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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: zidanetw (正爺) 看板: StupidClown 標題: Re: 面試不要開玩笑 時間: Sat Apr 21 01:21:54 2007 怪了 我同學卻是因為面試時出糗才上的 他推甄X正大學電機XX組 因為上了大學都沒啥碰英文 所以準備英文自傳都很緊張 到了面試當天 教授:同學~用英文自我介紹一下吧。 同學就很緊張的回想之前背好的自傳 想說從家人介紹開始比較不會那麼嚴肅 於是想到他父親是個廚師 想要說我爸爸是個在廚房(kitchen)工作的人 於是他慢慢的開口了 同學:My father is a chicken........... 教授大笑:哈哈哈~~你爸爸是chicken,好可憐~給你上~給你上....哈哈哈...... 然後他就正取了 -- ╔═════════════════════╗ ╔════╗ ███ ███ ██◣ ◢█◣ █◣█ ███ \ ║\ ◢█◤ █ █ █ █▆█ ███ █▅▅ ○─5┐═╬\囧 ║/\ ███ ███ ██◤ █ █ █◥█ █▅▅ \ \ ║\/\ ╚═════════════════════╝ Goal!!~~~~ └\ ║/\/\ 2001~2002 UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE Final Game 44-min by zidanetw -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.135.252.91
w211486:高招~~~ 04/21 01:22
lacamisa:太扯了 教授竟然笑他爸 04/21 01:22
kellyx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑倒 04/21 01:24
hsiaolin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 01:25
a534055:chicken有膽小懦弱的人的意思 04/21 01:26
yuio300:你爸是雞???教授是想...... 04/21 01:27
aeriel:爸爸好可憐~XD 04/21 01:28
yl871015:XDDDDDD 阿勒 04/21 01:29
applst:教授的反應很可愛XDDD 04/21 01:36
tiffany428:大笑加一! 04/21 01:39
CNC:大笑ING 04/21 01:41
kinnsan:XDD 大笑+1 我面試的時候跟教授槓起來 還是上XD 04/21 01:44
kuso0516:第一次在笨版笑那麼高興XDDDD 04/21 01:44
allen60169:這個好笑XDDDD 04/21 01:47
nick289:大笑+1 04/21 01:47
intotherain:教授的反應好機XD 04/21 01:48
naoko22:教授..XD 04/21 01:48
sphinx1003:Do U Kidding me? 04/21 01:49
vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 01:50
nxling0809:哈哈 04/21 01:50
unoho:酷 04/21 01:51
oo00o0o:教授被上 04/21 01:55
ying79:看到教授的反應我狂笑XD 04/21 01:55
alin5:XDDD 04/21 01:55
auikeey:教授太搞笑了XDD 你同學一定很尷尬吧<囧> 04/21 01:55
kaobeh:我真的大笑XDD~ 04/21 02:00
shin30326:天啊~~我大笑!!! 04/21 02:02
mosquito3467:我當初也是讓教授大笑 結果還是正取~ 04/21 02:03
kudo0930:XDDD 04/21 02:04
inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 02:04
ORB941:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 02:04
dichoso:XDDDDDD 超智障 04/21 02:07
polar17:XDDDDD 04/21 02:09
icemilkgreen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好笑 04/21 02:12
harphy:XD 04/21 02:12
ienjan:靠 半夜裡突然爆出ㄧ陣大笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 02:17
Carlossan:太好笑了吧....半夜憋笑很痛苦欸...哈哈哈哈哈 04/21 02:21
meisterhaft:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 02:33
teapot43:原PO是雞蛋XD 04/21 02:49
bluename:但是他要是說my father is a kitchen也會被笑吧.... 04/21 02:54
bluename:不是應該說 cook嗎 廚師@@ 04/21 02:55
leoandgrace:cooker比較會被笑翻 04/21 02:57
StAKA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 03:08
bluename:我爸爸是個鍋子orz 04/21 03:31
bandping:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 03:44
fish0612:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 03:50
eggimage:blue兄 cooker不是鍋子 04/21 03:51
poup:樓上應該是要推leo兄吧 04/21 04:22
poup:我看錯了 拍謝 來笨版果然會做點笨事= = 04/21 04:23
ForSinSoKing:XDDDD 04/21 04:29
kiddysp:我狂笑~~~~!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 05:13
OAOAZ:太好笑了!一大早就笑到翻掉...不推不行! 04/21 05:31
micheral:教授...笑太HIGH了吧XDDDDDD 04/21 05:41
shiki106:教授誤解了?! 難怪會說好可憐~~~~ 笑到肚子痛XDDDDDD 04/21 05:48
Eshen0258:笑屎掉XDDD 推教授:好可聯~好可聯~讓你上~讓你上  04/21 05:58
vegatom:爸爸是隻雞 媽媽是隻牛 我一點都不在意 我覺得很驕傲!! 04/21 06:18
adonistung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 07:51
orz54321:好好笑喔XDDDDDDDD 04/21 22:16
cocoamia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 22:20
PathOfWind:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 22:22
sfuji:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 22:27
lovewsc:哈哈 04/21 22:29
quiet123:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 看你可憐~~給你上給你上 04/21 22:41
n11108880057:有笑]有推 04/21 22:42
ichbingloria:教授好可愛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 22:49
hide19:哈哈哈!超好笑!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 22:50
lilafish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 23:03
chunichi:XD有笑有推 04/21 23:03
pinkpig219:笑翻了 XDDDD 04/21 23:05
bestlisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 23:07
loveshih:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/21 23:08
tenorsax:害我笑到嗆到了拉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 23:17
huang1000:大笑啦~~哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 23:23
