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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: nickchuang (nickchuang) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [無言] 這該怎麼看待未來? 時間: Tue May 5 23:41:10 2009 板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! ========================================================================== 在此出賣一下我的同學,這是發生在他身上的一件事... 我那個同學的母親一直覺得我的同學不夠聰明,因此下了一個決定! 她帶我的同學去找算命師還是道士,這我也不大清楚 說是要幫我同學開所謂的"聰明門",看看能不能讓我的同學考更好 到了他們的店裡,那個先生開始作法要幫他開聰明門 先生用手指指著我同學的頭,用台語說... "開!....開!....開!....開!..... 開!....怎麼打不開?....開!....開!...." 那位先生繼續作法... 過了一段時間,他轉過頭來,對著我同學的母親說.... "抱歉!打不開!" "抱歉!打不開!" "抱歉!打不開!" 請問各位,如果你在你的一生中發生這種事...你要如何看待你接下的的人生阿... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.127.142.94
yuigood:推道士誠實XD 05/05 23:42
yorkbuster:有下文嘛?要不然感覺是斷章取義 XD 05/05 23:42
ly4138:推隔壁的鎖匠 05/05 23:44
jason543:靠杯 有夠好笑的XDDD 笑死我了 怎麼會打不開阿~~ 05/05 23:45
ufoon: 還 蠻 屌 的 05/05 23:46
otld:這個時候就要對那個道士說:哼哼 原來你自己的也沒打開啊!! 05/05 23:46
floz:再付十萬就打的開啦~ 05/05 23:46
yuigood:換版標!~ 05/05 23:47
erniel014:有這樣的江湖術士啊....XD 05/05 23:48
cj6m3t6:嘿嘿~~~ 鑰匙在我這!!! 05/05 23:48
s131342002:找個鎖匠還比較快XD~~~~ 05/05 23:56
WishingCat:一刀砍下去就開了阿(誤 05/05 23:59
iiyu:"抱歉!打不開!"XDDDDDD 05/06 00:05
aaa8841:打不開才有機會拼笨版版主(誤 05/06 00:07
wcedric:打不開有靠北到XDDD 05/06 00:08
pidong:幹 超屌的 道士中肯 05/06 00:09
downhill:打不開.....第一次聽到道士會那麼誠實耶... 05/06 00:10
oppo2121:我笑了XD 05/06 00:11
aaronpwyu:再付十萬就打的開啦~ 仙劍梗!!! 05/06 00:13
omoro:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:13
bingomime:笑到眼淚流出來了!!! XDDDDD 我想知道媽媽的表情~ 05/06 00:13
A781207:抱歉啦~因為鎖生鏽了 所以打不開... 05/06 00:17
aaa8841:這樣可以主張給付不能撤銷契約吧 05/06 00:19
PlumeBlue:XDDDDDD 05/06 00:23
lanyu313:超好笑的,笑到噴淚了 05/06 00:23
quietvox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:24
asgard1991:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:24
chrisyang13:超靠杯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:25
wwchocolate:打不開!!!好可憐阿...那道士真中肯...XDD 05/06 00:25
SONGBERLIN:那位母親都要哭出來了吧 05/06 00:27
debitako:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:28
juneho:XDDDD本日最中肯!!!!!!!!! 05/06 00:29
namirei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:32
kirinichiban:後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:32
SWATDuck:C4準備中....... 05/06 00:34
showershine:.........這個道士也..... 05/06 00:34
MPLeo:大概錢沒繳齊吧..多繳幾次就會開了 05/06 00:35
zona0518:XDDDDDD 05/06 00:36
jomaysong05:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:37
rongeorge:XDDDD 05/06 00:37
giogiomimi:道士忘了帶鑰匙嗎?實在太寶啦! 05/06 00:41
kuso5522:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:42
thechildish:我笑了....我想知道那同學的表情 05/06 00:43
cathyptt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:49
lifekim:"抱歉!打不開!" 05/06 00:53
lll355261:嘿嘿.....鑰匙在我這 05/06 00:55
mesit:XD 超白痴的~~~ 05/06 00:56
cwshitai:開錯門了吧 是月工門 05/06 00:57
hs311268:好笑! 05/06 00:58
yuan5207:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 00:59
tin1123:XD 好屌.... 05/06 00:59
chun0208:超爆笑的啦XDDD 05/06 01:00
blueherbert:XD 05/06 01:04
dearanita:接下來就要付錢請鎖匠了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 01:05
pepeoa:鑰匙被反鎖在腦袋裡 當然打不開囉~ 05/06 01:08
ENDOUUKYO:好白目的道士啊XDDDDDDD 05/06 01:08
cheese802:騙錢也不是這樣的啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 01:13
theicefish:找鎖匠啊,要讓專業的來! 05/06 01:22
holyshxt:超級好笑的啦啦啦 05/06 01:22
