[轉錄]Re: 先生 請問你要點什麼湯呢?

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]

作者: catwalk (牡蠣男孩憂鬱之死) 看板: StupidClown
標題: Re: 先生  請問你要點什麼湯呢?
時間: Thu Nov  8 11:32:49 2007

※ 引述《swingariel (我愛打字王)》之銘言：
: 前陣子在牛排館打工發生的事情
: 點餐的時候
: 我: 我們有酥皮鮑魚濃湯  海鮮清湯和洋蔥湯
:     先生 請問你要點哪一種呢?
: 客人: 酥皮包皮濃湯
: 我: ...........好的  一個酥皮鮑魚濃湯
: 我實在是憋笑憋到快吐血了

突然想到我表姊說過的一件事情
表姊當年是空服員

受訓完第一次正式上機服務，新人都很緊張
她一個同期的同學更是戰戰兢兢

當天的主餐是魚和鴨，一般來說，她們都會問客人
「Would you like fish or duck？」

那同學因為太緊張，第一句話開口就問一個老外客人說
「Would you like dish or fuck？」

講完之後自己也傻了
好在老外很幽默，還回她
Hmmm I think I prefer dish…cause my wife is here.(指指旁邊大笑的太太)


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