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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: greenday1006 (人心中都有安全期) 看板: StupidClown 標題: 性姿勢 時間: Fri Nov 16 12:16:24 2007 以下要講的是跟大家說 ○" 這姿勢的危險性 )) ○r27\" 話說之前讀書讀到一半~忽然我室友A的女友很大聲在罵我室友 而且好像還有在哭~然後就聽到很大的甩門聲~就看他女友衝下樓了 我跟我另一個室友B趕快跑到我我室友A的房間去~看到我室友沒穿衣服在找他內褲 整個畫面就很不健康...然後他找到後就急急忙忙穿上內褲就衝下樓找他女友 後來問他才知道~原來他在跟他女友交配時 (請看示意圖) / / 牆 / / 要去了~○ )) 嗯嗯 ○r27\" 到最後衝刺過程~太大力~結果他女朋友就頭撞到牆好幾下~而且是超大力 / / 牆 / ○ (太專注完全沒發覺出人命的室友A) )) 碰碰- 冏r27\" 之後他女友就哭了~然後一直罵他~穿好衣服拿好騎車回家... 好死不死我室友B剛在外面停車處洗好車~整個花崗岩地板都是濕的 我室友A衝下樓看他女朋友發動機車要走了~情急之下抓住機車後面就是後坐在手 撐住的地方~結果他女朋友整個滑倒犁田....2次傷害... 接下來根本就在演分手擂台~她拿安全帽打我朋友~又脫鞋子要追打我朋友 結果追我朋友的時候又滑倒了...最後2個抱在一起哭... 比民視意難忘還精采...所以提醒各位要使用這姿勢一定要注意周邊環境 還有女友要打妳~假如不會很痛就讓她槌一下~不然她會很衰一直滑倒... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 222.156.72.34
liamgallager:水啦!! 11/16 12:18
olivialilier:有笑有推~~~祝他們早日康復 11/16 12:18
shuten:我笑了XD 11/16 12:19
October29:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:19
myxomatosis:比民視意難忘還精采XDDDD 11/16 12:19
mike0820:好危險 11/16 12:19
saintber:我很不道德的笑了~~~ XDDDDDDD 11/16 12:19
GARRET:這畫面真的很好笑.... 11/16 12:21
xxooo93:XD 11/16 12:21
bensoncat:...囧 11/16 12:21
littleend:這個太好笑了 .... 11/16 12:22
crazytank:推"比民視意難忘還精采"=口= 11/16 12:22
kaoru0204:有笑有推XD 11/16 12:22
cafardpurple:大推呀!!!!!!!!!! 11/16 12:24
Brien:真歡樂... 11/16 12:24
lanyine:男生要用保險套,女生請戴安全帽。(那邊那個沒繫安全帶! 11/16 12:24
AImonkey:感情更融洽了吧 11/16 12:25
littleend:很想推爆這篇 因為他害我上課直接笑出來了 orz 11/16 12:25
k80205:我笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:25
zonlin:推 比民視意難忘還精采XDDDD 11/16 12:26
ofey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:26
mahou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:27
betteyyen:XDDDDDD我好沒同情心的笑了... 11/16 12:27
sing0930:豪豪笑 11/16 12:28
a0310:我不爭氣的笑了 囧" 11/16 12:28
smallcupid:男生要用保險套,女生請戴安全帽。(那邊那個沒繫安全帶 11/16 12:28
ffssdb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~~~ 11/16 12:29
Siaslemp:這真是太好笑了XDDDD 11/16 12:29
mankaro:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD天阿 太精彩了 11/16 12:29
kfshiang:靠杯...滿分!    笑翻了 11/16 12:29
PETERBOYC:XDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~~~~~~~~~ 11/16 12:30
kopapa1116:推 比民視意難忘還精采XD 現在不是愛了嗎? 11/16 12:31
molly0427:好沒愛心的笑了!! 哈哈~~~~~~~ 11/16 12:31
ilay:太傳神了XD 11/16 12:32
GREENM:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:32
sunnydd:真的有好笑... 11/16 12:32
reexamor:太誇張了吧!!! 11/16 12:32
jimhaha:有笑有推~~~XDDD 11/16 12:33
wing0424:哈哈哈 超好笑啦XDDDDDD 11/16 12:34
pogpoq1:劇情峰迴路轉!優 11/16 12:34
vinita:超好笑的啦..........XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:35
flys:太扯了啦~ 頭撞牆好幾下… 11/16 12:35
hahaopps:西斯板在出口左轉~~ 11/16 12:36
starlone:XDDDDDD 11/16 12:36
r774192002:好好笑! 我想推爆這篇了... ... 11/16 12:36
Judecember:好笑~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:36
kimuralin:智障 哈哈 後來怎嚜了 11/16 12:36
flys:我想這可以當本週最笨 11/16 12:36
cu2so4:有笑有推...比民視意難忘還精采!! 11/16 12:36
jasmin7:太有畫面了吧 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:37
ibetitisnot:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:38
cooke:哈哈哈 xDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:38
greenday1006:後來他們2個都受傷~最後我跟我室友B送他們去包傷口 11/16 12:38
k73822:XD...有笑有推... 11/16 12:38
ej04m3:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:39
ETTom:有笑有推XD 感覺我笑的好沒良心 11/16 12:40
maimaifish:有沒有這麼衰XD 11/16 12:41
tsgd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:41
mary413:有笑有推..比民視意難忘還精彩 11/16 12:41
ourasp:快爆吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:42
LACENI:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:42
eric97979:XDDDDD 太搞笑了吧 11/16 12:42
kopapa1116:這篇爆定了XD 11/16 12:42
GloveO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:43
