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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: OoronnyoO (雨天) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [無言] 手殘了... 時間: Sun Aug 19 11:29:27 2007 這是發生在國中的蠢事... 話說從來都沒試過側睡的我, 這天想說老媽有時都會側睡外加頭躺在手上 就來試試看~那天又很累~就這樣壓著睡很久...... 等到起床的時後就突然驚覺好自己有好像只有一隻手在動 另一隻手咧?另一隻手咧?另一隻手咧?另一隻手咧? 另一隻手咧?另一隻手咧?另一隻手咧?另一隻手咧? 看到你了~你怎麼躺在枕頭上面不動~ 用另一隻手去拍拍它~一副"你別開玩笑啦~快起來"的方式試著喚醒它... 沒想到它不動了...它不動了...它不動了... 我又試著想說怎樣可以用我的意志力去喚醒它... 這時突然發覺~我的手已經不在人世了...只剩個軀殼 它的靈魂已經被我壓死了...這個時候不管三七二十一... 放聲大哭大叫~叫了大概5分鐘~老媽來了~問我在幹麻哭天喊地的 我就指著我的廢掉的手~說... 你看我的手~已經壞死了(用另一隻手托起來~手離開~垂直落下) 這個動作大概做了三次....這時發生一件很奇特的事情!!!!! 我的手突然動了起來~但是我還是沒辦法操控它的行動 突然看見手自己騰空....高過我的頭....往我的後腦杓打下去... 靠!!! "你有完沒完阿~從剛剛就一直在玩我的手是怎樣" 原來那隻手是我弟的..... "那我的手咧~那我的手咧~那我的手咧~" 在棉被下面啦~號呆.... 原來我的手到那個時候都還沒有知覺...... 還被訓了一頓...因為當時是凌晨3點...... -- http://www.wretch.cc/blog/ronnyanzi 去澎湖玩撿個貝殼手機掉到海裡的蠢豬... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.216.88.55
yuyayoung:XDD 08/19 11:30
iung22s:XDDDDDD 08/19 11:31
imlinyu:為什麼我笑了 哈哈哈 08/19 11:31
zsp7009:XD 可以轉Joke 08/19 11:32
lighttodie:XDDDDDDD 08/19 11:33
fujing:我也笑了XD 曾經有過手壓到發麻 跟原PO一樣的緊張 08/19 11:33
sumaira:XDDDDD 08/19 11:39
smilesunsw:哈哈哈哈!我笑翻了! 08/19 11:49
boltsky:XD 08/19 11:56
lowwing3906:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd真的好笨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 11:58
happy2786596:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 12:02
windelfTW:XDDDDDDD 08/19 12:04
ganzhe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 12:05
MDoReMi:你有完沒完阿 08/19 12:07
FoxFKing:保安!可以這樣讓人玩了又玩玩了又玩的嗎?! :DDD 08/19 12:07
goodguyice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 12:12
Alan655:有笑有推.. 08/19 12:12
blackkane:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 12:17
waterberries:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 12:18
chuegou:xdddddddddddddddddddddddddd 08/19 12:18
kisspowpow:XD 08/19 12:19
ggttoo:XDXDXDDDDDDDDDXDXDDDDDDD 08/19 12:19
lovinwhite:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 12:20
flydeath:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 12:23
cutebnbn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD也太麻了吧 08/19 12:27
jijuxie:XDDDD 08/19 12:27
Adagietto:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 12:29
ilongshow:有經驗+1,我拉的是自己的手,真的會壓到沒知覺喔,那種 08/19 12:28
ilongshow:感覺真的很恐怖啦...囧rz 08/19 12:30
sikiakaya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 12:31
qwer11324:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 12:34
Mafty:XDD 08/19 12:36
a29654776:怎嚜感覺好像看過了=""= 是錯覺嗎~ 08/19 12:41
camapleaf:從來沒側睡過? 我很難想像一個人總是睡得端端正正的~好 08/19 12:43
camapleaf:強喔XD 08/19 12:44
sunkist309:你好笨喔XDDDD 08/19 12:45
OoronnyoO:回樓樓上~有篇也是壓到手~但以為是鬼的手~XD 08/19 12:44
xiangfei0215:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 12:49
eere:好白痴 我笑了 08/19 13:02
cybeth:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 13:07
wanfen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 13:08
tsukimiya:笨死了XD 描寫得超好笑的 08/19 13:20
ths920613:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 13:31
jzn:XD 08/19 13:35
kertansul:哈哈..我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 13:35
iceafu:XDDDDD 08/19 13:36
ayuxu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 13:38
mariandtmac:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 13:41
istream:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 13:42
justthere:推簽名檔~原來這就是貝殼手機的由來(筆記) 08/19 13:47
mecca:XD 08/19 13:50
homeccy:XDDDDDDDDD傻眼............ 08/19 13:51
maxover2006:同意原po~還好當時我是一個人睡~不過超緊張的 08/19 13:51
blackbells:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 13:57
BleuCiel69:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD蠢死了XDDDDDD 08/19 13:57
poikg:DDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 14:02
kid0117:天啊,我笑了... 08/19 14:04
ienjan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 14:06
orangebluest:好笑到! 08/19 14:08
smmoon:XDDD 好好笑 08/19 14:10
