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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: wu9662 (機械路人甲...) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [無言] 我:「先生您的大便沒拿走......」 時間: Wed Mar 26 23:47:46 2008 靠.........今天下午吃了個噁心的肉圓............ 肚子一直很疼痛而且還一直放屁.......真的是shit.......... 最可怕的是今天店裡小妹給我請假.......我要go to 去站收銀~ 當有個客人買了一包營養土.... 看著營養土..營養土..營養土..營養土..營養土..營養土..營養土.. 我管它甚麼鬼營養土......我只想到我想拉屎....... 當這個客人拿走零錢後居然沒有拿走他的營養土.. 我脫口而出:「先生您的大便沒拿走......」 「先生您的大便沒拿走......」 「先生您的大便沒拿走......」 客人:「請不要鄙視營養土.....他比大便好....」 -- 中壢的ㄅㄧㄚˋ 功超有名的阿~ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.139.134.242
zvex:遇到優雅的客人 03/26 23:49
yuhung:XDDD 03/26 23:51
sonryuasuka:客人:「請不要鄙視營養土.....他比大便營養....」 03/26 23:53
seon520:請不要鄙視大便,它也有營養.. 03/26 23:53
sheepflower:哈哈哈哈…我笑到肚子好痛!!!!! 03/26 23:54
rainfalls:好好笑喔 03/26 23:54
modernpkman:哈哈哈哈XDDDDD 03/26 23:54
wanttu:原PO:營養土是要加在漢堡裡面的嗎? 03/26 23:55
snowsara:哈~ 03/26 23:55
r770619a:優雅的客人 03/26 23:56
Tracy0041:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/26 23:59
cloka:XDDDDDDD 03/27 00:00
akarirock:有笑有推XD 03/27 00:00
jds66:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 00:01
hatasky:XD 03/27 00:01
hearry:大笑XDD 03/27 00:01
eauae:有笑有推哈哈 03/27 00:01
mika95g:[超幹] 買個營養土,收銀員叫我帶走大便 03/27 00:03
smartfen:哈哈~超好笑 03/27 00:05
Elivanta:有笑有推XD 03/27 00:06
meisterhaft:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 00:09
chuck5669::『先生,你的大便沒帶走!』 03/27 00:13
Musyne:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 00:15
masawen57:客人:驚!你怎麼知道我沒沖水 03/27 00:14
yihuac:hahahahahaha 03/27 00:20
lanvendereed:哈哈哈~~XDDDD 03/27 00:20
momotwo:客人:!!(低頭看褲管) 03/27 00:20
d20145:GO 不就有"去"的意思嘛? 03/27 00:21
fd3sdeen:笨點是"go to 去站收銀" 我懂 03/27 00:25
areyoufired:我感覺客人是個狂熱份子.... 03/27 00:28
areyoufired:另推簽名檔 ㄅㄧㄚˋ功在中壢就叫ㄅㄧㄚˋ功!! 中壢人 03/27 00:29
tkjoice:原PO笨點很多 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 00:30
poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 00:32
vanness2008:原PO也說ㄅㄧㄚˋ功? 03/27 00:33
wu9662:是阿~我是新屋中壢混血兒~我說ㄅㄧㄚˋ功!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 03/27 00:34
vanness2008:我小時後在新竹也說ㄅㄧㄚˋ 03/27 00:35
vanness2008:客家親啊 03/27 00:35
wu41289:這會當版標(說不定啦) 03/27 00:35
wu9662:樓上我兄弟阿!!!!!!!!!wu大!!!!!!!!! 03/27 00:36
guavabear:ㄅㄧㄚˋ功是什麼阿 03/27 00:38
tkt777:XDD 03/27 00:39
vanness2008:用手指頭一直嘟嘟嘟的遊戲 03/27 00:39
koichi0711:超好笑的 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 00:40
wu9662:不是答答答嗎? 03/27 00:40
superyas:遇到好客人~~~你的大便不值錢... 03/27 00:44
MKAngelheart:這可以變成板標耶XDD 03/27 00:45
SDRatE:版標+1~ 超好笑的 03/27 00:50
mayuka:很好笑 03/27 00:50
gscspring:XD 03/27 00:51
vanilla6:XDD 03/27 00:54
NymaB:新屋中壢混血兒+1 03/27 00:57
rich5wer9:有笑有推XDD 03/27 01:01
hahahaman:haha good haha 03/27 01:02
smilejessie3:可以改成版標! XDDD 03/27 01:02
apple518:為什麼這麼好笑!!!XD 03/27 01:11
roger0918:你這樣講營養土會很傷心的 03/27 01:14
etlove:天啊,笑翻我了!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 01:15
eggbaby:原PO笨點很多 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD   太爆笑了 03/27 01:18
PassthebyLai:囧.... 03/27 01:28
justify:我噴了 03/27 01:39
lemon207:那個先生的回答也太妙了吧XDDDD 連看2篇M笑的我肚子好痛 03/27 01:43
kaer:笑死我了哈哈哈 03/27 01:48
crea0520:營養土:囧 03/27 01:57
yaling1018:XDDDDDDDD 太妙了XDDDDDDD 03/27 04:01
lithin37:版標+1 半夜大笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 04:19
newrulin:我也新屋中壢混血?? 客家人推 ㄅ一ㄚˋ 功 03/27 06:07
tissuetime:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 07:49
smarter1004:XDDDD 03/27 08:21
