[搞笑]Finite Simple Group (of order two)

[noonee (木神同學....)]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTby_e4-Rhg

Finite Simple Group

The path of love is never smooth
But mine's continuous for you
You're the upper bound in the chains of my heart
You're my Axiom of Choice, you know it's true

But lately our relation's not so well-defined
And I just can't function without you
I'll prove my proposition and I'm sure you'll find
We're a finite simple group of order two

I'm losing my identity
I'm getting tensor every day
And without loss of generality
I will assume that you feel the same way

Since every time I see you, you just quotient out
The faithful image that I map into
But when we're one-to-one you'll see what I'm about
'Cause we're a finite simple group of order two

Our equivalence was stable,
A principal love bundle sitting deep inside
But then you drove a wedge between our two-forms
Now everything is so complexified

When we first met, we simply connected
My heart was open but too dense
Our system was already directed
To have a finite limit, in some sense

I'm living in the kernel of a rank-one map
From my domain, its image looks so blue,
'Cause all I see are zeroes, it's a cruel trap
But we're a finite simple group of order two

I'm not the smoothest operator in my class,
But we're a mirror pair, me and you,
So let's apply forgetful functors to the past
And be a finite simple group, a finite simple group,
Let's be a finite simple group of order two
(Oughter: "Why not three?")

I've proved my proposition now, as you can see,
So let's both be associative and free
And by corollary, this shows you and I to be
Purely inseparable. Q. E. D.

A Klein Four original by M. Salomone

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推 Linderman:推!似乎蠻有趣的XD
→ Linderman:對了其實有限單群的分類在數學史上是很有名的一個事件^^
→ Linderman:好像叫做monster group,因為paper總共居然有一萬多頁@_@
推 Linderman:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_group
→ noonee:不支道友沒有人真的拿這當情歌唱.....XD
→ noonee:  知    有
推 Linderman:我下次有機會認識女生時候試看看,不過是抱著必敗準備XD
→ Linderman:通常唱這種情歌場合應該是要拒絕被倒追的人一定最有效XD
→ Linderman:倒追這種事情也不會發生在我身上所以結論是我不需要學XD
推 skyrmion:我也很好奇是不是能真的配某首歌一起唱
推 noonee:有啊  前面youtube的連結