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標題[轉錄][認真] 看西斯 學英文 長知識 (二)
時間Sun Dec 28 11:58:41 2008
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作者: PeavyOrz (PeavyOrz) 站內: sex
標題: [認真] 看西斯 學英文 長知識 (二)
時間: Sat Dec 27 22:46:44 2008
看西斯 學英文 長知識
主要是讓大家知道現在英文的西斯辭彙.
例句皆是擷取自原書, 作為輔助讓大家笑一笑.
請不要戰文法, 因為是很生活化的口語表達.
Ps: 內容出自危險英文噴火篇
1》Beat off 手淫
Ex: A: Why has 5F been in the washroom so long?
B: He's probably beating off.
為什麼5F待再廁所這麼久?
他可能在打手槍吧.
2》Beaver 小海狸 (比喻女生的私處. 因為小海狸主食是木頭.木頭隱喻老二)
Ex: That old lady just bent over and I saw her beaver! Oh my god.
那個老太太剛剛彎腰時,我看到他的小海狸!我的天!
3》Bestiality 獸交
Ex: Of couse 1F likes bestiality. Animals never reject him.
1F當然喜歡獸交. 因為動物從不拒絕他.
4》Choke the chicken 掐小雞雞(自慰)
Ex: 3F say: My wrist hurts. I've been chokig the chicken too much lately.
3F說:我的手挽好痛,最近太長掐小雞雞了.
5》Circle jerk 集體打手槍
Ex: The 西斯鄉民 had a circle jerk at the frat party.
西斯鄉民在派對上集體打手槍.
6》Cunnilingus 舔妹妹
Ex: 10F put dog food on her cooch and her dog gave her cunnilingus!
10F把狗食放在她的私處,讓狗幫她舔.
7》Doggy-style 學狗的嘿休姿勢
Ex: Last night I dreamt I was doing it doggy style with 6F
昨晚我夢到和6F用狗交姿勢嘿咻.
8》Fellatio 吹簫
Ex: 9F's girlfriend doesn't like fellatio. She says 9F's bone tastes bad.
9F馬子不喜歡幫他吹喇叭,她說9F的老二很臭.
9》Hung like a horse 老二和馬 一樣大
Ex: 3F maybe a small guy, but he is hung like a friggi' horse.
3F雖然身材小,但是老二媲美馬鞭.
10》Jugs 甕(奶子)
Ex: Hell, I wish I was that baby sucking on that woma's jugs.
該死,我真希望我是那個吸那女人奶子的嬰兒.
11》Morning wood 早上起床時勃起
Ex: I hate when I have morning wood. It's hard to take a piss.
我討厭早上一醒來就勃起,要尿尿都有困難.
12》Necrophiliac 戀屍癖
Ex: Why do you like going to the cemetery? Are you a necrophiliac?
你幹嘛喜歡去墓園? 你有戀屍癖?
13》Pull out 及時抽出 (射精前將老二抽出陰道)
14》Ride bareback 騎馬不用馬鞍 (不戴保險套)
15》Shaved 白虎
Ex: When I found out 15F was shaved, I love her even more.
當我發現15F是白虎時,我更愛她了.
16》Sodomize 雞姦
Ex: 2F won't sodomize 4F unless 4F wash his asshole first.
除 非4F先把肛門洗乾淨,不然2F不會跟他肛交.
17》Fuck buddy 砲友
18》Glory hole 光榮洞孔(兩房間的牆挖洞,一人將老二放進去,讓隔壁人吹)
19》Pop someone's cherry 插破櫻桃 (破處)
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推 muta0714: 手之後開始百人斬 12/27 23:10
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推 andybond:樓上直接說let's speak English 才對吧 12/28 00:52
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