HuaLan:~( ̄▽ ̄)~(_△_)~( ̄▽ ̄)~(_△_)~( ̄▽ ̄)~ 05/06 01:24
Terry1984:XDDDDDD 05/06 01:25
Rapunzel:道士太過誠實XDDDD 05/06 01:31
ISANKI:我笑翻了xD 我如果是當事者一定會囧到翻 砍掉從練了啦XD! 05/06 01:32
memalina:對不起 我笑翻了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 01:34
polito:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 01:34
laugon:超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 01:36
cda115:這個道士很誠實!以後請大家都給他開聰明門 05/06 01:36
nuvita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我被狠狠的戳到笑點 05/06 01:36
Queeniejune:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 01:50
Pai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 01:51
victorcoo:XD 05/06 01:51
LonyIce:XD 05/06 01:53
otis000:這叫有職業道德XDDDD 05/06 01:53
syo0520:XDDDDD有職業道德推一個 05/06 01:58
freedom1986:道士:再5000就開了! 05/06 01:59
fly12119:哈哈哈哈哈好好笑阿XDDD 05/06 02:01
joewang1801:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈幹快笑死我了 05/06 02:01
schizo:推爆會不會開 XD!!! 05/06 02:01
king09372000:XD 05/06 02:01
cloudmax:有笑有推 05/06 02:02
shinyhaung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 02:04
Violatiek:XD 05/06 02:04
bogardan:所謂的不開竅?土方法是去撞個頭破血流................. 05/06 02:11
maymay37:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 02:13
scores:鎖匠打不開鎖 到底要不要給錢!? 05/06 02:20
cometberry:同學:(嘿嘿)鑰匙在我這 那個神經病道士以為他打的開呀 05/06 02:25
wednesday323:好好笑!! 05/06 02:34
szss8765:好笑...比老師說我同學腦袋是石頭還好笑!!! 05/06 02:35
smy1126:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 02:39
goalong:囧 05/06 02:44
kazafQ:有職業道德XDDDDDDDDD 05/06 02:45
ssssshiny:XDDD...打不開....多付五十萬就開了,我想。 05/06 02:49
LeslieCJC:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 02:53
loveguitar88:門打不開沒關係,還有窗戶... 05/06 02:59
a2r5t:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 03:12
oXnXo:哈哈哈 我笑的鼻涕都噴出來了 05/06 03:18
jfain:道士os:靠杯 開壞了... 05/06 03:19
hotsuma:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 03:21
andyphil:XD 05/06 03:23
nalssi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 03:46
kyouya:想去給這個道士開開看…!! 05/06 03:48
bigbadwolf:怎麼沒爆XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 03:49
andyillusion:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 03:50
somebodyelse:淚推打不開 05/06 04:03
kevingold:Z苦主樓上XD? 05/06 04:07
MAX79979:哈哈哈 推找鎖匠 找鎖匠 05/06 04:28
Meowd:笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 04:28
skaterboy13:天阿.... 也太白癡了吧!!! 05/06 04:33
threewww:CDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 05:32
threewww:X 05/06 05:32
death123456:還有這招!! 05/06 05:34
blacksswan:..... 05/06 05:39
ostar:這....可能要叫Neo進去Matrix把鎖匠找來才有解.....XDDD 05/06 06:49
zong1986:我大笑了 05/06 06:53
jennychou:要爆了~有大笑有推~~!!! 05/06 06:55
imbattle:耶~~~~~~~~有笑有推!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 06:55
dragonsoul:XD 05/06 07:08
holucan72:好好笑的道士 哈哈 05/06 07:29
lovelykuromi:(# ̄皿 ̄)╮☆(__ __||)" 快開阿~ 05/06 07:59
eva0617:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 08:00
wlcard:XDDDDD 05/06 08:13
yukk524:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 08:18
garnett1024:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 08:43
iamtako:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 08:46
KTXNS:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 08:56
sdjh18:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 09:03
