這是某位國外皇馬球迷編的情境對話~重點是揶揄Calderon在轉會市場的顢頇 LOL
(我刻意將翻譯鄉民化~XD)
Police: "Mr. Calderon, I am afraid you are on our list of suspicious people."
條子 : 卡桑, 你的名字在我們的可疑名單上耶 >_* 啾咪
Calderon: "What are you talking about? How much do you want for that list?
13 mill? Is that enough? 15 mill? My final offer. OK, 17 mill!
No more offers. I'll present the list at the Bernabeu next week."
某卡 (非Iker) : 這三小朋友?! 1300萬!? 不夠?! 1500萬?!
好吧~我的底線是1700萬不能再多了! 下星期 Bernabeu簽約吧!
Police: "I am afraid you're not taking this matter seriously enough!"
條子 : 卡桑～恐怕你還搞不清楚狀況呦～
Calderon: "Of course I am. How about this. I'll buy you for 15 mill,
plus I'll give you Salgado on loan to the New York Police
Department for two years."
某卡 : 好吧~那不然就1500萬再加上Salgado租給你NYPD(紐約警察局)兩年~OK~
Police: "Mr. Calderon, you've been arrested. You can't buy us. We are
professionals here."
條子 : 卡桑~我們可是比五樓還專業耶!你怎麼可以賄賂我們呢~科科
Calderon: "I see. You want Soldado as well? Tell you what! You can have
Baptista for good. He's worthless."
某卡 : 我瞭~我瞭~Soldado還不夠是吧~那再加上巴西猛獸Baptista如何?!
Police: "I have had enough. You're going to have to spend a night in jail."
條子 : 夠了~今晚要麻煩您卡桑吃一下牢飯了~
Calderon: "Wait a minute. My final offer. 35 million for the Police
Department, you get Salgado, Soldado, Baptista and Dudek.
Next week, you'll be presented in Madrid together with Kaka and
Fabregas."
某卡 : 等一下!!!那3500萬外加Salgado, Soldado, Baptista及Dudek如何!
只要你給我Kaka'和Cesc就成交!
Police: "Hands behind your back, please."
條子 : 歹年冬 搞蕭狼~ ╮(╯▽╰")╭ 卡桑~請將手放在背後好嗎?!
Calderon: "How much do you want for your handcuffs? 10 million! My final
offer....ok 12 million...15 million...that's my final final offer."
某卡 : ㄟ...不然我用1000萬買你的手銬如何?不夠的話1200萬....
嗯...那1500萬好了~這是我最後的報價了~
Police: "Even if I wanted your money, I wouldn't accept it now because you
never stop increasing your offers. Your offers never end."
條子 : 就算我要你的$$我也不會現在就接受的~
因為我知道你的報價將無止境的增加下去~科科~
Calderon: "That's right. I am known for my great negotiatiating skills."
某卡 : 沒錯!現在你知道我在轉會市場上的談判功力了吧!
Police: "OK, it looks like we made an error. You're not on your list."
條子 : 嗯~看來是我們搞錯了~你不在我們的名單上
Calderon: "My offer stands."
某卡 : 我的報價依舊呦~ 啾咪 >_*
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