10/13 18:16
ipillf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:17
katrinhome:一定要推拉~~可憐的學弟阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:20
roy8181: 誰叫你不是正妹 活該 哈哈哈 10/13 18:26
newgay1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD色 10/13 18:29
goabao:第三行真是多餘XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 那學弟到底有沒有讓他過!? 10/13 18:29
cptl:要是第三行不寫的話, 不就什麼事都沒了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:31
cptl:給一樓,大部份是助教打完分數後拿給老師的! 助教掌管你生死呀 10/13 18:33
NomadShu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 正妹該不會叫李威吧? 10/13 18:35
takasi03:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:38
aassd:原來我被當...是因為沒去上助教的課啊.......(擊掌) 10/13 18:39
those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:47
aadog:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑到肚子痛...XD 10/13 18:47
maomao150213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD原PO你好壞 10/13 18:53
thbetray:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 18:54
alan2000:哈哈....你好壞!! 10/13 18:56
adonistung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD原PO好壞 10/13 19:00
aegis144:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 19:05
hsu7902:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 19:07
lugger:哈哈哈哈~~~~~~好慘XD 10/13 19:08
elle:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD原PO好壞 結果學弟怎樣了? 10/13 19:10
ilove1530:借轉joke XD 10/13 19:15
ilove1530:轉錄至看板 joke 10/13 19:15
alberthan:借轉班版 10/13 19:16
alberthan:轉錄至看板 STDM-89-304 10/13 19:16
blackaki:看了以前原po的文,原po到底是男是女阿??????????????? 10/13 19:23
nanht:學弟金雖洨......XDDDDDD 10/13 19:26
cl3bp6:原PO帳號和閃光共用 猜的... 10/13 19:28
Eric0605:XDDDDD 10/13 19:31
HenryYee:不行喔 原po只喜歡緊的 不喜歡鬆的 10/13 19:40
whobirdme912:哈哈哈哈哈~壞人助教~ 10/13 19:42
Hatred:可憐的許瑋倫先生........ 10/13 19:49
bordergogo:學弟的命就是賤 10/13 19:50
fbi50214: 學弟的命就是賤 10/13 19:54
loveAZZZZA:XDDDDDD 10/13 19:55
st4123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 19:56
ero7728:XDDDDDDDDD "棍"←好好笑! 10/13 19:56
zehow:借轉班版 10/13 20:00
zehow:轉錄至看板 tkuew90A 10/13 20:01
my23423:不要當吧~頭推不是樓上XD 10/13 20:01
YCC28:饒他一命吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 20:04
fish0112:最後一句XDD 10/13 20:04
kendawx:阿彌佗佛~ 10/13 20:07
tokino:我來衝爆XD 10/13 20:08
Melson:可能是昨天才被學弟蓋火鍋吧 XD 10/13 20:08
cchgsl:爆吧~~ 10/13 20:09
cindy78127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 20:10
estupid:===================學妹是寶 學弟是屎=============== 10/13 20:16
wildinheart:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 20:18
leeben:可憐的許瑋倫先生........暑修也不錯吧? 10/13 20:28
kimitop:有好笑到 哈哈 10/13 20:39
Sunny98:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 20:41
hoshiphon:借轉系版~~~ 10/13 20:41
hoshiphon:轉錄至看板 NUU-ME 10/13 20:42
jim79314: 正妹是寶 學弟是草 10/13 20:42
jim79314: 只要有圖 什麼都好 (伸) 10/13 20:45
hyelim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 20:52
iamolga:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 20:54
zero1000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD原po好過份喔~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 20:57
zyan:最後依據是活該 = = 10/13 21:00
Kamelie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD原po沒天良 10/13 21:00
chaos102:XD = = 看來又要重修了 10/13 21:09
Darius1979:最後一句好機車 XDDDDD~ 10/13 21:24
YCSBB:那學妹到底叫什麼名字XD 10/13 21:36
mytaoiszun:學弟就是賤 10/13 21:37
zuckersugar:XXXXXD 笑屎我了XD 10/13 21:42
jc1008:我怎麼看成"學妹叫我輕鬆一點"= = 10/13 21:51
jc1008:助教你很緊張喔 XD 10/13 21:51
CTwei:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 22:02
windelfTW:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 最後一行是敗筆 10/13 22:04
happycoser:看成"可不可以給人家輕鬆一點" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 22:12
KATORU:囧 我之前有個室友也叫瑋倫 公的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 22:14
stanedith:我們以前也有一個許維倫 不過轉走 10/13 22:15
arashikishu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 手賤的最後一句話阿~~哈哈哈 10/13 22:16
ltmqw:原po不要對同性太機車啊,山不轉路轉以後會遇到 10/13 22:55
Topanga:說不定前兩年也是這樣才要重修的 XD 10/13 23:06
puffmei:笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/13 23:22
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