作者ivanos (common sense)
看板NY-Yankees
標題[新聞] Jeter Jokes With Letterman
時間Fri Nov 6 19:34:09 2009
Jeter Jokes With Letterman
By Jack Curry
From Bats blog of NYTimes
http://bats.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/11/06/jeter-jokes-with-letterman
影片:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQxeKbE547c
Derek Jeter had a strategy for handling questions from David Letterman when
he and his Yankee teammates appeared on Letterman’s show Thursday night.
Letterman tells the jokes, but Jeter went on the offensive with him.
As Jeter, Jorge Posada and Andy Pettitte sat alongside Letterman at the
taping of the show, Letterman said, “I don’t mean any disrespect, but how
hung over are you guys?”
“Probably not as bad as you,” Jeter said.
Jeter is dating actress Minka Kelly, and there have been published reports
that the two are engaged. Naturally, Letterman asked Jeter about it.
“I heard that one, yes,” Jeter said. “I heard I was engaged. I heard I’ve
been engaged a few times. I’ve heard I’ve been married and have kids, all
kind of stuff.”
Letterman recognized Jeter’s verbal rope-a-dope, so he persisted.
“But are you engaged or not?” Letterman said.
Jeter said: “I am not engaged. How about you?”
Letterman was flustered and said he was not engaged before adding: “I’m
married. I’m married, by God.”
In a reference to the three years Pettitte spent with the Houston Astros,
Letterman said, “Andy, I think you left for three years to go run a Dairy
Queen or something.”
If Posada ever encountered a dicey spot while he was catching in a game,
Letterman advised him to “just let the umpire take one.”
When Letterman discussed Hideki Matsui, the most valuable player in the
series, and the possibility that he might not return, Jeter said that he
hoped Matsui would be re-signed by the Yankees.
“Where he is now?”
Letterman asked.
At that point, Matsui strolled on to the stage carrying a trophy.
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→ ivanos:那張照片.... 11/06 19:37
推 a78544521:那張照片是怎樣... 我笑了XD 11/06 19:43
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推 fiona:Jeter不虧是洋基的公關高手XD 11/06 19:59
推 Ally1213:派派穿西裝好帥(暈) 11/06 20:07
推 Norme:抓"屁"龍爪手XD 11/06 20:29
推 paoan:派派好帥>///< 11/06 20:44
推 ckbaboon:那張照片是要給Pena silent treatment的時候嗎??? 11/06 22:42
推 devilsky:不是 那時Jeter還沒走上階梯就被a-rod拉回來了 11/06 23:10
推 fenghoho:hung over是什麼意思? 11/07 16:40