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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: willy (陰天.晴天) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [童年] 當班長......... 時間: Tue Dec 2 17:52:46 2008 國中時曾被級任老師婊到所以當了班長 當時的班長提名: 1. 王聰明 (連任過一次)  2. willy (被好友亂提名) 但因為沒有別人被提名,所以就這樣投了票,結果: 1. 王聰明 (連任過一次)   高票當選 2. willy (被好友亂提名)   麻吉票2票 老師看了結果,點點頭,說了一句石破天驚的話: 「因為王聰明之前當過班長了,所以就讓willy當班長,王聰明當副班長」 全班都囧掉,我則是: 囧rz 囧到趴 但我國中時是個不敢大聲嚷嚷的小嫰咖 所以不太敢管秩序,大家也漸漸不把我當一回事 有一天班上很吵,吵到快翻天了 我決定要硬起來 因此鼓起莫大的勇氣 氣運丹田,大叫一聲:「不要吵了!!!」 當下真是石破天驚,全班都靜下來,很驚訝地看著我 此時,在一片寂靜下 「噗~~~...噗噗...」 .........我放了一個響屁 (氣運丹田的副作用) 死寂了兩秒 同學A: 「班長你叫我們安靜是要聽你放屁嗎?」 囧rz......... 之後依然是個沒地位的小班長 -- 一步 兩步 只要前進 總會成功 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.20.169.171
osuki:XDDD 12/02 17:54
sunluna:阿~~~嘶~~~~ 12/02 17:55
koumi1987:這個好。 12/02 17:55
petchang: 我還沒下班耶~~差點噴出來~~ 12/02 18:00
exelop:有笑有推~~~太好笑了~~~~ 12/02 18:06
hiddenliszt:士官長:一個屁都管不住怎麼帶班 等下來我房間找我 12/02 18:37
Taipeinese:班長有什麼了不起!我小時候也當過班長... 12/02 18:38
mark0628: 對呀~ 12/02 18:41
Foulke:天啊!!這實在是太好笑了 12/02 18:43
sailsea:在辦公室狂笑~~~~~~~ 12/02 18:48
v20026209:XDDDDD 這後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 18:50
billy383838:我幫原PO補充 這是個水屁 12/02 19:01
webbkiller:班長眉頭一皺,感到這屁不單純 12/02 19:07
kenmiranda:叫大家安靜這樣才聽得清楚 噗哧 12/02 19:08
BS1017:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD班長眉頭一皺,感到這水屁不單純 12/02 19:47
sc0839:丹田用力!! 12/02 19:49
broik:你敢看嗎?http://myurl.com.tw/bot1 12/02 19:57
ZENFOX:我笑到被口水嗆到。(正好在喝青茶...) 12/02 20:05
rty4455:原PO帥~ 12/02 20:14
ssecond:原po是葉大雄? 12/02 20:15
Jiuliano1412:XD 12/02 20:15
youre:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 20:45
puppetcat:我的鍵盤上都被噴到口水了啦XDDDDD 12/02 20:51
zzxxcc:我笑瘋了...你真寶耶.. 12/02 20:58
justwin:原PO 你太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 21:01
marco741030:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 21:13
ahuatin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 21:18
blowupgod:是我可能1整個星期在班上都抬不起頭吧 超丟臉XD 12/02 21:23
LonyIce:XD 12/02 21:24
HAMUTARO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 21:29
yu0226:好笑XDDDD 12/02 21:32
kikuno:喀!害我狂笑XDDDD D 12/02 21:45
shenren:XD.......... 12/02 22:12
jasonflower:XD 12/02 22:22
demonangry:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 22:33
dancewithice:同學A: 「班長你叫我們安靜是要聽你放屁嗎?」 12/02 22:37
dancewithice:可以當板標嗎XDDDDDDDD 12/02 22:38
dontwanafuck:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 22:38
benifty:卡莉法:這是性騷擾! 12/02 22:39
monkeyFJU:XDD 12/02 22:41
kaa1113:班長你叫我們安靜是要聽你放屁嗎?XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 22:46
idex08654:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我笑了 12/02 22:55
qwowo:XDXDXD~~~太好笑啦~~~ 12/02 23:02
bby:笑翻了XD 12/02 23:03
kis2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 23:06
lekao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 23:11
biglunatic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 23:11
leoandgrace:XDDDDD 12/02 23:14
Commands:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑到不行了 12/02 23:15
woajw:班長你叫我們安靜是要聽你放屁嗎? 12/02 23:17
negoonna:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 23:19
novaviger:失禮...XDDDDD 12/02 23:21
newper:willy的英文翻譯...【英】【口】X莖...(XD) 12/02 23:21
ACMD: 陰 12/02 23:27
MAX79979:同學回答太好笑了啦 害我噴飯 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 23:28
VTsuyoshi:這個好笑 12/02 23:34
ILCE:好有畫面喔 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 23:37
bluemidnight:原po GJ! 12/02 23:37
warstar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD班長GJ 12/02 23:38
OREOREO:XDDD 12/02 23:41
cherrym:噗噗噗.....哈哈哈 12/02 23:42
Sougo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 23:49
hilda1112:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/02 23:54
vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 00:20
jingmyyi:好笑~......................推 12/03 00:29
mamsetc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 00:30
bigear1030:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 00:38
anochen:班長果然很兇.... 12/03 00:40
wangks:哈~~~~~~ 12/03 00:47
monce:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 00:47
bailin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 00:49
ilovedavetao:XDDD 12/03 00:49
arrakis:王者天雷... 12/03 00:50
