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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: ranpla (risiko) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [眼殘] 考試請把題目看清楚... 時間: Wed Mar 28 20:57:29 2007 當年考大學聯考 有同學跑去考戲劇系 我記得應該是台藝大吧 同學進去考場抽表演題目 抽到"上榜很開心想通知家人~可是大哥大不見了"這個題目 強者我同學開始了他優質的演出... --------------------------------------------------- "耶~!!...我上榜了~~!!...我考上台藝大了..." "趕快打電話回家報喜~!!" 接著同學手伸進口袋拿出手機...... "喂...媽~我考上了啦...!" (主考官皺眉頭...) "什麼~?大哥不見了~?......" 大哥不見了~?...... 大哥不見了~?...... 大哥不見了~?...... 大哥不見了~?...... 大哥不見了~?...... 大哥不見了~?...... 大哥不見了~?...... ................................................... 就這樣我同學繼續把他的戲演完...可是全場都在笑 最後主考老師才跟他講:同學...你的題目是大哥大不見~不是大哥不見... 當然最後沒有考上... END -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 125.225.105.125
hippochou:我笑了........笑點會很低嗎..= = 03/28 20:58
sisiz:笑了+1...... 03/28 20:59
bmw3633:有股淡淡的..... 03/28 20:59
ayen0422:我也笑了 樓下呢? 03/28 20:59
pjily:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 21:01
littlefly99:XDDDD 03/28 21:02
fallen0415:XD 03/28 21:03
lunacyryu:我笑了...大哥不見了~? 03/28 21:03
satanc:真的很好笑阿 哈哈哈哈哈 03/28 21:04
ihcorox:大哥:媽~我在這裡 03/28 21:05
Susu78:一樓笑點超低XD 03/28 22:41
claire945:一陣寒風吹來~吹得我陰毛豎立...... 03/28 22:43
MIYAKIKI:哥:小弟~~我再這兒 要是我是主考老師我會讓他過~很好꼠 03/28 22:44
MIYAKIKI:笑阿~~娛樂圈就是要有你這種奇葩 03/28 22:45
sai199:這是笨板嗎 03/28 23:37
yuu1350600:無言 03/28 23:41
ffmuteki9:樓樓上有另一個笨點? 03/28 23:44
voosh:看到那題目 我想的是怎麼不是寫手機而是寫大哥大… 03/28 23:46
inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 23:47
yvonne12422:Q Q 好悲傷喔~~ 03/28 23:47
kagayaku623:這個好笑 03/28 23:48
ranpla:對不起..這是6年前的事情...當時老人家都講大哥大...= = 03/28 23:49
orangenosea:我想到之前麻辣天x宮的內容 03/28 23:52
genusbee:超好笑的~~這麼會演應該樣讓他錄取阿XDDD 03/28 23:55
tkoko:好好笑喔 他很能演啊 應該讓他錄取 03/28 23:57
mouse10389:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 23:59
toyoching:很好笑...哈哈哈 03/29 00:00
Toshiy:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 00:00
yingtsz:但我把原本的題目也看成大哥不見@@... 03/29 00:01
HUI66:超好笑的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 00:08
backbone:XD 03/29 00:09
youcankillme:好白痴XD 03/29 00:18
desirecity:我覺得沒上不是因為看錯 回歸本質應該還是表現不夠好 03/29 00:21
QF61106:推樓上 03/29 00:23
peterpan126:他一定很可憐吧 03/29 00:24
babysinging:XD 03/29 00:29
gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 00:39
bm061596:XD 03/29 00:52
bm061596:不過那題目用"手機"比較好吧 題目出得也有問題= = 03/29 00:52
Meou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 「什麼!?大哥不見了?」 03/29 00:56
ghzeh:太好笑了XD 03/29 00:57
MLove:好笑~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 03/29 01:00
zookada:XXDDD 03/29 01:04
depraved:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 01:06
joycehsi:再看一次還是很好笑...XDXDXDD 03/29 01:07
xzaswq:[超幹]我明明在家,還被親人報失蹤人口 03/29 01:08
RoyEdo:很可憐欸可是很好笑 03/29 01:39
glayteru00:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 01:40
fortakki:XD 03/29 02:40
shengkao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 02:44
chister:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 03:05
phoeya:很好笑耶!!! XD 03/29 03:23
siaye:有淡淡的哀傷.. 03/29 03:56
KurtThomas:現在哪有人還在講大哥大...老師也太跟不上時代了 03/29 04:00
aiwei1215:[超幹]啥麼年代了還用大哥大,害我看錯... 03/29 04:28
LoveBea:-__- 03/29 04:59
popsony:喂!媽!~嘟嚕嘟嚕嘟嘟嚕大大大~ 03/29 05:20
lalabear:好好笑 XDDDDDDDDD 03/29 05:24
mangoflava:哈哈 太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 07:36
Vexed:超好笑 XD~~~~~ 03/29 08:02
lives:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 09:57
