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標題[轉錄][恍神] 燒臘便當...
時間Tue Nov 18 02:22:23 2008
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: ELYSEMI (花) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [恍神] 燒臘便當 時間: Fri Oct 3 02:18:19 2008 之前上課要從早上連續上到下午 所以中午打電話訂便當的重責大任就落在我身上 連續訂了好幾次的燒臘便當之後 那一天..還是訂燒臘便當 以下接電話的老闆簡稱"闆" 我: 喂 老闆 我要外送 闆: 送哪裡? 我: 北新路OOXX.... 闆: 要訂什麼 我: 三寶四個 闆: 三寶四個 (老闆都會覆誦一次) 我: 油雞一個 (os:油雞就油雞 幹麻寫油G啦~) 闆: 油雞一個 我: 叉燒兩個 闆: 叉燒兩個 我: 燒鴨三個 (os:很煩耶 又是誰寫燒ㄚ啦~ 燒鴨就燒鴨咩~ 怒!) 闆: 燒鴨三個 我: 機歪 三個 !! 機歪 三個 !! 機歪 三個 !! 機歪 三個 !! 機歪 三個 !! ( 愣!! 我說了什麼 O_Oa ) 闆: ......... (沉默~ 沉默~ 沉默~) 全班大笑 !!!!! 頓時發現自己做了什麼蠢事>"< 真想找個地洞鑽進去 但是電話還在我手上 我: 雞鴨 是雞鴨三個 (雞鴨 -> GY -> 機歪) 闆: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!! (老闆整個爆笑出來 我聽到電話的那頭至少三個人在大笑) 可惡~ 到底是誰挖了一個洞給我跳!!! 總之後來老闆來送便當的時候我覺得太丟臉就躲到陽台去了 據說老闆笑的很燦爛~ 然後那天的雞鴨便當肉特別多 蓋滿整個便當 據說是因為老闆在做雞鴨變當的時候一直笑一直笑 肉就一直切一直切~ 真的好丟臉>"< (泣) -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 125.225.129.49 ※ 編輯: ELYSEMI 來自: 125.225.129.49 (10/03 02:19)
推 applepies:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD…來份GY 10/03 02:20
推 mayciy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 02:38
推 misa0519:XDDDDDDDDDDDD一直切一直切XDDD 10/03 02:42
→ noonee:出個糗就換那麼多肉 也值得了~ 10/03 02:46
推 jones999:5樓的來個GY XDDDDD..... 10/03 02:47
推 leefish42:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 02:54
推 kim4549: 老闆: 終於有人肯買了( ′▽`)-o█ -(〒﹏〒-) 10/03 02:55
推 typedevil:原PO正妹 10/03 03:00
推 Barett:我笑了XD 10/03 03:06
推 NEETENIN:老闆！機歪來三個！ 10/03 03:20
→ love5036:我也要GG 10/03 03:45
推 duomaxwelltw:XDDDDDDDDDDDD GY+1 10/03 04:03
推 justparry:push！版標！老闆！「GY三個！」 10/03 04:12
推 dogboss:北新路...淡?? 10/03 04:37
推 aax:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 05:29
推 alanMM:GY一份 10/03 05:58
推 cindy2714:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 肉就一直切 一直切 哈哈哈 10/03 08:34
推 adai:切 切 切 GY GY GY GY GY 10/03 08:36
推 joeodagiri:XDDDDD很可愛的故事 10/03 08:40
推 stad:XDDDDDDD 10/03 08:40
推 sorry1803:學弟?! 10/03 08:59
推 baliallin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD GY大好 10/03 09:13
推 octopusy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 09:25
推 ashurocold:GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 10/03 09:28
推 mylover20:XD 10/03 09:31
→ spicy520:沒人發現5樓自婊... 10/03 09:48
推 angelmars:有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 10:19
推 secretpear:XD 有糗到捏~呵 10/03 10:26
推 sunnytutor:讚 這招可以讓肉變大塊 (筆記) 10/03 10:27
→ secretpear:(舉手)我有發現5樓自婊… 10/03 10:27
推 e188920:花生人蔘大樹......哈哈 10/03 10:37
推 dragon7652:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 10:45
推 sugar1017:大園嗎..XD 10/03 10:54
推 asnakep:一直切一直切一直切一直切一直切一直切一直切XDD 10/03 11:09
推 Lordskylimit:有好笑到耶...上班中讓我狂笑真好 10/03 11:10
推 ericchung198:切切切 10/03 11:25
推 a908350614:訂雞鴨飯的賺到了~~~ 10/03 11:33
推 alan3150:有老闆切肉的畫面XD 10/03 11:36
推 funnyway:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 11:40
推 meillian:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 11:47
推 howard0409:好像是淡江的一員~~ 10/03 12:33
推 eprockers010:改天我也來一份GY好了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 12:36
推 outhere:一直切一直笑一直切一直笑一直切一直笑一直切一直笑XDDDDD 10/03 12:37
推 abortivefrog:我一個雞鴨! 這樣老闆給很多肉也很好耶~ 10/03 12:52