amatsuki:SO GOOD 04/21 23:25
tonner:超好笑!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 23:25
babycomeon:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 23:27
evevev04:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 23:28
namon:哈哈哈 chicken在英文裡也有膽小鬼的意思XDDDDDDDD 04/21 23:29
mercy09:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/21 23:33
joycewanga:.......要是我也給上吧 XD 04/21 23:34
adai:你同學就上了教授 肛了他 04/21 23:49
moonelf:有笑有推啊XD 04/21 23:54
librann:XDDD..教授也很妙 04/21 23:58
valiant1031:給你上 XDDDD 04/22 00:01
setteotto:XD 04/22 00:12
che70587:深夜大笑+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 00:14
popsmats:哪有教授人這樣的ㄚ? 變態... 04/22 00:16
jenyi770603:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 00:19
richday:= = 04/22 00:21
articleblue:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 00:46
GFDS:教授是女的嗎?XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 00:49
flymilk:深夜大笑+1 04/22 00:51
zzzhebe:XDDDDDDDDDD好好笑 04/22 01:04
whatmean:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 01:07
okokptt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 01:09
joy71:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 01:15
h22602:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/22 01:32
SummerShine:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 01:40
satanc:這篇後勁好強 > < 看了下一篇我還在笑 04/22 01:48
innocencec:肚子超痛 半夜大笑+1 04/22 01:53
victoriameow:XDDDDDDDDDDD 半夜大笑+1 04/22 01:54
okgothen:XDXD 04/22 02:02
cynri:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 02:10
irlv:半夜想大笑又不敢大笑 憋的好辛苦啊>< 04/22 02:15
croatian:大笑+1~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 02:27
isaza:教授:好可憐~給你上~給你上.... XDDDDD 04/22 02:44
jjjamie:又大笑了 好歡樂的夜晚~~~XDDDDDD 04/22 02:50
SeanBoog:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 03:47
zxvq:有猜到+1 我英文也一樣不好 04/22 03:57
nana10256:這教授笑點真低... 04/22 04:11
franreaac:這.....真冏!不過還是恭喜啊! 04/22 07:34
cctina:剛起床大笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 08:43
sunmoon915:笑一下我醒了..... XD 04/22 10:10
erilinda:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 10:25
Mejamelody:我大笑...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 10:37
qinger:超好笑...教授超HIGH的 04/22 10:37
BMErealize:太搞笑了............ 04/22 10:51
misti:好好笑 哈哈哈 04/22 11:06
phoen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 11:34
shungyang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 11:56
hatoriryo:原來推甄是推到教授爽的是吧...... 04/22 12:56
callmesaga:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:05
gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:31
yurix:太好笑了.哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/22 13:34
gareth43:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:36
AMoney:有笑有推 04/22 13:50
greature:推99 04/22 13:55
jay620:轉錄至看板 ISUEE93A 04/22 13:56
Yie:XD 04/22 13:57
cbao:… 04/22 13:58
littlerocks:幫推爆 04/22 13:58
jay620:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 13:58
mykitty1015:XD 04/22 14:00
ohlajun:好誇張XD 04/22 14:24
bmm0827:XXXDDD 04/22 15:08
Candybi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 15:10
mamsetc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 15:42
shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 15:43
Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 16:18
lee1126:xdxDDDXDXDXD 04/22 16:27
phisseraph:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/22 17:08
orzisme:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 17:21
boubouy:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 18:42
stephenson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 20:17
edonis999:哈 這太好笑了~~~! 04/22 21:35
GeniusMrlai:xdddddddd 04/22 22:20
zookada:XXXDDDDDD 04/22 22:53
SaladPie:笑死我了XDDDD 04/22 23:26
candycat919:這個教授...似乎....很HIGH= =+ 04/22 23:43
pp10086:天哪 我笑死了 04/23 00:54
gunking333:XD 04/23 01:07
dialugh:大笑.......lol 04/23 03:08
pinkdemon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 12:54
xiam:......................................... 04/23 12:54
siriusu:囧 04/23 21:42
ann111451:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD考慮以後考研究所也用這招 04/23 22:32
jeychieh:........太亂來了吧 04/24 10:26
ppaass:原 PO 的同學是個正妹吧,基本上正妹甄試理工研究所都會上. 04/24 13:17
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