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※ 引述《midtown (風帆中)》之銘言：
: The Mets lost out in the Tom Glavine sweepstakes this weekend
: when the 41-year-old left-hander singed with his original team,
: the Atlanta Braves. That means the Mets still need another
: veteran pitcher to go along with (supposedly) 38-year-old Orlando
: Hernandez and 36-going-on-50-year-old Pedro Martinez. Here are
: some options.
大都會在本週的葛拉文爭奪戰中失利，四十一歲左投與他的出身隊，亞特蘭大
勇士簽約。這代表大都會還需要一位有經驗的投手來和三十八歲（理論上）的
賀南德茲，以及目前 36，但馬上就會滿五十的馬丁尼茲搭配。以下是一些人選：
: 5. Kenny Rodgers – The 43 year-old is a free agent and just fired
: Scott Boras as his agent on Friday. Maybe that will help him
: pitch better in New York than last time.
5. Kenny Rogers - 這位四十三歲的左投是自由球員，週五剛把經紀人 Boras
炒魷魚。這可能會幫他在紐約拿出比上次更好的成績。
: 4. Tommy John – The surgery that bears his name is that good.
: Plus, he’s only 64.
4. Tommy John - 以他為名的手術和他一樣棒。啊，而且他才 64。
: 3. Barry Bonds – He can’t run anymore, so why not try him on the
: mound? If he homers every game, he can’t be that much of a waste.
3. Barry Bonds - 既然他跑不動，那把他放在投手丘豈不很好嗎？如果他每場
都幹砲，那我們的錢就不算砸到水溝。
: 2. Roger Clemens – He’s awful at retiring, and his summer return
: would be timed perfectly for the inevitable El Duque injury.
2. Roger Clemens - 他退休實在不好，而且反正公爵一定會受傷，他夏天回來的
時候剛好可以補上位置。
: 1. Jose Canseco – Everyone knows he needs the money these days.
1. Jose Canseco - 大家都知道他需要錢嘛。
: David Sandora
: Metro Tuesday 11/20/2007
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