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不好意思在系板做這種事
請原諒我....~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~
alchemist又臨時決定給唐至綺當了(唐至綺你不可以拒絕唷)
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ACT1
Alchemist: No matter what he does, every person on earth plays a central role
in the history of the world. And normally he doesn't know it.
Shepherd: Good-bye.
Voice-over: Just as the boy went away, the alchemist suddenly began to laugh
in his sleeve, making an evil chuckling as if he had already planned
something to come.
Alchemist: ??????…that idiot shepherd! Doesn't he know that this is all but
a set-up? Who cares about the treasure? All I want is his fianc?e---Fatima!
????!
(Door bell rings: ding-dong!)
Mom: Who's this?
Alchemist: Hi, nice to meet you, is Fatima there?
Mom: Who are you…wait a minute, I know you! You are the one who played
Mama's boy on last semester's presentation!
Alchemist: (angrily) NO I AM NOT! I AM THE ALCHEMIST!
Fatima: (from back behind) who is it, mom?
Mom: Oh, it's just Mama's boy. He wants to see you.
Alchemist: (out loud) I AM NOT MAMA'S BOY I AM THE ALCHEMSIT!
Fatima: What do you want?
Alchemist: Ooh, my dear Fatima, at last, since the first time we met I've
fell in love with you! Now that idiot shepherd is gone, we can finally be
with each other forever! I wish I knew how to quit you~(flying kisses)
Fatima: (laughs) what are you talking about? That's stupid!
Mom: Yeah! You really crack me up! Well, I'm sorry, Mama's boy, but I can't
let you take Fatima away like this.
Alchemist: What about this? (Takes out gold)
Mom: Oh my god---Holy cow! Is that gold--- (turns to Fatima) I'm sorry my
dear, but I think you'd better listen to what he said.
Fatima: WHAT?! I'm not gonna marry with a geezer!
Mom: (angrily) don't you ever say that to Mr. Alchemist!
Fatima: NO WAY! (Runs away)
Alchemist: I'm afraid it's not up to you---(spells) Petrificus Totalus!
(Fatima screams and falls down the floor)
Fatima: What did you done to me! (to Mom, crying) Mom, I can't feel my leg!
Mom: (seriously) Stay put, Fatima! Do you wanna get kidnapped?! (to
alchemist, gently) so, what are we gonna do now?
Fatima: You bastard! You dumb head! You selfish prig!
Alchemist: (carefree and happily) whatever~!
Fatima: (pauses and) you Mama's boy!
Alchemist: (angrily) What did you call me?!
Mom: Well, well, well, let me think how to perfect this wedding…
Voice-over: Just as then, suddenly, someone shows up, and that is---
Shepherd: Wait!
Fatima: Ooh, my love!
Alchemist: No way! Not today!
Shepherd: Shame on you! But it's all over now! I am here to save my dear love!
Fatima: (cry out loud) hero---?
Alchemist: (beefs) you'll receive a whipping if you keep doing that. (Spells,
shepherd petrified)
Mom: Ooooh yeah! Gold!
Fatima: No------- (crying) it's not fair! (Pauses) Give me three days; if I
can break your spell you'll have to set us free or I'll marry you immediately!
Alchemist: Hmmm, interesting…deal, then. Get ready for our wedding,?????!
Voice-over: Fatima is so depressed, so depressed, so depressed that she can't
even breathe…No, no! She gotta be brave and strong! Because she's the woman
of the desert!
Fatima: Because I am the woman of the desert---F-A-T-I-M-A!
ACT 2
Voice-over: One day has passed…
Fatima: what am I gonna do? I don't want to marry with Mama's boy!
Dad: Hey, what's on your mind, my little princess?
Fatima: Daddy, I'm so confused…I don't know what to do next…
Dad: You really don't like Mama's boy? (Fatima shakes her head) well, then
maybe you should go back to the Englishman. Maybe he can help you out.
Fatima: That's a good idea, thanks Dad, love ya!
Voice-over: Later that day, Fatima arrives at the Englishman's place.
Fatima: Hello, is anyone home?
Englishman: (dancing) who are you?
Fatima: I'm Santiago's fianc?e, Fatima, I need your help!
Englishman: What happened?
Fatima: If I don't turn Satiago from gold to human in three days I'll have to
marry the alchemist!
Englishman: No---! He is completely retarded!
Fatima: I know!
Englishman: That really sucks! …anyway, I don't know how to help you,
either! I think you need a sacred crystal to purify the evil spell. You can
go the crystal's, ya know, the one of Santiago's friend. He surely owns lots
of crystals.
ACT 3
Voice-over: On the second day, Fatima finally arrives at the crystal
merchant's.
(Merchant walking away) Fatima: Hey---wait! Where are you going! I need you!
Merchant: Sorry, I am not interested.
Fatima: No!
Voice-over: So there Fatima told the crystal merchant all the things round
and finally the merchant says…
Merchant: I'm sorry but you're too late! I already quit! Cause I'm going to
Mecca now!
Fatima: Damn!
Merchant: Well, maybe there's still someone you could count on.
Fatima: Who?
Merchant: Your heart.
Fatima: Don't be silly. It's not funny!
Merchant: Seriously! Look! (Clauses×2, Heart appears)
Heart: Hello, sweethearts! Did someone just call my name?
Merchant: See? Just as what I said.
Fatima: No kidding! You mean this stuff is my heart?
Heart: Hey, watch your mouth! I'm not "stuff"!
Fatima: No way! She's so…….HUGE!
Heart: (angrily) you got a problem with that?!
Fatima: Nope, just to make sure that we were on the same page!
Merchant: We're in trouble here.
Heart: I'm listening?? (blinks)
Fatima: Tell me where to find the crystal that could recover someone from
gold!
Heart: What kind of question is that?
Merchant: You'd better got hurry, there's only half-a-day left.
Fatima: No!
Heart: Hey, calm down! I think what you need is not the crystal.
Fatima: Then what?
Heart: all you need is-this. (Takes out a paper which says "personal legend")
See? You don't need anything to make you brave! All the courage you got is
already in your heart within yourself!
Merchant: She's right. Just as I thought I could never make it to Mecca, now
what? I'm already on my way.
Fatima: You guys…(with tears in her eyes) OK, I'm ready, let's go!
ACT 4
Alchemist: hey, honey sweet, you're back! Remember our wedding?
Heart: No, she's no longer Fatima anymore, she's reformed herself and now she
is---沙烏地．Sylvia!
Fatima: That's enough, anymore is just overkill! (cries out loud and throws
"personal legend" heavily to alchemist)
Alchemist: Ahhhhhhhhhh---
Fatima: Oh yeah!
Shepherd: Oh, I'm back!
Mom: No----my gold! My money! My life---!
Dad: Honey, Knock it off.
Voice-over: And that's how the story ends, everybody live together, ever
happily after.
Heart: What a lovely story!
-the end-
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