[轉錄][耍冷] 孔明借箭

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板]

作者: namdas (離) 看板: joke
標題: [耍冷] 孔明借箭
時間: Tue Nov 17 13:25:00 2009

話說孔明草船插滿十萬枝箭之後

士兵正把箭從草人拔下  集裝成束時

周瑜跑來營帳跟孔明討箭

孔明心想   要箭  換我出個難題

孔明：公瑾  說個笑話來聽  我才把箭給你

於是周瑜說了一個笑話   沒想到孔明嘴角還是很硬....

正當營帳內一片尷尬時

孔明說：來人啊，把箭桿子都拔去了再交箭給都督.......

周瑜：亮，這是何解？





























孔明：沒笑　只給箭頭.........



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→ Leeng:箭頭
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推 comlcs:幹 太強了
推 dehors:XDD
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推 Rannyhung:超好笑
推 love60125:厲害....
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