ilove305mmm:營養土大好啊!!! 03/27 08:49
ective:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 08:55
Hope666:客人:「請不要鄙視營養土.....他比大便好....」 03/27 09:00
Gonocurrus:XD 03/27 09:09
kimisawa:....go to 去站收銀是啥鬼? 03/27 09:32
anochen:樓上,我要走去站收銀........ 03/27 10:03
Hope666:很好笑,營養吐真的比較好 03/27 10:44
starlone:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/27 10:53
ooyourxxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 11:08
Yie:XD 03/27 11:25
sanada:XD 03/27 11:59
caird:太好笑啦,我中壢人,瞬間也想找你買營養土,哈! 03/27 12:00
pinkyo:XDDDDDDD 03/27 12:03
gfabs:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 12:10
cityangeles:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 12:18
ice830:go to.... 03/27 12:21
princessmake:XD 03/27 12:37
sizzlerya:請不要鄙視營養土!!它比大便好吃!! 03/27 12:49
mark0829:= =你紅了!! 03/27 13:17
kikilala319:版標! 版標! >.^ 03/27 13:36
hijenou:XD 03/27 13:39
puddingnoeat:請不要鄙視營養土.....他比大便好....XDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/27 14:33
ethanol:XDXDXD 03/27 14:38
evilpoa:一樓幫忙加分 XDDDD 03/27 14:39
whatsupman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 14:40
ccoca:先生,您的大便真營養! 03/27 14:41
choukou:太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 15:01
tyan0615:客人:「請不要鄙視營養土.....他比大便好....」 XDDD 03/27 15:25
kaku0223:好個大便 V.S. 營養土 03/27 15:59
alter457:有笑有推 03/27 16:19
LoVeDIE7:哈哈哈 03/27 16:33
laughgirl:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 17:16
iceblue120:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 17:19
coffeecocoa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 17:26
Hoshiwa:好好笑XDDDDD 03/27 18:18
sandrayao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 18:36
Franka:我笑到鼻孔不斷擴張XD 03/27 18:40
cutejenny:哈哈哈哈 03/27 19:19
hate56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 20:01
cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 21:03
tobed:營養土是有尊嚴的!!!! 03/27 21:12
j900086:其實 大便比較飲養....要加料嗎XDDDDDD 03/27 21:12
Aseven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 21:37
hikaruru:有笑有推XDDD 03/27 21:45
jllmrey:大家!去銀收站買大便啊~(恍神) XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 21:39
arrati:XD 客人真不錯~ 03/27 21:46
QQorz:界轉joke 03/27 21:51
QQorz:轉錄至看板 joke 03/27 21:51
sheep0811:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD快爆!! 03/27 22:10
qcony:哈哈哈~~~XDDD 03/27 22:13
mimmy1983:推ㄅㄧㄚˋ勾 03/27 22:30
wu9662:居然快爆了.....囧rz.... 03/27 22:53
superqm714:客人修養不錯喔XDDDDDDDDD 03/27 23:07
ts01402010:好笑~ 03/27 23:24
toygun:推推推 推ㄅㄧㄚˋ公~~~~ 03/27 23:35
windi15:好好笑喔!!!!!!!!!!! 03/27 23:47
rayhq5:太好笑啦!!!XDDDDDDDD當板標啦~~~~ 03/27 23:55
iamfind:囧z... 03/27 23:56
onlynatasha:PUSH 03/27 23:57
phoebe77:XDDDDDXDDDDDXDDDDDXDDDDDXDDDDD 03/28 00:00
Hik64279:媽的太好笑啦!!! 03/28 00:02
ILER:什麼是營養土= = 03/28 00:16
playboy9195:哈哈哈 太好笑了啦 唉唷喂啊 03/28 00:30
wawamimo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:48
Calvin620707:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 00:59
mintawei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 01:08
wmja4387:XDDDD 03/28 02:28
ghostru:XD 03/28 09:28
sheep79119:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 15:28
alin5:XD 03/28 16:20
sydney2001:XDD 03/28 17:02
angel0952:有笑有推 哈哈哈 03/28 18:27
gs1458: 有笑有推 wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 03/28 18:39
BornFish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/28 20:07
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atpsam:不要鄙視大便XD 04/04 14:02