[轉錄][童年] 請阿豆仔代考英文=完美?

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]

作者: raytw1986 (Ray) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [童年] 請阿豆仔代考英文=完美?
時間: Mon Jun  4 20:57:53 2007

這是我們老師的童年故事

老師說他大學的時候
英文很菜
好家在後來認識了一個華裔美國人
東方臉 講英文 完美的代考人!!!!

於是一次小考就請這位阿豆仔幫忙考試


過下一個星期發考卷

















          零分
            零分
              零分






















幹搞屁丫~美國人還考零分























阿豆仔解釋
你們老師只出了兩題

1.中翻英






















中文看不懂 所以只好跳過~"~














2.英翻中






















英文看懂了 中文不會寫.........靠北

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※ rpay:轉錄至看板 NTUST-EE-B91                                    06/04 23:44
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※ shaoan:轉錄至看板 TA_AN                                         06/05 01:07
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→ CWDaurora:為什麼我國小也聽過這笑話, 根本就是老師專用笑話阿 OP
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※ finx:轉錄至看板 NDMC-D62                                        06/05 23:34
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推 faczzona:XDXDXDXD
推 Moonhang:XD
※ kobe38:轉錄至某隱形看板                                         06/06 17:29
→ KaworuNagisa:XDDDDD
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推 blackman0129:哈哈~真是會笑死我~中文不懂...
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