[轉錄][無言] 沒事不要跟媽媽講笑話

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標題[轉錄][無言] 沒事不要跟媽媽講笑話

時間Wed May 6 02:55:46 2009

※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: chandler (錢德炳) 站內: StupidClown 標題: [無言] 沒事不要跟媽媽講笑話時間: Tue Apr 21 18:03:05 2009 話說本人的娘親是一個很愛碎碎念以及愛說教的婦女，就連沒事跟她一起看鄉土劇，看到劇中的人物出軌外遇被抓姦，她就會開始一邊看一邊念：「所以說夫妻就是要同心，要互相體諒，丈夫要為妻子想，妻子要懂得顧丈夫，這樣才是一個家，這樣一個家才會完整巴拉巴拉嘰哩咕嚕劈哩啪啦$%&@!*^%#」其實她念久了全家也都習慣了，反正就是左耳進右耳出，她一邊念我們一邊看我們的電視就對了。有一天我看壹週刊的時候，看到一個很好笑的笑話，我就跑去講給媽媽聽：馬麻我跟妳講一個很好笑的笑話，就是趙翊安(陳幸妤的兒子)有一天哭著回家，幸妤問他怎麼了，小安安就說今天老師問他們英文字母有幾個，小安安說二十五個，結果答錯了被老師罵，幸妤聽了就很生氣說：真是大白天活見鬼，怎麼會是二十五個!明明就是二十六個! 小安安很委屈地說，因為阿公說沒有A，外公也說沒有A啊幸妤就發飆：不要聽你阿公跟外公亂講!怎麼會沒有A!!!!!明明就有A!!!!!!! (抱歉這笑話可能很多人已經看過，但為了文章的鋪陳我還是要全部寫出來) 講完之後我就自己在那邊笑了很久，但是本人的娘親沒有笑，她只是很嚴肅地看著我，等我笑完之後，很正經很認真地跟我說：「我們要將心比心想一想，如果你是陳幸妤，　你被人家這樣拿來開玩笑你作何感想，　所以說當一個公眾人物真的很可憐巴拉巴拉嘰哩咕嚕劈哩啪啦嘟逼嘟哇$#%&^%」本人就因為這個無聊的天殺的該死的笑話被娘親教訓將近半個小時，真的是真心換絕情，好心被雷親Orz ======================== 我是分隔線 ============================== 過了幾天以後，我媽瞇突然興沖沖地跑來跟我說：「欸欸欸，我前幾天聽到一個笑話，真的是有夠好笑的好笑啦! 我問你喔，如果你搭計程車沒帶錢的話，運將會請什麼神明來?」我說我不知道，一連猜了媽祖、釋迦牟尼佛、觀世音菩薩，但答案都不對。 (先別說答案，空個幾行讓大家一起猜猜看好了) 本人的娘親一邊笑得上氣不接下氣一邊說：都不對，答案是三太子，因為李哪吒的台語念起來=你下車(台語) 所以運將會叫李哪吒(你下車) (這可能要懂台語的人才知道為什麼) 講完之後她就自己在那邊笑得花枝亂顫，笑了大概有五分鐘之久。然後我就很嚴肅很認真地看著她，她看我沒什麼反應，就說：啊你覺得不好笑喔?我覺得超好笑的捏! 我很認真地跟她說：「你應該想想看如果你是三太子，你被人家這樣講你作何感想? 所以說當神明真的很可憐，平常辛苦保佑你們這些信徒，名字還要被拿來取笑，我們做人要將心比心，他如果在天庭被其他神明嘲笑怎麼辦嘰哩咕嚕劈哩啪啦嘟逼嘟哇%^$#%@!&^」結果媽媽就生氣了q(〒□〒)p 她剛剛說她晚上不要煮飯了，叫我自己去買便當〒﹏〒 -- 我能處理，讓我來處理！我的名字掐頭去尾就是handle！ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 125.229.5.30

