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[onetwo01 (I AM YOUR SINGER)]

Noel's 'Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere' (05/05/09)

http://0rz.tw/uWDny


Yess Mods and Rockers. Arrived in Santiago last night. A beautiful morning.

What follows is an actual interview that actually took place. On the phone.
Yesterday. Actually.

Journalist: Hello, Noel?
NG: Hello.
Jnlst: Shall we begin?
NG: Vamos!
Jnlst: Ok. Last time you were seen in Santiago with a sex turkey, what
happened?
NG: ?? 'Scuse me?
Jnlst: My pardon. What happened with a sex turkey?
NG: I'm sorry, but did you say "a sex turkey"?
Jnlst: Yes. What happened with him?

HIM?? Jesus! Now, I'll freely admit - if pushed - that I've got up to some
dubious gear in the past but this guy can't really think I've had full
homosexual sex with a man-turkey? Can he?

We continue...

NG: Ok. We seem to have crossed wires here. Shall we just go back to the
beginning and start again? Slowly? Yes?
Jnlst: As you wish.
NG: Ok. Fire at will.
Jnlst: Sorry?
NG: Never mind, just get on with it!
Jnlst: Ok. Can you explain what it was like in Santiago with a sex turkey and
how it compares with Chris Sharrock?

Now, I'm thinking, this is either a live radio comedy stunt thing or someone
put acid in my tea.. unless...

NG: When you say a sex turkey, do you mean ZAK STARKEY?
Jnlst: Of course.

SEX TURKEY!

NG: Aah, Zak Starkey? You mean Zak Starkey?
Jnlst: Of course. What did you think I meant?
NG: Ha! Fuck, Zak Starkey! I thought you meant that I'd had..oh, never mind.
I think we have to wrap this up.
Jnlst: But you never answer my question!!
NG: They're both the same. I need to lie down. Goodbye.

In a bit.

GD.


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我跟頭子一樣到最後才搞懂...

SEX TURKEY...太好笑了..XD

頭子你真的太累了啦.

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推 starwars:笑翻了我XDDDDDD
推 cookie1:哈哈哈...
推 lisaonlisa:這篇也太經典了吧!! 最後答案也是一絕
→ lisaonlisa:記者也蠻可憐的....
→ cookie1:哇,Zak Starkey是批頭四林哥史塔(Richard Starkey)的
→ cookie1:大兒子ㄟ,跟他爸樣都是鼓手...
→ cookie1:以後他都會被叫sex turkey了...
推 roswi:好鬼打牆的一篇訪問啊XD
推 winnie0911:真的看到最後才懂XDDD
推 oasisftw:sex turkey XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 pure26:期待太陽怎麼寫XD
推 osga:哈哈～Noel真的累了.亂亂想畫面很多.最後答案記者很傻眼吧
推 marenda:頭子真的好可愛喔XDDD
推 ruby950127:XDDDDDDDDD