推 dress:很好笑.... 140.116.162.28 02/14
A boy says to a girl: "Losing you would be like sodium losing
an electron..." Girl says, "are you sure?" He says, "i'm positive".
A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink.
Finishing, the neutron asks "How much?" The bartender says,
"For you, no charge."
最後一則: Do you know why bears in Alaska should be afraid of water?
because they are polar.
Happy New Year, friends!
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