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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: mixrap (mixrap) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [無言] 搶電腦 時間: Fri Apr 4 01:08:18 2008 兩個表弟從小就愛搶電腦 總是搶到吵架打架不歡而散 但舅舅和舅媽早就習已為常 某天 表弟們在樓上玩電腦 我在樓下和舅舅舅媽一起吃飯看電視 突然 樓上傳來了非常激烈的吵架聲 沒錯 他們又在搶電腦了 = = 我看著舅舅舅媽仍老神在在的吃著飯 心裡不免有點擔心… 樓上不知會不會愈演愈烈呢 大表弟:為什麼 我先的 小表弟:哪是 是我先的 大表弟:你去吃屎啦 小表弟:你才喝尿啦 幹 喔 都罵三字經了… 我再次偷瞄兩位長輩… 舅舅與舅媽還是好像什麼都沒聽到一樣繼續吃飯看電視 此時樓上,傳來一句… 「哩喜勒靠背喔」 舅媽:喂 恁兒子在叫你 (笑的很大聲) 舅舅一句話也沒說 再來立即又從樓上傳出… 「我才塞恁娘勒」 舅舅:換哩啊啦 恁兒子在叫妳 (冷眼看舅媽) 所以連我也忍不偷笑了出來 想我自己應該是小題大作了 原來這樣的事件在舅舅舅媽家算是是一場溫馨的家庭趣事呢 但就在此時樓上又來了… 「幹,你媽被狗咬啦!」 「幹恁娘,你媽才被狗咬啦,幹!」 舅媽:干恁周馬沙歹擠 (飯筷放下拿起衣架衝上樓) 我:ㄟ 舅舅 我先回外婆家喔 舅舅:喔 好 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.124.13.167
dorisocean:孩子的教育... 04/04 01:14
cwoly35626:哈哈哈...不要詛咒自己的麻麻..... 04/04 01:23
sleepcat1201:好OPEN的家庭啊… 04/04 01:37
lovespada:XDDDD有笑有推 04/04 01:38
assazin2003:我笑了XD 04/04 03:37
freefunstyle:超爆笑的啦!! 笑到我媽都罵我息校ㄝ喔 04/04 09:09
hf023:我笑了!!怎會有這麼好笑的家庭趣事!! 04/04 11:05
Yolei:我同學他老媽都罵他"拎娘卡厚" 04/04 11:19
henry1129:XDDDDD 04/04 12:08
carlbill:推"干寧周馬沙歹擠"XD~哈哈 04/04 12:53
deamor:哈哈哈 我們家也會耶 超好笑的 04/04 13:39
lamber: XDDDDD 04/04 13:41
fuse:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 14:13
vak:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 14:43
falansenon:太好笑了.....哈哈哈 04/04 14:53
FaithTu:媽呀~~ 好笑!! 04/04 15:18
by071626:有笑有推~ 04/04 15:26
potwo:推... 04/04 15:40
Hoar:推 這也太好笑了吧~~ 04/04 15:57
miharu10:哇哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! 04/04 15:59
blindless:這有好笑...XD 04/04 16:24
sylvia717:這家人也太逗趣了吧XDDDD 04/04 16:26
ian701003: 我:ㄟ 舅 我回外婆家拿V8.. 04/04 16:32
cockroachQQ:笑了........XDDDDD 04/04 16:35
yoyohu: 空奶擠娃 XDDDDDD 04/04 16:48
phoebe77:有笑有推~ 04/04 17:11
yoshigo:我怎麼覺得小孩子就會罵這種很糟糕阿||| 04/04 17:53
catkeita:笑了 XD 04/04 17:59
a6109a6109:XD 04/04 18:00
huabandd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 18:06
rem20020426:XD...我狂笑XDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 18:12
Melson:XDDDDDD 04/04 18:20
honestiner:甘寧鄒馬殺歹擠XDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 18:28
x46824682x:抄好笑的QQ...... 04/04 18:47
warhters:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 19:19
melody471:舅媽:干恁周馬沙歹擠 XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 19:40
yoyop0914:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 19:48
guesttseug:這個讚 XDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 20:00
kiwi10420:笑很久 04/04 20:27
foyu:好笑是好笑 但是教育阿..... 04/04 20:36
tracewind:XDDD 04/04 20:37
heymoon:好無辜的狗 04/04 21:10
plankton:哈哈哈哈 XDDDDDD 04/04 21:13
YULUN2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 21:17
luckykid080:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 21:21
littlemin76:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 21:42
alinni:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 肚子痛… 04/04 22:23
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zekehuang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 22:42
grop:XD 04/04 22:58
place123:XDD 04/04 23:02
sumouse:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 23:09
sch1230:舅媽:干恁周馬沙歹擠 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 23:26
blindfruit:舅媽:干恁周馬沙歹擠 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 23:26
Calvin620707:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD天阿XDDD 04/04 23:29
cacay:XDDD 白目小孩 哈哈 04/04 23:56
boshion:太好笑了啦~~笑到肚子痛耶!! 04/05 00:12
ilktw:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 00:34
a2002s63:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 不推對不起自己阿阿阿~~~ 04/05 00:34
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kp440504:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 01:04
inale:XD 04/05 01:13
ryandracula:很好笑耶~ 04/05 01:26
tommy91124:超好笑的啦~ 04/05 01:32
Anitali:我大笑了...XDDDDDDD 04/05 01:40
supercoke:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 01:43
afdn:死小孩~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 02:46
yoozui:有笑有推 哈哈哈 04/05 03:04
echolee:XDD 04/05 08:32
robinstart:XD 04/05 08:32
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stillj:超好笑XDDDDD 04/05 09:05
smkingpk:有笑有推XD 04/05 09:41
Yie:孩子的教育很重要。 04/05 11:00
velvet9564:狂笑到肚子痛XDDDDD 04/05 12:08
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chenxfu:此風不可長... 04/05 14:29
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