推 bossjojo: 拍拍....XDDDD 有笑..有推...孩子.爹娘永遠是對的 04/21 18:06

推 ryo0121:我笑了 XDD 04/21 18:13

→ other210110:真趣味 04/21 18:19

推 kumatsu:XD 04/21 18:21

推 Hans14:XDD 反將一軍 04/21 18:22

推 dito99:拍拍 04/21 18:23

推 debitako:拍拍趕快去買便當吧 04/21 18:24

推 a1z84:我覺得媽媽的笑話超好笑的耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 18:26

推 stupidman:+1 我媽的反應也都這樣XDDD 每次講笑話都很沒成就感 04/21 18:27

推 BLUEJOANNE:好笑........XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 18:30

推 vista0722:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 原PO妳辛苦了 04/21 18:30

推 deadeyes:這個讓我笑的很開心XD 04/21 18:33

推 Jackwin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 18:35

推 sul31:XDDDDDD　不可以忤逆媽媽XDDDDDDDDD 04/21 18:38

推 genbin:XDD 好白目 04/21 18:38

推 okumo:原PO你有勇氣!!通常這事只有當媽的才可以做的呀!!便當吃啥? 04/21 18:39

推 raymond59:哈哈哈媽媽和女朋友都是共產黨 04/21 18:42

推 LFChrist:淚推...爸媽永遠是對的XD 04/21 18:43

推 Solitary:XD 04/21 18:44

推 ienjan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 18:47

推 chuchuman:good job 04/21 18:47

推 ltmqw:便當比較好吃… 04/21 18:48

推 ienjan:一篇文章三個笑點 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 18:48

推 fjf1980:便當的口味是? 04/21 18:49

推 BornFish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 18:51

推 KCKCLIN:XDD 04/21 18:51

推 m709125:媽媽是對的 XD 04/21 18:52

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推 baobao55:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 18:54

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推 ffrcching:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 18:57

推 jr89005:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 18:58

推 x88560:很好笑 04/21 19:00

推 marval:蠻好笑的XDDDD 04/21 19:01

推 marco741030:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 19:02

推 girltina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 19:02

推 kentsam2077:XDDDDD 有笑有推 04/21 19:04

推 pooh19oo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 19:04

推 keitaandwing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 19:04

推 stoub:XDD 04/21 19:05

推 lp88:娘是對的 04/21 19:05

推 fiveday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 19:06

推 brtim:好笑 04/21 19:06

推 chiao218:好有趣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 19:06

推 diy7822:哈～好笑！不過話說那台語怎麼念呀？ 04/21 19:08

推 chris0521:XDDDD 台語唸起來類似「力裸掐」 04/21 19:09

推 Linus1985:XDDDD 幫翻義(你下車) 04/21 19:11

推 etrana:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 19:11

推 amakase:老媽跟老婆永遠都是對的... 04/21 19:14

→ chandler:謝謝大家XD 已經吃飽了，還幫媽媽也買了一個XDDDDDDD 04/21 19:17

推 diy7822:ama大，媽媽和老婆永遠是對的，阿女朋友勒？ 04/21 19:17

→ chandler:我們都吃雞肉飯便當，兩人剛快樂一起看電視XDDDDDDD 04/21 19:18

推 JayKu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 19:19

噓 attm:事實上是沒必要開第一個的那種玩笑我一點都不覺得好笑 04/21 19:20

推 Hans14:XDDDD 吃便當省事心情好 04/21 19:20

推 amakase:婚前都是男方做主，而婚後都是女方做主.... 04/21 19:20

推 fakeayumi:好可愛喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 19:22

推 aidsai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 19:22

推 kuo0925: 恁老木卡對. 04/21 19:22

→ chandler:a大我是從壹週刊看來的嘛Q__Q 而且我被念過已經知錯了XDD 04/21 19:23

推 steadyky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 19:25

推 sadjuju:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 19:25

推 ofey:原po今晚要餓肚子了XD 04/21 19:25

推 owaru03:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 19:26

推 dylan29341:好可愛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 19:26

推 littlesheepy:原PO媽媽好可愛XDDDDDD 04/21 19:27

推 windpeterk:看到就想起我媽也是這樣XDDDDD 04/21 19:28

推 ckleon:GJ 04/21 19:30

推 cielnoir:哈哈原Po媽跟原Po都很可愛 04/21 19:30

推 helen7510:樓上有人好嚴肅，明明就是看來的笑話還當真喔…… 04/21 19:31

推 mulder13:有笑有推XDXDXDXDXD 04/21 19:32

推 anan1564:原PO幹的好！ 04/21 19:32

推 danielmf:了不起!!! 媽媽是對的! XD 04/21 19:33

噓 h69:這裡不是笑話版笨點在哪? 04/21 19:35

推 a1z84:有人好嚴肅+1 原po拍拍，幫你補回來XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 19:35

