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wit
富有機智的人;說話風趣的人;才子
http://tw.dictionary.yahoo.com/search?ei=UTF-8&p=wit
Our Kid 在這項調查中名列第十。
（僅擷取 Liam 部分）
The Oasis singer, famed for his drunken antics and abrasive
attitude, once said of his brother Noel, "I'd do time for him.
I love him. Me and him are cool. If anyone stepped on his toes,
I'd cut them off."
Quotes from Britain's top ten wits
1 Oscar Wilde: "Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast."
2 Spike Milligan: "A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
3 Stephen Fry: "It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then
like most cliches, that cliche is untrue"
4 Jeremy Clarkson: "We all know that small cars are good for us. But
so is cod liver oil. And jogging. I want to drive around in a
Terminator, not the heroine in an EM Forster novel."
5 Sir Winston Churchill: "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look
down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
6 Paul Merton: "My school days were the happiest of my life: which
should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the
past twenty five years."
7 Noel Coward: "Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar. Never
spread it about like marmalade."
8 William Shakespeare: "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then
sold into slavery."
9 Brian Clough: "I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business,
but I was in the top one"
10 Liam Gallagher: "She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight
line, let alone write a book." (on Victoria Beckham)
Telegragh: Oscar Wilde voted greatest British wit
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