pauhsi:真是有良心的道士 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 09:05
silmarien:XDDDDDDDD 05/06 09:24
caca776633:真的很有良心XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 09:37
Hevak:XDDDDDDDDD 05/06 09:42
KsykYo:有屌有笑XDDDDDDD 05/06 10:03
wukuscott:道士好過份 XD 05/06 10:03
LucasChen:抱歉 打不開 XDDDDDD 05/06 10:21
shoot2:打不開~打不開~~有花子的FU... 05/06 10:28
fakename:專業的道士 05/06 10:31
shinome:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 10:31
zona0518:這年頭誠實的道士已經不多了 05/06 10:38
jfarmar:有這種道士...騙錢騙很大 05/06 10:39
beautylin:XD 05/06 10:44
a7152939: 道士XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 10:58
yfes:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 11:04
momogo628:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這個道士.... 05/06 11:07
adonistc:為什麼 都沒人考慮到該同學的心情= = 他等於被宣判喜憨耶 05/06 11:16
rayallen3001:好好笑 05/06 11:24
gwunder:喜憨的是道士... 05/06 11:29
lia1062001:XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 11:29
hok:XDDDDD 05/06 11:31
heeee:超好笑 有板標的潛力 XDDDD 05/06 11:49
jjsoft:古意的道士 05/06 11:54
likemeizu999:打不開XD 05/06 11:55
tywchr0404:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 11:56
hungyichan:沒品XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 12:04
yluvs:也太慘XD 05/06 12:19
claireshin:笑到快掉淚 哈哈哈 05/06 12:21
CTUST:隨便都碼可以自圓其說 沒有所謂的聰明門 要多努力 長智慧等 05/06 12:37
moltkey11125:道士:再五萬 只要再給五萬就開了!! 05/06 12:39
vanilla6:好誠實的道士XDDDDDD 05/06 12:48
STARKUO:中肯XD 05/06 13:04
WEAKW:XD 05/06 13:18
answer1213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 13:22
pyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 13:37
stu110003:打不開怎麼辦?XDDDDD 05/06 13:39
Howard9579:好賤 xDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 13:42
socialphy:真是太白爛了~笑死我的毛 05/06 13:44
miamiamia:好好笑XD 我留眼淚了 05/06 14:05
pw080325043:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 14:08
LECIEL666:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 14:10
JFour:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 14:14
killergo2005:打不開= = 05/06 14:32
recks:笑死我了!!! 05/06 14:34
iicc15:道士有誠實到= =+ 05/06 14:45
jaff107:這是所謂的 盜亦有道嗎= =" 05/06 15:01
keith832587:你同學比較可憐!! 推道士 05/06 15:01
HukataNami:......道士好中肯XD 05/06 15:05
maysu:道士真中肯......... 05/06 15:13
cat110152:XDDDDD...... 05/06 15:14
bwebwe:有笑有推 哈哈哈哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 15:34
Chyih:很好笑!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 15:50
seastar1987:道士果然是良心事業 哈哈~ 05/06 16:04
ray0713:道士OS:錢不夠打不開啦 05/06 16:45
Yie:XDD 05/06 17:18
qooggyy:道士:小門兒乖乖, 把門口開開~ 05/06 17:30
Suzie:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 17:32
gn02974092:靠 我笑翻了 05/06 17:35
killualove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 17:57
isky4473:滿好笑的~XDDD 05/06 18:04
sdhao:怎麼打不開xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd 05/06 18:10
apothekehaus:這個太爆笑了XDDDD 整個囧阿~~XDDDDD 05/06 18:34
v00001:我笑到肚子痛...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 18:38
mei1989:.....還有打不開的XD 05/06 18:45
SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 19:18
librann:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 19:19
zeat:道士:抱歉, 六竅開五竅. 一竅不通... 05/06 19:20
starpid:XDDDD 05/06 19:33
fuha0921:乾這個好笑!!! 05/06 19:38
ruby950127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 20:01
