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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1DLLW7-V ] 作者: ZephyrAvatar (Zephyr) 看板: joke 標題: [笑話] 如果看到賣西瓜的... 時間: Fri Feb 11 23:38:44 2011 有個工程師某日在下班前接到老婆的電話... 老婆說:「下班順便帶一斤包子回家,如果看到賣西瓜的,就買一個。」 晚上工程師回到家,老婆看了就問:「怎麼只買了一個包子?」 工程師:「因為看到賣西瓜的。」 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.47.66.108
fun10068:看兩次後 會心一笑 02/11 23:40
hotlatte:XD 02/11 23:40
qekye:果然是工程師 02/11 23:40
kheric:XD 02/11 23:41
xyz1113:優質XDD 02/11 23:41
chad79718:XDDD 02/11 23:42
happy81111:老婆:我就知道你們有一腿!!!!! 02/11 23:42
tommy2474578:XD 02/11 23:43
nhec:清流~XD 02/11 23:43
Hambowbow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/11 23:44
ox12345xo:XDDDDDDDD 02/11 23:44
ideasky:if 賣西瓜.... 02/11 23:45
GordonBrown:有系列文的潛力!!!! 02/11 23:45
Qooking:XDDDDDDDD 02/11 23:46
nenini:好棒! 02/11 23:46
white75724:看2次才懂 XDDD 還不錯 02/11 23:47
keepoo:老婆:幹 你這麼會coding幹嘛辣 02/11 23:47
Gscout:這個邏輯真有趣XD 02/11 23:48
flylover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/11 23:48
jujustine83:帥喔 02/11 23:49
kobolin:XD 好笑耶 02/11 23:49
super1937:看4次才看懂 Orz 02/11 23:50
thegunsong:清流耶~~~ 02/11 23:50
loading1:COOL 02/11 23:51
Halleluiah:超好笑的~~ 02/11 23:51
p20162:XD if 02/11 23:51
nothisman:包子算斤的? 02/11 23:52
loveyanzi03:這跟程式有關吧!!超好笑 02/11 23:52
Titaandyo:工程師無誤 02/11 23:52
firehot:應該要 怎麼只買了一"斤"包子? 才對??? 02/11 23:52
gold97972000:幹 超好笑XD 02/11 23:52
pilibubu:XDDD 02/11 23:53
lavigneA:不錯 02/11 23:53
B0Y0:因為有"如果" XDDD 02/11 23:54
flowerweiwei:看第2次才懂...厲害!!! 02/11 23:54
supermicro:怎麼辦,我覺得好像蠻正常的 = = 02/11 23:55
Addidas:看兩遍才懂 科科 02/11 23:55
lavigneA:if(看到西瓜) 買一個包子 else 買一斤包子 02/11 23:55
spencer222:好好笑 哈哈哈哈 02/11 23:55
Aueston:這好笑 to firehot: 工程師解讀成 如果看到賣西瓜的 就買 02/11 23:55
justforfun90:nice 02/11 23:55
choowk2010:笑了XD 02/11 23:55
Aueston:一個(包子) 02/11 23:56
s25g5d4:最早在FB看到 而且一個貼完兩個貼 第三個在貼... 02/11 23:56
firehot:阿我看錯了 怎麼只買了一"個"包子? 沒錯 02/11 23:56
s25g5d4:我FB好友都是攻城濕 02/11 23:56
mbmax323:goooood 02/11 23:57
lonelyport:不錯 02/11 23:58
a9916899:優質XDDD 02/12 00:01
wangfan3:還好我以後不會當工程師 02/12 00:03
littlenee:XDDD 02/12 00:09
brigand:這個好笑XDDDD 02/12 00:09
Deesu:XDDDDDDDD 02/12 00:10
smiley0610:只有我看不懂嗎- -?... 02/12 00:10
cs60406:XD 02/12 00:11
t0202830:好笑XD 02/12 00:16
whatever0310:有梗XDDy 02/12 00:16
saladinal:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 00:16
aa255296:懂阿不過不是很好笑 簡單說就是 雞同鴨講 02/12 00:17
aa255296:買一個西瓜(包子) 02/12 00:17
gn01175717:樓上沒懂 02/12 00:18
waynemayday:這還滿好笑的 現實上的邏輯笑話 02/12 00:20
relaxinrelax:樓樓樓上不懂裝懂 02/12 00:20
lavigneA: aa255296不懂裝懂 哈哈 02/12 00:21
NullLife:糟了,我要變成工程濕了... 02/12 00:23
Eclivan:老公以為看到賣西瓜的,包子就只要買一個XD 有笑有推 02/12 00:23
good5755:一斤包子? 02/12 00:23
waterydan:還不錯阿 02/12 00:24
ty847536:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 00:24
kcyy: aa255296不懂裝懂 哈哈 02/12 00:25
likisihola:這很合邏輯 02/12 00:25
a22122212:XD 02/12 00:28
tonitoni:aa255296 ~( ̄▽ ̄)~(_△_)~( ̄▽ ̄)~(_△_) 02/12 00:29
YIDAN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑啦 02/12 00:31
kof78225:後令壓前令 02/12 00:33
moodanimal:懂了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 00:34
wcds:XD 02/12 00:35
h25282598:第二次才懂XDDD 02/12 00:36
hyjoly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 00:37
dk27go:這好像語言學有學過...一個句子可能有兩種意思...ㄎㄎ了 02/12 00:38
inuwanwan:XD 02/12 00:40
NotJill:不懂裝懂也有梗XDDDDDDD 02/12 00:41
baychi999:看兩次才懂XD 02/12 00:44
xx52002:程式應該會先跑到帶一斤包子才對啊! 02/12 00:47
iamso1:其實斷句這樣..真的就會像樓上說的一樣 而不是這結果 02/12 00:50
xu42j0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 00:50
brian80917:正解應該是一斤包子+一顆包子 02/12 00:52
wml92155:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 00:56
holocaust:看了數次 懂了之後我大笑 02/12 00:57