推 EricWoo:笨點在於不要隨便挑戰媽媽 04/21 19:36

推 sophia29:好好笑XDD 04/21 19:36

推 hihiair:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 19:37

推 happyno:XDDDD 04/21 19:37

推 wcsun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 19:38

推 rotate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 19:44

推 asole:XDDD 04/21 19:45

推 discoveryray:XD白木 04/21 19:46

推 NewYear:有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 19:47

推 perai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 第一個笑話蠻好笑的啊XDDDD 04/21 19:47

推 sheng3476:其實... 有A就有Y 04/21 19:48

推 Neoposer:巴拉巴拉嘰哩咕嚕劈哩啪啦嘟逼嘟哇$#%&^% 04/21 19:51

推 NB11:h69 笨點就在原PO為了報復搞到自己沒晚餐不是很明顯嘛? 04/21 19:51

推 Silvster:我們做人要將心比心，他如果在天庭被其他神明嘲笑怎麼辦? 04/21 19:52

推 wkilont:笨點就在原po沒晚餐吃啦~ 04/21 19:52

推 vcben:有笑有推. h69應該是看了一半就怒了吧 04/21 19:58

推 alice781110:不錯笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 19:59

推 jack7815:笨點在有人看不到笨點? 04/21 19:59

推 amy123:哈哈xddd 04/21 20:00

推 enjoy0718:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 20:05

推 patpat:有笑有推 04/21 20:06

推 elfswordsman:真是的... 04/21 20:07

推 catlive:XDDDDDDDD 04/21 20:08

推 ayulove822:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 20:09

推 RS44:不錯 04/21 20:10

推 Willie616:笑了........ 04/21 20:10

推 maychen723:你媽好酷 04/21 20:11

推 wei0816:我覺得你媽媽那個笑話比較好笑~~哈哈哈哈 04/21 20:12

推 quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 20:15

→ soldier723:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 20:18

推 billllid:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 爸媽永遠都是對的... 04/21 20:19

推 ILoveMeYA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 20:20

推 aerodm:一文三笑XD 04/21 20:20

推 ding07:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 去跟你娘親下跪吧=ˇ= 04/21 20:21

推 ntsp:推一文三笑原po 拍拍 04/21 20:21

推 gengar6307:爆 04/21 20:22

推 MRcloser:媽媽總是這樣認真~ 04/21 20:22

推 CharlotteX:到底在噓啥 04/21 20:22

推 bear791113:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 20:22

推 kenny750730:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 20:23

推 ryudodo:哈哈XDDDDDDDD 04/21 20:25

推 SWATDuck:找死~~~~ 04/21 20:25

推 tacoice:媽媽好可愛 04/21 20:27

推 aspentreedy:真的是值得推薦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 20:27

推 Luciferous:好可憐… 04/21 20:28

推 veu:很可愛..簽名檔是六人行的錢德..哈 04/21 20:29

推 s93rm6:XDD 04/21 20:33

推 fin1989:超好笑XDDDDDDD 媽媽永遠是對的呀（拍拍） 04/21 20:41

推 d007:XDDD 04/21 20:41

→ urzas:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 20:41

推 hate56:XD 04/21 20:41

推 Lalabeauty:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 20:46

推 clenny:OH~~ MY~~ GOD! Chan~~~~~~~~~dler~~~~ 04/21 20:48

推 sigma810:XDDD 04/21 20:50

推 asakurakaino:我老媽也是這樣XDDDDD 超可愛的啦XDDDDDDDDD 04/21 20:51

推 craighet:XDDDDDDDD 04/21 20:52

推 Morketiden:花枝亂顫......樓下有請花枝出場!!! 04/21 20:53

推 adst513:================大家好我是亂顫======================= 04/21 20:55

推 kinghome1:我不是花枝下面是魷魚 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 20:55

