[閒聊] 大鳥的回信

[PiGFAcE (被遺忘在沙灘上的腳印)]

前幾天看到西伯太軟了
一怒之下寫了一封信給大鳥
Orz

To: [e-mail]

Hi Pacers,
I am a 15 years Pacers fan.
Please help me forward this E-mail to Larry Bird.

I think we should try to trade Josh Smith for Granger.
Then we could have a solid defense player which can cover Small Forward and Power Forward.

We should re-sign Hibbert and trade Hibbert for Bynum,
Bynum wants to leave LA and I think he is better in the offense and defense end than Hibbert.
We could work on his attitude issue and our defense/offense would be upgraded.

We should sign Deron Williams using the rest of our money,
Then we could have Deron Williams Start with our Point Guard.
George Hill should remain as the six player in the team.
We could still keep Darren Collison.

With Deron Williams and Bynum , we could attack smoothly, and since we got Josh Smith, the defense is even better now.

We would be the champion next year,
Anyway, thanks for your hard working, Larry,

You are the best NBA Player/Coach/GM,

Thank you,

結果........
剛剛看信箱 竟然有回

From: [e-mail]

Hi Ted,
No worries I know what I am doing . Everything will be even better next year and you will be happy to be a Pacers Fan.

Larry Bird


大家快寫信 哈哈

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推 Phiss:哈哈 我笑了..XDDDD
推 b89701221:真的假的 如果是大鳥就太屌了
推 pheather:Wow,好酷
推 mandm:我想他會回一模一樣的內容= =
推 shadowmelo:會不會他給類似這種信件的 都回這種話? SOP?? XD
→ pheather:But no Bynum please. Josh 倒是無限歡迎
→ PiGFAcE:XD 他應該不會聽我的建議 我只是隨便亂做交易 XD
推 unmeinohito:他一定覺得你來鬧的
推 PaulGeorge24:WTF!? XDDDDDDD
推 mygapawa:罐頭回信XDD
噓 miula:Granger 換得到 Josh Smith??? 這也太扯了吧
??? 大鳥都沒噓我你幹嘛噓我
推 Phiss:大鳥看到Bynum就知道這個來鬧的XDD 然後就複製貼上 寄出XDD
※ 編輯: PiGFAcE         來自: 69.199.52.18         (05/25 11:18)
推 pheather:當然換不到,也不必噓吧,豬臉都說隨便亂提的
推 bfetter:應該不是本人回的
→ pheather:就算要換也不會換給同區競爭對手
→ PiGFAcE:我比較期待他說 next year even better
→ PiGFAcE:哈哈畢竟今年我們有很大的運作空間
→ PiGFAcE:小葛應該也放假了 總算可以回家趕D3的進度
推 cc520:讚歐!!可能是寫得建議比叫"不一樣" 所以特地回你歐!!哈哈
推 unmeinohito:他也可能把信CC給別人吧
→ unmeinohito:然後心裡想: 老子要退休了  還來鬧我..
→ hsf0318:看起來很官腔 感覺是大鳥的秘書複製貼上...
推 QKei:再把MWP簽回來以後就不軟了
推 Phiss:MWP 開玩笑的吧..Orz...
推 QKei:學習阿泰對比賽的態度 不要學他的脾氣就好了
推 capsssss2700:MWP應該不會回來 再找一個跟他一樣的硬漢
推 cc520:學習大米面對大歐的勇氣和決心
推 b51:XXXD
推 NT300:哈哈 讚  這要mark
推 NT300:常理推測  回信這麼少字 很像是本人回 官方回應不會這麼短
→ NT300:當年我寫信給小虎隊也有收到回信 "影印"的 幹
→ NT300:連個簽名都沒有
推 azndevil26:看一下你寫的東西 大鳥:根本來鬧得 CC給別人
→ hunight:寫中文可以嗎?
推 bfetter:如果寫盤回阿泰不知道大鳥會怎麼回 XDDDDDD
推 Altair:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD  good job
推 EwoS:豬臉大 你是認真的嗎??!!
推 hsf0318:寫中文會不會回中文? 我認識還不少人去印城讀書耶...
推 DDRent5566:XD 不過工讀生回信機會很高
推 samuel01:寫一封叫大鳥復出，看他會不會回一樣的就知道囉~
→ NVK:"在要攝取資訊的同時還要花時間過濾掉很多無用的情緒對話"
→ NVK:寫信給gm說拿Hibbert換拜嫩應該不算"無用的情緒對話"吧。  唔~