yukakaze:大笑XDDDDDDDDD 03/29 10:33
sabrina9510:眼殘+1 03/29 10:39
rurico77:我笑了XD 03/29 10:40
sai199:....我眼殘了 03/29 10:52
muvao:大笑XD 03/29 10:52
iamzzfaa:哈哈哈 03/29 10:53
meow00:我笑了...在辦公室憋笑好痛苦喔~ 03/29 11:12
jdt28:我笑到流淚了............. 03/29 11:12
superrocky:大哥不見了 怎麼辦 用大哥大找好了!! 03/29 14:09
ani0:這好像是好幾年前的笑話...不過還是很好笑>< 03/29 14:21
zooooz:大笑XDDDDDDDDD 03/29 14:29
narcess:笑點很低...XD 03/29 14:36
foodfood:狂笑XDDDDDDDD 03/29 14:56
Encomium:好笑耶 超笨 XD 03/29 15:05
hyperon1840:今日最好笑~~~ 03/29 18:23
penny3302:笑到流淚+1 03/29 18:29
mycookie:我也笑哩 03/29 18:43
elena0708:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 18:50
stopover:我大笑 XDDD 03/29 18:51
miau7715:主考官:「同學...你的"大"不見了...」 03/29 18:51
howshouw:我笑到噴了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 19:25
laudatory:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 19:26
elfindor:很好笑 03/29 19:34
cutevenus:笑到肚子痛...超好笑 XD 03/29 19:40
yehnshin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 19:59
tinystars2:我也眼殘 = =" 03/29 20:20
Leson:XD這篇怎麼沒爆勒 03/29 20:42
rockcen:超好笑的~ 你同學是故意的吧~ 沒上真可惜 03/29 20:42
angus1013:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 20:57
ranpla:對不起...這是6年前的老梗...但是人家很認真!! 03/29 21:07
lovy:超好笑! 03/29 21:09
olaw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 21:27
skyrazui:好好笑XDDDD 03/29 21:37
tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 21:43
shenyw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/29 21:47
cutejenny:超好笑...XD 03/29 21:51
jumpings:這好笑............哈哈哈 03/29 22:06
franreaac:太好笑了.... 03/29 22:19
loveshih:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/29 22:22
oiuk:好笑XD 03/29 22:50
quiet123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 可憐 03/29 22:55
justess:XD 03/29 23:17
anser65:好笑耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD他一定很認真說!! 03/29 23:43
ayumiray:太好笑了 03/29 23:50
juicymag:XD 03/29 23:51
nekomanabu:狂笑中... 03/29 23:55
st4123:我笑了~~~ 03/30 00:19
shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太好笑了 03/30 00:21
SummerShine:我覺得很好笑耶...XD 03/30 00:36
AlibiK:我笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 00:42
cateye0429:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 01:05
sonichsuan:這要給他爆啊~有好笑啊 03/30 01:21
Paro19:XDDDDDD 03/30 01:30
rjpinnie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 01:33
benjamin26:好笑啊~~XDDD我也眼殘了...... 03/30 01:53
cutejaja:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 09:53
luckii:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好哀傷~~~ 03/30 11:16
pomyopnion:好笑阿XDDD 03/30 11:45
stanyyt:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 03/30 12:33
iopkl1309:XD 03/30 13:18
mdeternity:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 14:15
FERRY520:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 14:57
cjjw0188:我笑了... 03/30 15:47
Rey29:這真的很好笑XDDDDDDD 03/30 15:49
Yulian:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 16:15
wonderwhy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 16:41
david8811:@@ 03/30 16:52
JoeBoyce:笑到"爆" XDDDDD 03/30 16:56
presidentbon:爆掉的一推 好笑 03/30 16:57
neokoichi:哈哈 爆掉了>"< 太好笑了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/30 17:48
mackulkov:靠杯 怎麼差這麼多XD 03/30 21:20
asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 01:10
yjay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/31 01:40
cowardlyman:為什麼沒有m起來呀~我笑翻了 03/31 03:57
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