→ adst513:我想漢字應該是"你落車"吧 04/21 20:56

推 Black8910:花枝:我躺在烤肉架上也中槍 04/21 20:56

→ adst513:============大家好我不是魷魚我是亂顫================ 04/21 20:56

推 amlaainn:所以碎碎念會遺傳嚕XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 20:58

推 princessmake:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 21:02

推 cd12631:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 21:06

推 sismuse:太好笑了XDDDD 04/21 21:08

推 sqq383838:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 21:11

推 gein:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD最後太好笑了~~ 04/21 21:11

推 i14d14:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 21:12

推 answer1213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 21:15

推 ntsp:花枝亂顫好像是黃易尋秦記裡面常出現的文字 XDDDD 04/21 21:17

推 sh211114:只準媽媽放火不準女兒點燈阿= = 04/21 21:22

推 evlly:整篇都好好笑... 04/21 21:24

推 richmax1027:我笑了所以晚上原PO吃便當嗎?! 04/21 21:30

推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 21:37

推 pinkyxu:有笑有推 04/21 21:42

推 linniouti:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 21:43

推 mirror01:媽媽應該是見笑轉生氣吧 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 21:44

推 dnkofe:XDDDDDDDD 04/21 21:48

推 ienjan:推文補刀更好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 21:50

推 sggs:重點就是不要挑戰媽媽...XD 04/21 21:53

推 tomofan:太太太好笑了~~原po作了每個小孩都想作的事情~~~超棒!!! 04/21 21:59

推 yumi3399:遺傳這東西真可怕~~哈!!! 04/21 22:04

推 gc25:媽媽很可愛也推簽名檔XD 04/21 22:09

推 miaooooooooo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 22:16

推 rtsai928:原PO的媽媽是花媽 04/21 22:17

推 taidocky:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/21 22:19

推 isra:有好笑！ 04/21 22:19

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推 walacat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 22:24

→ lanue:媽媽永遠都是對的!!!! 04/21 22:29

推 englishm3jp6:哇哈哈哈!!!! 媽媽生氣要你買便當→推推推推推推推推 04/21 22:29

推 kaishu77:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 22:33

推 crueangel:上一次當，學一次乖 XD 04/21 22:34

推 jenychen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~~~~這個讓我笑的好久喔~~~淚推~~~ 04/21 22:54

推 jenna780818:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 22:56

推 visnafox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 真的試抄好笑 04/21 22:59

推 al1l1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 23:07

推 yaben:伴君如伴虎阿... 04/21 23:08

推 kedo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 便當好不好吃XD 04/21 23:09

推 youreruhs:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 23:09

推 texspec:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDX 04/21 23:17

推 landice720:原po有看friends 04/21 23:23

推 taco00147:XDD應該吃飽了吧 04/21 23:24

推 river0927:第一個超好笑的....(沒看過) 04/21 23:26

推 maydagreen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 23:28

推 ganztoll22:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 23:31

推 Waterfly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 23:33

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推 ohlajun:是Chandler Bing！我的最愛呀！ 04/21 23:34