cashko:有良心的江湖術士XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 20:01
kevingold:幹!!!!中懇啦XDDDDDDDDD 05/06 20:21
suzza:該去找鎖匠了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 20:29
crystalalala:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 20:34
u80168:轉錄至看板 NCUFingrad03 05/06 20:41
cyjcyj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 20:45
hugocc:懷疑作者就是這位同學的可能性 05/06 21:01
cg989898:這道士好中肯 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 21:04
conan1121:騙錢啦XD 05/06 21:07
nick720825:這超好笑的啦!第一次聽到有這麼誠懇的! 05/06 21:16
thwm:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd 05/06 21:17
saxen:靠~~~ 真的打不開 哈哈 05/06 21:23
vala1985:真靠杯 05/06 21:59
kof24dj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 22:10
evelyn055:哈哈哈哈,超好笑XDDDD 抱歉我的良心也笑了XDDD 05/06 22:11
idofly:MMMMMM 05/06 22:21
Beetch:The lock is broken. I can't open the door. SH3 05/06 22:30
dawn0733:好誠實的道士 笑到我掉眼淚!!!!!!!!! 05/06 22:32
apple74820:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 22:32
a12602183136:好優的道士先生~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 22:38
becomesonumb:專業!!!夠誠實! 05/06 22:52
skoda3357:有 夠 靠 杯 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 23:07
yan35828: 道士:"抱歉,打不開!! 也許再多添些香油錢......" 05/06 23:29
vk:笑到打滾 05/06 23:32
cku:哈哈哈哈 笑到肚子好痛 05/06 23:41
Desney:推 05/06 23:42
draw7755:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/06 23:49
DreamYP:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 00:19
ILATTE:吼 超好笑的XD 05/07 00:34
crea0520:道士很實在XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 00:34
minbyminby:道士好誠實阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 09:03
tracytsuei:笑死我了啦 05/07 09:10
biglunatic:XDDDDDDD打不開..... 05/07 11:29
cheng519822:這年頭誠實的道士已經不多了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 13:07
bepoq:XD 05/07 14:04
nuanua:我笑到肚子痛! 05/07 18:17
money0917:好好笑 不過原PO同學會不會難過阿 XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 19:06
nihowa:好好笑XDDDD 我真的快瘋了! 05/07 20:45
w793:笑翻 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/07 21:16
beryl123p:XD 05/07 21:39
nickchuang:我那同學好像沒啥感覺耶... 05/07 21:56
hellgi1812:然怪打不開 - - 05/07 22:39
glayteru00:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD道士太實在了吧!!!!!!!! 05/07 22:44
obajun:請鎖匠說不定比較有用喔!! 05/08 00:02
lalajo:太好笑了 想到那畫面..XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/08 00:15
Johhan:大笑大推啊XD 05/08 02:02
funker000:靠~~~真強大XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/08 02:46
halahalazoe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/08 03:57
candy1202:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/08 06:10
piliboy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/08 11:46
yymao:揪靠杯 05/08 15:47
toosmayday:打不開XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/08 20:19
Forjoy0329:不 意 外 05/08 22:15
froggg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/08 23:28
cheesewood:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑倒 05/09 03:27
odserene:笑到肚子痛阿阿阿阿阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/10 01:12
RUNINTO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/10 13:56
nirvanabon:超好笑! 道士:抱歉打不開 原波同學:你在靠杯逆 XDDDD 05/10 20:24
atpx:真誠時 XD 05/10 21:11
inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/11 18:28
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