disghost:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 00:55
smile0904:有笑有推XDDDD 12/03 00:57
BMay:XXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 01:04
ycbl:XD 12/03 01:07
brian41:XDD 12/03 01:07
barbariane:真的是陰莖欸= = 12/03 01:13
sayolin:好好笑~XDD 12/03 01:15
finaltrial:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 01:16
fan036:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 01:19
sun1404:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 01:22
MiaoMiaw:XDXD 12/03 01:26
yhvhyod:救命啊!佛朗基的風來噴射~~~ 12/03 01:34
iamamou:班長你po這文是要我們聽你放屁嗎? XDDDD 12/03 01:44
urasea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 01:49
graceabcdefg:太好笑了!!!XDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 02:00
eggbird:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 02:14
anny79425:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 02:40
fowei:超好笑啦 12/03 02:44
evelyn055:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 02:47
abgina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 03:23
equation:有笑有推 XD 12/03 04:37
ogre408:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 05:25
orenda:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 07:38
vincent1111:太靠北 12/03 08:07
itoyukiya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 08:10
wlcard:XD 12/03 08:37
sunnytutor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 08:40
darkling:有笑有推!!! 12/03 10:12
shibachick:哈哈好蠢 12/03 10:33
heatice:氣運丹田的副作用...XDDDDDDDD 12/03 10:41
fruittea:XDDDDDDDD 12/03 10:47
amie520:推啦!! 噗~噗~~ 12/03 10:49
gnps:很慘但也真的很好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 11:08
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snow1224:XDDDD好好笑 12/03 11:40
kiba226:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 11:44
fallwaterdog:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 11:55
yarus:這個好笑!! 12/03 11:57
pl993842:幹太好笑了 12/03 12:24
MrWing:阿~~~嘶~~~ 12/03 12:32
magice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 12:50
squall140578:XDDDD 12/03 13:07
vnushane:你叫我們看這篇!是要看你放屁嗎?班長 12/03 13:17
who014701:我彷彿聞到了.......................... 12/03 13:34
baydan1730:笑到被老師發現了... 12/03 13:45
antchris:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 13:49
acedia25:推~ 12/03 13:59
home1265:XDDD 12/03 14:00
confused:XDDDDDDDDD 12/03 14:01
james010345:其實你是大雄吧!! 12/03 14:03
VH4856:有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 14:04
crazyness:酷喔 12/03 14:07
xianxian:班長你叫我們安靜是要聽你放屁嗎? 哈哈哈哈~ 12/03 14:11
jenna780818:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 14:14
austinyu:有後勁 XD 有笑有推 12/03 14:23
paoan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 14:25
dc426:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 16:00
ptt789789:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 12/03 16:02
xinyuxiao:電腦課冷靜好難... 12/03 16:10
skysky766:同意樓上+1 12/03 16:20
zsp7009:哈哈哈哈哈哈 12/03 16:32
jaminliu0937:後勁夠強! XDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 17:07
harbor1990:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 17:20
Yie:XDD 12/03 17:25
peony0209:這很蠢..XD..有笑有推 12/03 17:52
chegueva:「不要吵了!!!!!!!」 12/03 18:04
rose147:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 18:17
kimiyoko:噗~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 18:54
coppuccino:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 18:56
hollowable:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 19:17
Luxuan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 19:20
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hank61204:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 19:57
foodgod0309:笑到流淚XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 19:58
pienso:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD有趣有趣~~ 12/03 20:01
donotsay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 20:08
Tchieh:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDD (搥地) 12/03 20:58
billyllib:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 21:05
cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 21:26
auchen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (衛生紙 12/03 21:33
clionash:我用丹田憋住嘴巴快噴出來的開水 12/03 22:08
asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 22:11
