推 joseph0704:哈哈 好有趣喔 04/21 00:03
推 mars6618:笑死我了啦 下學年上社語要來研究性別議題我 04/23 10:45
聽說這文章有一段時間了
不過喜歡社語的可以考慮一下 很有趣XD
※ [本文轉錄自 marthalin 信箱]
※ [本文轉錄自 L-etranger 看板]
作者: Ferrari (這不是電視的錯阿) 看板: L-etranger
標題: ENGLISH LESSON
時間: Fri Apr 18 22:18:40 2008
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
※ 編輯: marthalin 來自: 122.116.161.211 (04/20 23:35)
※ 編輯: marthalin 來自: 122.116.161.211 (04/20 23:35)