[ 王 ] 一封給咖哩的信

[tc89 (StreetRock)]

  An Open Letter to Coach Curry   
  一 封 給 咖 哩 教 練 的 信       Written by：Steve DiLullo
原文鏈結:http://0rz.tw/3b5nw       寄  件  人：史提夫．豬魯肉


Alright, I was hoping it wouldn’t come to this but I see no other
choice. Five losses in a row? Losing by ten to the freaking
Thunder?!? Alas, I’m preaching to the choir.
好吧，本來是不想這麼做的…但看來我別無選擇。五連敗？
連雷霆都輸了10分?! 唉，我要開打嘴炮了。

    Dear Coach Curry,
    親愛的教練咖哩

    Small ball must die. Now. Well technically this should have
occurred weeks ago, but us fans would be happy just to see some
semblance of activity in your cranial matter so now shall suffice.
小球將死，請你現在就讓小球去死一死。技術性而言，這事
早在幾週前就該發生的。如果見到你覺得小球玩膩了，我們
球迷們將會開心的不得了。

    What on earth is it doing for us that is good? Outrebounded,
outhustled, outworked. Five in a row. Five! That’s the most
consecutive losses in five years for our beloved Pistons. Five is
not a good number right now, my friend.
小球對我們而言到底是哪裡有益？要籃板沒籃板、要活力沒
活力、要擋頭沒檔頭。五連敗，五連敗耶！這是近五年來，
我們最愛的活塞連敗紀錄最多的一次。嘿，你讓我現在很討
厭５這個數字。

    We’ve tried to be patient. We’ve made every excuse in the
book. “Well, Rip and Sheed were injured so maybe they just
needed to get back in shape.” That didn’t do it. Amir might not
be the second coming of Jesus but he’s certainly active on the
boards and has a discernible effect on the game whenever he’s
on the floor. Yes he fouls too much and yes he isn’t Rodman in
his prime but he isn’t going to learn by sitting courtside. Why in
the heck is Maxiell riding the pine when we can’t control the
glass? The sheer idiocy (again, we know you’re the professional
and all… but sooner or later things just don’t add up) of the
moves - or lack thereof - is mindboggling!
我們曾嘗試著安慰自己，要有耐心。RIP與Sheed都受了傷，
也許他們只是需要調整好最佳的生理狀況。但他們並沒有。
Amir也許不是第二個降臨在球場的神，但他在場上的時間確
實充滿積極性並為比賽做出有能見度的貢獻。是啊，也許他
的犯規有點多，他也不是小蟲。但一直被冰在板凳他是要怎
麼成長啊。見鬼了，Maxy甚至淪落到只能拿來當奇兵。你的
調度是腦殘啊! 真是令人難以置信！

    This whole Rip / A.I. telenovela (due credit to DBB
commenters here - great title, guys) is worse than the fact that
90210 is back on television. If you’re the player’s coach that
they respect that holds everyone accountable and makes the right
moves… well, MAKE THE RIGHT MOVES! It’s one thing to
play around with lineups when you add a new player mid-season
(hey, we understand no training camp affects the whole shebang)
but it’s another to consistently keep throwing out five (see? i
wasn’t kidding - five’s a bad number right now!) guys who don’t
fit together. Whoah, sorry about all the parenthesis there. You
can’t even manage a lineup so I don’t mean to do anything else
to confuse you right now.
AI/RIP之間的telenovela(電視連續劇，DBB說的 這名字取
的真貼切 不是嗎?)比90210重新在電視上映還要更糟( 請問:
90210是什麼? )。如果你是球員們尊敬的教練，並且是個會
做出正確的決策讓每個人都善盡其職的人。那就請你做出正
確的決策！在季中加入新成員後，問題始終圍繞著先發陣容
打轉。(我們當然知道沒有一同參加季前訓練營多少也會有影
響)但你也得確定這五個先發球員的調性是否合適啊。(看到
了嗎，我不是開玩笑的 5真的是個很糟糕的數字。)挖..對於
以上這麼多的擴號先說聲抱歉。你甚至連排個先發陣容都搞
不定，所以其他的問題我現在也不想多說免得徒增你腦力負
擔。

    Factiousness aside, we’re only acting like this because we
care. We truly care about this team and know we’ve been spoiled
with so many consecutive trips to the ECF. But we also hold
people accountable (novel idea, eh?) for our team and want to
see results. So please Coach Curry, please start acting like, you
know, a coach. We’ve already gotten rid of Matt Millen once
around these parts and don’t need a second coming.
總而言之，我們會這麼做，是因為我們球迷們真的很關心活
塞，並且知道也許我們是因為連續多年闖入東區總決賽而有
些被寵壞了。但我們也會檢討活塞、也希望看到有成效。所
以，咖哩哥我拜託你。你知道的，請你表現得像個教練一點。
我們已經擺脫了Matt Millen，現在一點都不想要重蹈覆轍一
次。

    Signed,

    Pistons Fans Everywhere
    來自全世界的活塞迷 敬上



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希望有將國外鄉民的口氣確實翻成中文表達出來

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