pocky0511:超好笑 11/16 12:43
colatea:好慘的感覺XDDDDD 11/16 12:43
samename10:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:44
rave760422:推 比民視意難忘還精采XDDDD 11/16 12:45
deathxxxxx:有笑有推 ~ 11/16 12:44
FHGJ:哈哈哈XD 11/16 12:45
sonictang:哈哈哈哈哈 11/16 12:45
godalpha:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:45
lackture:有笑有推 11/16 12:45
CONANTACO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我了 11/16 12:46
linangel6321:超好笑的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:46
aardvark0130:有笑有推~~~XXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:46
sagittarius0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:46
JoannaChang:XDDDD 11/16 12:47
Mongsing:撞到頭+犁田XDDDDDD 11/16 12:46
jojotseng666:本日板標:男生要用保險套,女生請戴安全帽 XDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:47
kenjibape:有笑有推!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:48
m911001:男生要用保險套,女生請戴安全帽。 XD 11/16 12:48
oldcup:有笑有推 讓他爆XD 11/16 12:49
biscuit5217:XDD 11/16 12:50
Milu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:50
Thaumaturge:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:50
modafila:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:50
chrislux:XDDDD 11/16 12:51
momofun:男生要用保險套,女生請戴安全帽 11/16 12:51
crazyIV:笑的好沒良心...XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:51
sunnymier:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑 11/16 12:52
j251413:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:52
Hateson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:52
DecFantasy:雖然很沒良心 但是我好想笑XDDDDDD 讓他爆吧~~~~ 11/16 12:52
sawe53:太慘了吧= =哈哈~ 11/16 12:53
vagus:這是我見過爆最快的文章... 11/16 12:52
sassafras:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:53
mttsaimark:真的假的?太扯了吧! 11/16 12:53
gtr8188:男生要用保險套,女生請戴安全帽XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:53
ilway25:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:54
inhan:好精彩XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:54
gorden00:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:55
lalune: 最後有分手嗎? 快爆了 11/16 12:55
OolonelyoO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 11/16 12:55
pttppt:XD 11/16 12:55
vickysp4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:55
OolonelyoO:噓錯 等等推 11/16 12:55
seiyu1989:我在吃東西...笑死我了 11/16 12:55
Lalabeauty:XD 11/16 12:55
biolife:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:55
braveht:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd 11/16 12:56
DecFantasy:快讓他爆!!!!! 11/16 12:55
topdog:比民視意難忘還精采... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:55
grop:有笑有推啊 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:56
purplekt:快爆了XDDD \(^▽^)/ 11/16 12:56
noteinthewin:給他爆^^ 11/16 12:56
shane375:幫蓋 11/16 12:56
GloveO:最後一句超好笑XDDDD 11/16 12:57
momo24:差點噴水...XDDDDD 11/16 12:57
OolonelyoO:超好笑 笑到肚子痛了 11/16 12:57
erniel014:上班看笨版很辛苦..特別是這篇.. 11/16 12:56
greelate:金吼秋 11/16 12:58
parcae:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:58
grop:男生要用保險套,女生請戴安全帽 11/16 12:58
JoeyChen:沒人要圖嗎? 11/16 12:58
abidemow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 12:59
deeeep:男生要用保險套,女生請戴安全帽 11/16 12:59
aassd:推最後一句 XDDD 11/16 13:00
HIHINO:挖哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 13:00
adudu:不推不行 11/16 13:00
flower319:噗..= = 11/16 13:01
lockerty:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 13:01
E1000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/16 13:01
answer1213:男生要用保險套,女生請戴安全帽 11/16 13:03
anochen:男生要用保險套,女生請戴安全帽 太好笑了.......XDDDDDD 11/16 13:03
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moulinrouge:郭子維你的尺度越來越... 11/16 18:30
moulinrouge:你知道這篇還有後續嗎 更好笑 11/16 23:01