One day God was looking over creation and He decided that He wasn't really
happy with the way things turned out. So He called the 3 most powerfull men
on earth, Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates, to come and see Him.
He told them that this expirement with life on earth was a failure, and that
in 3 days He was going to end it. So basically they had 3 days to prepair
their people.
So Boris Yeltsin convenes an emergency meeting of the Russian Parliment and
says:"I have bad news, and really bad news. First of all, there is a God.
Secondly everything we have worked for since the revolution will be totally
destroyed in 3 days."
Bill Clinton makes a State of the Union address to the American people on TV
and says:"I have good news and bad news. First of all, there is a God.
Secondly, everything we have worked for since the revolution will be
destroyed in 3 days."
Bill Gates convenes a meeting of the board of directors and says:
"I have good news, and really good news. First of all, there is a God, and
He spoke to me personally. Secondly, in 3 days, IBM will be destroyed."
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