hample:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 22:20
Aseven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 22:26
Aseven:班長你叫我們安靜是要聽你放屁嗎?XDDD 12/03 22:27
Aseven:轉錄至看板 CSMU-HSA96 12/03 22:32
voguehan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 23:25
hanajiji:哈哈哈哈哈~除了哈哈哈還是哈哈哈 12/03 23:30
reset000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/03 23:34
HUI66:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/04 00:05
rinsoukan:好笑 12/04 00:23
gibbens:這太好笑了...全班沒有當場笑翻嗎? 12/04 00:24
sp026246:好有"氣"勢的班長XDDDDDDD 12/04 00:25
iomirror626:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/04 00:28
unicat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/04 00:35
amaoto:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/04 01:12
natsuya77:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/04 01:17
pclemens:轉錄至看板 SSSH-16th-Fk 12/04 01:31
CHARLORDIE:如果我是同學當下會好噁心 哈哈 12/04 05:36
howhow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/04 06:45
wubaba:轉錄至某隱形看板 12/04 11:47
wishla:太好笑了....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/04 13:01
trying10:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/04 13:07
gongian:哈哈!! 12/04 14:20
hongmingcom:轉錄至看板 NYUST99_FING 12/04 14:55
l13579:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDD 12/04 16:41
oti60431:媽呀~後勁超強XDXDXDXD 12/04 17:04
CacaoBarry:太好笑了~~~~~~~~ 12/04 17:19
iceblue120:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/04 18:32
bluemoonl:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/04 19:25
inmine:太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDD 12/04 21:38
wheven:XDD 12/04 21:53
windlogos:ㄆㄆㄆ~~~噗~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12/05 01:07
bulegirl46:同學A才是一針見血 12/05 01:17
KCKCLIN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/05 03:08
moon1988:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 看了狂笑 後勁超強 12/05 11:20
kevin75218:借轉 12/05 11:57
kevin75218:轉錄至某隱形看板 12/05 11:57
lydia1988:笑到不行XDDDDDDD 12/05 13:20
ccmau:後勁超強~~ 12/05 14:21
okgothen:XDXDXDXD 12/05 17:09
orange10:超好笑!!! 12/05 17:26
upu:我噴了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 12/05 17:53
bigjam:XDDDDDDDDD 12/05 19:35
richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/05 20:01
debris:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/05 20:33
william769:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/05 20:34
frank30931:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/05 23:18
faze:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/05 23:36
naomisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/05 23:55
ppi3106:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 00:13
RWAllenL:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 00:35
ashin12063:有笑有推XDDDD 12/06 00:46
Goldskin:XDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 01:17
jay117229:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 02:37
leejee:很好笑 12/06 07:15
leejee:王聰明:想當年我花了三個月才練成 大喊後不會放屁(撫鬚) 12/06 07:16
memalina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 14:54
lerud:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~~~~ 12/06 18:36
vi000246:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/06 18:44
ihope:有笑有推XDDD 12/07 02:35
Yogin:笑死我了 12/07 13:17
bettyling:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/07 14:25
augly13:XDDDDDDDDD我笑了 12/07 14:45
englwings:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/07 15:35
s8335536:後面一句同學問說班長是叫我們安靜聽你放屁那裡有笑    12/07 20:46
sakuragi10:班長你叫我們安靜是要聽你放屁嗎? 12/08 00:34
biotherm:XDDDDDDDDD想當初我也是個沒什麼魄力的班長﹨(╯▽╰)∕ 12/08 20:30
funnyway:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 12:37
jerrychai25:他在醞釀情緒XDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 14:11
pei928:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/10 17:35
viviengpei:哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/10 23:43
ohlajun:笑死我啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/13 14:06
fordavid0515:XDDDDD 12/15 14:31
exact:沒魄力的班長+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/17 22:37
nanami45:這個好好笑XD 12/18 13:12
sea4504:轉錄至看板 NCU_CME96_B 12/21 23:22
sonoko1000:我笑ㄌXD 12/23 10:53
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