推 LW2004:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 23:36

推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 23:37

推 gary1iao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 23:49

推 zzx:哈哈 04/21 23:56

噓 realestate:一點也笑不出來雖然是你媽媽但是這樣實在很自私 04/22 00:04

→ realestate:對人和對己有雙重標準而且已經很刻意的被提醒到卻還是 04/22 00:05

→ realestate:一點也沒有反省的意思這種人真的很過分 04/22 00:05

推 chire1826:我笑了耶XD 推~~~ 04/22 00:07

推 yobradyo:有人好嚴肅ＸＤ　推～～ 04/22 00:09

推 pestano:先別說為什麼別人可以而我不可以 04/22 00:09

→ pestano:因為別人有你沒有的優勢 04/22 00:10

推 qooggyy:=_= 你害你媽咪生氣了~ =3= 不乖喔 04/22 00:17

推 gasy:故事好熟，才發現原來是自己同學啊，聽本人講更好笑喔超生動 04/22 00:24

推 YEHjH:讚!! 04/22 00:27

推 sheep0811:XD 04/22 00:27

推 satanangel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 00:50

推 kevingold:幫我買一個雞腿便當謝謝 04/22 00:52

推 hawacat:好可愛~~ 04/22 00:55

推 OnSEx007:real大也中碎碎念了 04/22 00:56

推 wfsm3333:很有梗 04/22 00:56

推 lekao:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 00:57

推 neawen:噓的是怎麼了= = 04/22 00:58

推 Lalabeauty:噓的人~有必要這樣嗎= = 04/22 01:16

推 jack5992:笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 01:17

→ music741069:你應該想想，如果你媽知道你拿來PO笨版，你媽作何感想 04/22 01:18

→ music741069:？ balabala.... 你媽應該會再唸上一頓吧XDD 04/22 01:19

推 monkeyFJU:XDDDDD 04/22 01:31

推 informaly:XDDDDD好像釣到一堆正義達人XDDD 04/22 01:34

推 miyahuei:簽名檔也很有趣~~~XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 01:37

推 punkgirlmix:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 01:40

推 barbariane:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD幹笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 01:45

推 soulknight:好笑 04/22 01:51

推 RubinCarter:滿好笑的嘛 04/22 02:21

推 shosuke:三個都挺好笑的啊XD 04/22 02:22

推 JLN:原PO 你是天秤座的嗎!我曾經跟你做一樣的事 04/22 02:24

→ JLN:對象是我前閃光!重點是他也生氣了哈哈哈 04/22 02:24

推 SecretWindow:樓上的前閃光難道是... 04/22 02:38

推 maymay37:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 02:45

推 icehorng:有笑有推哈哈別太認真嘛 04/22 03:05

推 isaza:想想三太子XDDDDDD 推簽名檔 04/22 03:11

推 kevinjok:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 04:24

推 daan123:XDDDDDDDD 04/22 05:54

推 kimiyoko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD別亂開媽媽的玩笑XDDDDDDDD 04/22 07:15

推 icyhacker:哈哈哈哈~~~我笑了~~~~~~~XDDD~~ 04/22 08:32

推 avalon1990:有笑有推 04/22 09:10

推 meowyih:噗嗤, 釣到好多個正義魔人 XD 04/22 09:34

推 windguest:哈哈~~~~推媽媽是對的 04/22 09:35

推 hyelim:我媽也會！然後我請他安靜一點!!!! 04/22 09:52

推 lucars:哈哈~爸媽永遠都是對的啊！ 04/22 10:58

推 delavino:XD 04/22 11:21

推 bule1212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 11:27

推 changtai:GJ XD 04/22 11:37

推 inkuang:GJ 04/22 11:46

推 nojoewu:其實兩個笑話都老梗，但配上後面就好笑XDDDDDDDDD 04/22 11:51

推 lordtiger:XDDDDD 04/22 11:57

推 zickyfu:XDDDDDDDDDDDD為什麼我整個笑到不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 12:22