B0Y0:不懂裝懂更好笑XDDDD 02/12 00:58
Schnell:XD 02/12 01:00
a12602183136:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 01:01
FANG0100:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 01:04
kinosky2000:哪招呀XD 02/12 01:06
Calvin620707:剛念完邏輯會心一笑XDD 02/12 01:07
upu:XD 02/12 01:11
s5894143:IF 看見賣西瓜 THAN 包子一個 ELSE 一斤包子 02/12 01:13
ABC20021001:XDDDDD 02/12 01:13
party100046:XDDDDD 超強的工程師 02/12 01:15
henryrita:看懂了XDDD 02/12 01:16
N1KE:不愧是工程師XDDDD 02/12 01:19
yuh80929:真的是工程師........ 02/12 01:21
cakin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 01:24
like0713:大推 這真的有遵照程式邏輯 XDD 02/12 01:25
doxo50:後勁超強XDD 02/12 01:26
STUCSGOD:太厲害了 02/12 01:27
musha1989:好吧 懂了就笑了 02/12 01:29
potter1529:唉 他老婆自己函式沒寫好 怪誰呢 02/12 01:30
Nadialove:哈哈XDD 02/12 01:32
cocoyan:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 01:35
ai211061:不錯XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 01:46
william5h:看到推文敘述解說才懂XDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 01:48
yuyuh1986:我居然看得懂XDDDD 02/12 01:49
nhtyjm:IF XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 01:54
ychiahung:if then else 清流梗 02/12 01:59
ducksteven:ruby 可以把 if 放在後面更能理解 XDDDD 02/12 02:00
yayaorz:清流啊 02/12 02:03
howshouw:唉 他老婆自己函式沒寫好 怪誰呢 02/12 02:05
rssai:哈哈哈哈哈~~~XD 02/12 02:21
RockManX8:XDDD看三次才懂 02/12 02:22
ashinrulin:有笑有推 02/12 02:34
aoikimi:揪勾錐XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 02:35
KillLakers:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 看第二次看懂 XDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 02:38
avexgroup:爆! 02/12 02:39
jimlexus:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD電資群類推 02/12 02:49
iceafu:我看兩次懂了!!!XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 02:56
tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 03:15
hardway53:樓上到底有多少不懂裝懂怕被笑的...還硬要笑 02/12 03:21
ex951753:if = = 02/12 03:32
yeahmayday:直接丟兩個if就好了吧 不用else吧 清流梗 02/12 03:33
moonjimmy:幹XDDD我好宅 02/12 04:07
IntelC2D:淡淡的哀傷推 02/12 04:10
IanHsia:純粹是中文習慣省略主受格... 02/12 04:13
WYchuang:糟糕 我直覺就是買一個西瓜就好ㄟ 工程師思考習慣 Orz 02/12 04:14
seazilicy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 04:23
cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 04:24
wh90050305:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD工程師是對的 02/12 04:34
stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 05:06
Winson1017:宅男的悲哀 02/12 06:01
hacoolman:XD 02/12 06:38
LJWen:XDDDDDD 02/12 07:54
asdfghjkl999:老婆是:買一個西瓜 工程師:看到賣西瓜就買一個包子 02/12 08:13
bugler1989:XDDD 02/12 08:40
lucas01:........ 02/12 09:40
frankfgt:XDDDDDDDDD 02/12 09:54
Elivanta:看三次才懂 = = 02/12 09:57
giantwinter:好靠杯 02/12 10:20
shoya:笑到不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 10:25
cat395:1XDDD 02/12 10:26
misthide:還好我也有學過 不然還真看不懂咧XD 02/12 10:29
pusomany:哪裡好笑阿= =幾百年前笑話 02/12 10:54
Spade99468:有笑有推XDDDDDD 02/12 10:59
gahanleeo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 11:33
blackcellar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 11:40
WhatCanIDo:沒學過看的懂+1..多看幾次就會懂..文法問題.. 02/12 11:48
NCKU5566:看得懂 但不好笑啊 02/12 12:02
sowhat1022:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 12:04
jeffmib:看到賣西瓜的 條件成立!! 所以只買一個包子xdddd 02/12 12:22
jeffmib:工程師是對的!!! 02/12 12:23
daien:.........變數學板了嗎,難笑.... 02/12 12:27
easybaby:XDDD 02/12 12:37
houchungqq:有笑有推 02/12 12:54
lingja:GJ XDDDD 02/12 13:06
kimimskimi:XDDD 02/12 13:10
kilmntm629:JOKE邏輯板 02/12 13:18
AFISH111:爆 02/12 13:21
yoursteam:看第二次才看懂XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 13:26
t800516:借轉錄 02/12 13:26
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kazamihank:很多不懂裝懂的鄉民~~~ 02/12 14:31
ooww:哼哼 02/12 14:46