推 twfoxy:五樓自婊XDDDD 10/03 12:54
推 zoefiat:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 12:56
推 lzhhilly:五樓自婊 XD XDD 10/03 13:01
推 shadowmoon:糗到爆 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 13:24
推 deans: (舉手)我有發現5樓自婊…+1 10/03 13:29
推 iamnotasus:雞鴨變當??? 看到五樓自婊+1 10/03 13:39
推 enginef:真的很好笑~~~呵....哈....呼.... 10/03 13:43
推 sophia225513:一直笑一直笑 肉就一直切一直切 XDD 10/03 13:51
推 wendy9239:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 14:01
推 AGIknight:XDDDDDDDDDDDdd 10/03 14:09
推 quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 14:11
推 ha0118:發現5樓自婊+1 10/03 14:46
推 future108:發現5樓自婊+1 10/03 15:18
推 sheep0811:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 15:37
推 ildivo:我一直笑一直笑..... 10/03 15:50
→ Yie:XDD 10/03 15:54
推 suki611:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 16:15
推 iozs:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 16:16
推 tewari:XDDD 10/03 16:30
推 mirrorz:GY可能比較貴哦 XDD 10/03 16:33
推 windsumi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 10/03 16:35
→ mnnmmn:gygy 10/03 17:02
推 hilda1112:老闆:把招牌改成機歪便當好了... 10/03 17:11
推 qqsunboy:五樓自婊 ......+1 10/03 17:21
推 RoxanneLi:很糟糕的一篇 我在計中狂笑不止... 10/03 17:29
推 terry75824:老闆好無辜喔 接電話也被罵gy= =xd 10/03 17:42
推 leonova:淡江吼~~ 我笑了!! 10/03 17:57
推 lala0314:一直切~一直切~一~~直~~切!! 哈哈哈哈哈 太好笑了! 10/03 18:13
推 vi000246:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 18:23
推 happys425:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD這招好用(筆記) 10/03 18:55
推 Flarebigeye:有笑有推~ 10/03 19:05
推 bettyling:機歪三個XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 19:20
推 victorcoo:XD 10/03 19:38
推 e79711:五樓自婊再+1 10/03 19:45
推 xxx3677:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 19:56
推 seven7777777:肉就一直切 一直切 10/03 20:02
推 yayaffs:北新路？是同一個就推！ 10/03 20:13
推 mayday7710:五樓自婊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 20:25
推 p19841111:北新路不是新店嗎?? 10/03 20:29
推 lazywings:淡江也有~是梁記還是阿公岩?? 10/03 20:31
推 tchk1101:發現五樓自表~我要跟原PO講~ 10/03 20:41
推 howardfang:笑到噴淚了...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 20:59
推 joy71:推GY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 21:04
推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 21:12
推 voguehan:發現五樓自婊+1 10/03 21:56
推 starjuice:寫G、D、丫都是為了方便啊 10/03 22:18
推 stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 22:53
推 mai7855:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 22:59
推 peteranny:老闆: GY要加錢 10/03 23:16
推 hank61204:科科 10/03 23:35
推 urasea:一直笑一直笑 肉就一直切一直切 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/03 23:43
推 orangelee516:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 00:07
推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 00:09
推 singingo:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 00:21
推 iamkenwu1008:下回我試試XDDDDDDDDD 10/04 00:25
推 LCHEN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 00:35
推 wayne651:我高中打電話訂燒臘也做過XD 10/04 00:37
→ jengting2:哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDD 10/04 00:44
推 cuccoss:有笨到XD老闆人好好啊~ 10/04 01:15
推 yuki7733:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 01:22
推 asgard1991:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 01:31
推 kotric:GY99 10/04 01:38
