作者chungweitw (人帥真好)
看板Physics
標題[閒聊] 物理研究常用術語
時間Thu Apr 5 02:59:27 2012
以下來自 APS, 列舉一些物理研究常用術語以及其真正涵義
http://aps.org/publications/apsnews/199805/zerogravity.cfm
1. "It has long been known" ...I didn't look up the original reference.
2. "A definite trend is evident" ...These data are practically meaningless.
3. "Of great theoretical and practical importance" ...Interesting to me.
4. "While it has not been possible to provide definite answers to these
questions" ... An unsuccessful experiment but I still have to get it published.
5. "Three of the samples were chosen for detailed study" ...The results of
the others didn't make any sense.
5. "Typical results are shown" ...The best results are shown.
6. "These results will be shown in a subsequent report" ...I might get
around to this sometime if I'm pushed.
7. "The most reliable results are those obtained by Jones" ...He was my
graduate assistant.
8. "It is believed that" ...I think
9. "It is generally believed that" ...A couple of other guys think so, too.
10. "It is clear that much additional work will be required before a complete
understanding occurs" ... I don't understand it.
11. "Correct within an order of magnitude" ...Wrong
12. "It is hoped that this study will stimulate further investigations in
this field" . This is a lousy paper, but so are all the others on this
miserable topic.
13. "Thanks are due to Joe Blotz for assistance with the experiment and to
George Frink for valuable assistance" ...Blotz did the work and Frink
explained to me what it meant.
14. "A careful analysis of obtainable data" ...Three pages of notes were
obliterated when I knocked over a glass of beer.
※ 編輯: chungweitw 來自: 128.227.146.228 (04/05 03:14)
推 yyc2008:It can be shown that... I don't know how to prove 04/05 07:07
推 GroundWalker:太有趣了XD 04/05 08:42
推 JohnMash:"it showed neutrino runs faster photon"... 04/05 13:17
→ JohnMash:i am not qualified to do experiments 04/05 13:17
→ JohnMash:"it is very possible to find new particles in LHC"... 04/05 13:20
→ JohnMash:LHC is the end of my career 04/05 13:21
→ JohnMash:"String theory is a physics of 21th century"... 04/05 13:23
→ JohnMash:"String theory maybe a physics after 3000 years. 04/05 13:25
推 kevin60405:XD 04/05 13:31
推 wowhaha10339:XD 04/05 23:20
→ noonee:這種東西為什麼會放在APS ? 04/06 00:35
→ chungweitw:不清楚. 不過我發現這篇文章好久了. 1998 年 04/06 04:32
→ chungweitw:我是昨天收到 facebook 的aps 分享才知道的 04/06 04:32
→ noonee:真是太鬼扯了 私下搞笑很正常 放在正式公開的地方 04/06 16:17
→ noonee:是暗示大家以後paper都可以這樣寫嗎？ 04/06 16:18
→ chungweitw:還好啦..APS 月刊裏面的 Zero Gravity: The Lighter 04/06 16:27
→ chungweitw:Side of Science 本來就是放一些輕鬆搞笑的東西 04/06 16:27
推 waddler:ㄟ都 期刊本質上還是要給讀者看的 點力計數器是附加功能 04/07 08:08
→ waddler:放些搞笑的東西讓讀者看了笑笑很好阿 04/07 08:09