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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: maxwood (maxwood) 看板: StupidClown 標題: Re: [無言] 不要隨便用中文罵人 時間: Tue Mar 27 17:42:13 2007 以前認識一個老美,費城大學,念歷史的 這小子在美國學了幾年中文,不知發了什麼瘋, 跑來台灣深造, 整天在台北的一些PUB,抱著啤酒在看古文觀止、史記之類的 結果有天晚上,他騎摩托車,紅燈右轉被交通警察攔下來 結果這小子安全帽一拿下來,交通條有點傻了 條子杯杯:"咦,喔,嗯...You, red light right turn! 1,200 Dollar!" (這小子倒是聽懂了,但是罰他錢,那一定是抵死不從的!) 混在台北的美國佬:[...大人,我無罪!] 條子杯杯:[啥?...What?] 美國佬:[我無罪,我蠻夷也!](語出史記,楚世家) 天朝上國,京城台北市的一毛二執金吾愣了兩秒之後龍心大悅: [好,那算了,以後小心一點!] 老美:[謝大人!] -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 210.203.69.18
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ha0118:警察英文還真是爛的可以 ....囧 03/27 18:04
rabbitken:我無罪,我蠻夷也! 還龍心大悅怎麼回事 03/27 18:06
julieroddick:媽呀 那外國人的古文程度應該比我好XD 03/27 18:07
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solarJ:人家都在看史記跟古文觀止了,應該是懂得吧.... 03/27 18:54
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KnightLee:樓上的 紅燈右轉最高可以罰到1800 03/28 12:11
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maxwood:居然沒參加八國聯軍?!!多罰十億!! 03/28 14:36
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hundereins:史記的時代我們都是蠻族了--->東夷 03/29 22:44
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