推 mike0820:一直笑一直笑 肉就一直切一直切 10/04 02:13
推 Coldfengzi:沒發現GY裡面有臘腸嗎? 10/04 02:39
推 tsaofan:哈哈哈 笑不停 哈哈哈 10/04 02:42
推 owndestiny:哈哈哈我大笑了XDDDDDD 10/04 03:08
推 RWAllenL:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 03:37
推 DHMB:我大笑了 10/04 08:59
推 wwe24862:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 09:10
推 warn99:淡水??...梁記?? 10/04 09:13
推 hoojoshua:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 09:30
推 loading1:推老闆ㄧ直切 10/04 09:32
推 howhow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 09:49
→ NB11:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 10:02
推 kalijason:XD 10/04 11:55
推 ielin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 大爆笑 10/04 11:57
推 bforest:GY3個XDDDDDD 10/04 13:01
推 StranGhost:GY便當好吃...... 10/04 13:02
推 SuzieKo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 13:03
推 lovelala729:xd................................ 10/04 13:10
推 kiving:XDDDD 10/04 13:13
推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 13:54
推 englwings:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 14:40
推 qwqw46:好雞歪~~ 10/04 14:45
推 zana:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 14:51
推 function310:XD 10/04 15:24
推 rubychengru:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 17:01
推 yuyula:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 19:16
推 sandymirror:五樓愛自婊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 19:33
推 sshain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 20:17
推 shikiDS:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/04 21:32
推 Waleela:淡江的嗎XD 10/04 23:50
推 loveshow38:淡江阿公岩?? 10/05 02:53
推 Kansei:後勁太強啦XDDD 10/05 13:11
推 irene0903:看到五樓自婊+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 15:39
推 PIGTrue:好賤XDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 15:59
推 kuenzhi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/05 17:30
※ shaoan:轉錄至看板 TA_AN 10/05 17:49
推 airsportx:淡大的喔!? 10/05 18:43
推 atomas:有笑有推! 10/05 19:17
推 yamakimiko:看到北新路我就想到淡江人 10/05 21:53
推 linyap:淡大人幫推.... 10/05 22:17
推 wffakhr:推推推~~~淡大人~~~ 10/05 23:23
推 popqoq:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 00:35
推 cyclonekkk:推淡江!!! 10/06 00:49
推 frank1165:北新路推! 10/06 01:33
推 bigstupid:上站77次 《文章篇數》8篇 (優:11/劣:0) 優文>總篇數? 10/06 09:27
→ hck6523: bigstupid不來笨版還能去哪?!新警察 ID也很貼切 10/06 13:18
→ killualove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 03:00
推 supremebape:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 06:45
推 lydia1988:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 10/07 19:45
→ Aseven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/08 01:02
推 mcfish07:看完後，我笑了1分多鐘~~~~~~~~~ 太好笑了!!! 10/08 16:50
推 nkanka2020:這篇太好笑了… 10/09 00:54
推 eatman:是阿公岩還是梁記? 10/09 08:30
推 superwave:是哪一家快說啊！！！！！！！! 10/09 21:02
推 linjemin:GY99...............................老巴哈人 10/09 22:20
推 CHRISTINA19:有些餐廳服務生為了快速記單都會在點單上寫Ｇ代替雞XD 10/13 02:21
推 mihforever:我喜歡阿公岩XDD 10/13 10:22
推 LDDT:XD 10/14 14:29
推 jerrychai25:五樓自爆 10/14 16:07
推 sea4504:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 15:46
※ sea4504:轉錄至看板 NCU_CME96_B 10/22 15:46
推 aqns13:肉就一直切一直切 XDDDDDD 10/23 22:42
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