推 sweetcheng:噓的人的人生應該跟原PO媽一樣認真 04/22 12:42

推 jackie1023:媽媽才是家裡的老大!! 04/22 12:52

推 arrakis:我懂.(拍) 04/22 13:11

推 Musasi:XDDDDD 04/22 13:34

推 leo7771:XDDDD真的好笑到不過噓的人好可憐... 04/22 13:37

推 pepei:有笑有推 04/22 13:38

推 herbertking:你媽是孫媽嗎? 04/22 13:49

推 aquarmouse:噓的好笑他在學你媽 04/22 14:16

推 frank8421:哈~~這個好笑 04/22 14:55

推 nothing0917:推　不過就是跟媽媽開個小玩笑阿　XD 04/22 15:22

推 jimwjma:XD 04/22 16:51

推 zzcline:有前途啊! (不過有些長輩"無肚量") 04/22 17:00

推 kalior:沒有A那篇笑話真的好機車 XD 04/22 17:13

推 newjedi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 17:34

推 irene21103:跟爸媽講笑話一點成就感都沒有 04/22 17:39

→ cashko:XDDDDDDDD 04/22 17:47

推 hollowable:沒有A超好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 18:30

推 juliefju:大推XD可是父母永遠是對的XD 04/22 18:32

噓 ctwt: 04/22 18:37

推 megaboost:幫補一文三笑XDDDD 04/22 19:27

推 zoekiwi:笑到爆淚 04/22 20:00

推 nickstarwind: 回馬槍 04/22 20:04

→ elittle:笑死我了天阿 04/22 20:25

推 blockmonkey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 20:35

推 incanada:我也討厭有雙重標準的人 = = 自己就可以別人不行... 04/22 21:29

推 qwertyG:媽媽是對的... 04/22 21:59

推 davidleee:你媽是對的 04/22 23:26

推 adonisey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 23:29

推 babylin0425:笑翻了XDDDDDDDDD 04/22 23:33

推 okekidasuka:F4:低低嚕低嚕~~低嚕嚕低嚕~~~低嚕嚕嚕嚕~~~~XD 04/22 23:38

推 ha580401:同學推~~~XD 04/23 00:03

推 englwings:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 00:56

推 heavenly:巴拉巴拉嘰哩咕嚕劈哩啪啦嘟逼嘟哇大推簽名檔XDDD 04/23 01:29

→ ajean0630:跟我媽一樣…都在很奇怪的地方認真。 04/23 01:33

推 ligar: 哈哈哈哈哈哈兩個笑話都很好笑 XD 04/23 07:51

推 ENDOUUKYO:why so serious 04/23 08:07

推 pigiloveu:去買便當吧 04/23 12:24

推 ray0713:笑話的逆襲.....XDDDDD 04/23 13:53

→ liouyue:我覺得第二個比較好笑XD 最後一個笑話已經聽過了XD 04/23 13:56

推 souter:XDDDDDD 超好笑的 04/23 14:30

推 sunderoom1:趕快去買便當吧 04/23 15:17

推 SeiKai:推你的暱稱還有掐頭去尾XD 04/23 15:28

推 yentingyen:第一個比較好笑~~ 第二個我搞不清楚怎麼念 04/23 15:49

推 prutmmer:便當便當!!!揮棒落空~~~ 04/23 17:06

推 humanskull:.......我只能說你笨...XD 04/23 17:20

→ dm103:我很認真地覺得你媽是對的(拍) 04/23 19:12

→ tzlying:簽名檔還比較好笑.......... 04/23 19:21

→ AIOTSUKA:哩因該　夕荷 04/23 19:29

推 Darius1979:活該愛玩嘛 ~ 04/23 22:00

推 pjan:這是一篇有很多小笑話的大笑話XDDDD有笑有推XDDDDDDDDD 04/24 00:01

推 lcka:原PO娘跟我娘好像（嘆） 04/24 09:25

噓 cywec:李三太那個OP很久了吧.... 04/24 10:19

推 lotos:既然母親大人說要吃外食，那就叫個披薩吧XDDD 04/24 10:32

推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/24 19:41

推 equation:反將一軍。好笑 XD 04/25 03:53

推 angelmoomin:是錢德耶笑話冠軍 04/25 08:36

推 nescient:錢德果然會講冷笑話XD 04/25 13:02

推 szczerbiak:大推 04/25 19:28

噓 t5368836:抱歉...紅的明顯>< 所以JLN大是??? 04/25 20:07

推 atpx:幹這篇都很好笑 XD 04/26 02:41

推 kyuzi:超好笑 04/26 12:05

推 duck0823:有笑有推.... 04/26 13:47

推 yoyo0328:超好笑你媽很可愛~ 04/26 23:20

推 sgalan821:我是看到嘰哩咕嚕批哩啪啦都逼都哇那段才笑的..XDDDDDDD 04/27 03:54

推 inale:XD 04/28 01:47

推 greenmelon:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/28 12:28

推 kurtsun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/28 20:29

推 naomisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/29 20:15

推 sweetludy:很好笑 XDDDDDDDD 04/30 20:41

推 equation:真的好笑 XD 05/03 02:09

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