[閒聊] 五六講古─占卜故事趣談(九)

[NTULin5566 (台大略懂哥林五六)]

摘錄自《五六狂想錄---某翔與我》


某年，社聯擺攤時，有一外國人(以下簡稱F)來攤位上

F   ：What's this?

我  ：(手寫) I-Ching

F   ：愛情(音譯)?

我  ：No! No! No! This says "yi" not "I"

      So it is 「Yi-Ching」

F   ：What's about this?

某翔：It is 「 The Book of Change 」

F   ：Change? My fate? Future?

某翔：Yes! Do you want to try it?

F   ：Oh! Yes! That's really good!

我  ：(OS)幹!我英文很破耶...真多嘴

F   ：I want to get the job,is it good for me?

我  ：工作嗎? 抽牌吧

   得「大壯」卦

F   ：What is this?

我  ：...ㄜ... Big Strong...(OS：我在說甚麼...)

F   ：Really? Big and Strong?

我  ：...You already have a job,right?

F   ：Yes,how do you know?

我  ：羝羊觸藩，是跳槽之謂嗎?

F   ：What?

我  ：...Goat...break...the cage...

F   ：Oh! You are mysterious! What does it mean?

我  ：(OS你以為我喜歡喔...來台灣中文不先學好)

      The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake...

F   ：Agree...

我  ：You are good at work,...and you want to get a better one,

      it might break the relationship between you and colleague...

F   ：Oh, it doesn't matter! I don't care!

我  ：Yes, I know,this card tells you,to be a hero, don't betray

      your belief in your mind.

      If to destroy the cage is necessary,than just do it,

      outside is action,inside means discipline,so this is

      why this card called 「 Big Strong 」

      The more you suffer,the more Power you'll get!

F   ：I  couldn't agree more!!

阿多仔道謝離去

某翔：羝羊觸藩，何以說可能是跳槽?

我  ：衝破藩籬，而獲新生，新生若以他說之工作，則舊事推測是舊工作也!

某翔：內為戒律，外為行動，說是大壯，何也?

我  ：震，動也，乾，健也，天行健，君子自強不息，沒戒律能夠自強不息嗎?

      故曰戒律也!此其成為大壯之基本，彼人欲更變現狀，故勸其積蓄力量，

      以符合大壯之象，不然徒然送死而已！

某翔：原來如此！ 順帶一提，你的 English 真的很破耶哈哈

我  ：...我都要修進英了你還要我怎樣呢...

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