uptoyou28:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 14:10
cherry0526:推爆好了 08/19 14:15
sid814:XDDDDDDDDDDD哈哈 我笑到噴淚阿~ 08/19 14:16
kai7778:XD真的我之前也是緊張得要死 08/19 14:16
starlone:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 14:20
sfay:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDD 08/19 14:26
whatcanido2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 14:28
louisiverson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 14:29
spadeg78372:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 14:30
echolee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 14:30
stupidcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 14:36
Jube:XDDDDDD太好笑了啦..... 08/19 14:39
RISE:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 14:43
sakura90411:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 14:48
jauharn:哈哈哈哈....我笑到一直抖 08/19 14:59
miauah:我笑到快哭了 嗚嗚 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 15:07
HareGun:哈哈哈哈哈哈...............太好笑啦... 08/19 15:09
liiko:XD 08/19 15:12
WooMyke:糟糕我停不下來XDDDDD 08/19 15:18
windmars:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 15:24
kenny0123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 15:29
fishnurse:撲....= ='''XD 08/19 15:31
YMH:XD 推一個 08/19 15:33
Hans14:XDDDDD 出乎意料的結局 :D 還以為那隻手是你麻掉的手 08/19 15:35
sp022016:有笑有推 08/19 15:40
aquawish:有手麻無法動彈過+1 08/19 15:43
y2k2001year:笑翻了XDDD 08/19 15:45
darem177:XDDDDD 08/19 15:48
YungMH:XD...有笑有推... 08/19 16:05
pupuwu:XDDDD 08/19 16:10
PTTer5683:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 16:10
PEACELUV:我覺得你段頭髮比較好看 有手麻無法動彈過+1 08/19 16:16
frekfrek:這好好笑XDDDD 08/19 16:25
wop875:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 16:33
kk496:XDDDDDDDDDDD這好好笑!!! 08/19 16:35
guoguola:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 16:45
pipi23:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 16:51
theoneejun:這個玩到別人手的更好笑 XD 08/19 17:01
michael1616:哈哈哈哈哈! 08/19 17:01
a126046:我也是壓到沒知覺 然後呼了自己兩巴掌 痛死了.. 08/19 17:11
Cruel2:有新梗XD 08/19 17:15
TIEW:.......XD 08/19 17:24
ghyu60:哈哈~~~~ 笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 17:33
sinphone:飛起來的手有笑點XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 17:35
levil:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 17:36
papapapapa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 17:44
shaoan:XD 08/19 17:46
swem:好好笑...XD 08/19 17:46
sani2221:有蠢到 08/19 17:52
rt1237717:我壓到手沒知覺的時候.....我都會把它往牆上甩喔..^^ 08/19 17:54
hyelim:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 08/19 18:00
small14:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 18:09
kirkkirkkk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 18:09
charlie99999:XD 08/19 18:12
littlejohnki:XDDDDDDDDDDD以後記得猛打看會不會有感覺^^ 08/19 18:21
mytear:讓他爆讓他爆 我笑了我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 18:22
chrisice:要爆了 要爆了 08/19 18:26
ayuky:哈哈 有笨有笨 我有經驗 但我是腳 橡膠腿的感覺很炫 08/19 18:33
icareyou:超好笑 08/19 18:36
caiobetty:就讓我來推爆她吧 08/19 18:37
lzzit:笑到肚子痛 08/19 18:38
lzzit:哇靠 我推爆啦 08/19 18:38
boyli:XD 08/19 18:38
AlibiK:99推 XD 08/19 18:40
Lfish:我不懂我為何可以笑到噴淚XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 18:53
chyl:我笑了 08/19 18:54
uuni:看完心情大好..............感謝 08/19 19:06
kisslala:我笑了XDDDDDDDD 08/19 19:11
LeenHg:可以用針戳看看 08/19 19:14
idler0939:有看有推 我笑了 08/19 19:53
LeeNaiHow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 19:58
ShuiLing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 20:03
mochiQ:噗哈哈哈哈!!! 08/19 20:04
greenbalance:XD 08/19 20:05
kendawx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 20:22
loveUso:看到靈魂那一段~我想到大蛇丸...<囧> 08/19 20:27
elmush:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 20:31
Pompino:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 21:02
Miccc:大笑XD 08/19 21:04
clairebean:XDDDDDDDD 我大笑了 08/19 21:07
madrichard:XDDDD太好笑了 08/19 21:48
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YuuTakarai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/19 23:02
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