作者IronChef (Schadenfreude)
看板RedSox
標題Re: In the Words of Samuel L. Jackson
時間Mon Aug 21 18:23:33 2006
※ 引述《IronChef (Schadenfreude)》之銘言：
: 標題: In the Words of Samuel L. Jackson
: 時間: Mon Aug 21 16:20:26 2006
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: "I've had it with the motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane."
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: Are there snakes in the fucking bullpen? Or has Francona been bitten
: bya snake that makes you stupid?
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: Except we don't have snakes. We have:
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: 1) Terry Francona
: 2) Demarlo " Sveumitis" Hale
: 3) Coco "Can't take to save his life" Crisp
: 4) Javy "useless" Lopez
: 5) Javy "even more useless" Lopez
: Guess which one is left handed and can't find the strike zone.
: 6) Julian Tavarez
: 7) Josh "Ace of the Future" Beckett
: 8) Matt "Mental Midget" Clement
: 9) Mike "My arm is falling off yet I'm still talking shit" Timlin
: 10) Mike "I'm dying in the second half" Lowell
: 11) Mark "Slowest Skinny White Guy in Baseball" Loretta
: 12) Jason "Jacked" Johnson
: 13) Kyle "Kansas DFAed me" Snyder
: 14) Doug "I'm going deep" Mirabelli
: 15) Jason "Captain of Sinking Ship" Varitek
: 16) Trot "Power outage" Nixon. Isn't somebody named Nixon supposed to be...
: power-hungry?
: 17) Wily Mo "I've started to swing at everything again" Pena
: 18) Gabe "The Jew that's useless" Kapler
: 19) Craig "We paid a signing bonus for THIS" Hansen
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: And we've already gotten rid of Willie Harris AND Rudy Seanez
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: Seriously, that, or 300 poisonous snakes?
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: I'm going with the snakes. At least there were hot women on the plane!
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: Seriously, you guys need to see Snakes on a Plane. It was the greatest piece of entertainment ever.
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: It was the only thing that kept me from swallowing a bottle of sleeping pills
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: Players that don't need to burn in hell:
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: Curt
: Papelbon
: Papi
: Manny
: Youkilis
: Gonzalez
: Cora
: Wakefield
: Delcarmen
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: Hinske just got here, so yeah.
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: ◆ From: 24.81.12.102
: 推 zooey:which Lopez is more useless? Javy or Javier? 08/21 16:24
: 推 RollingWave:Javier..at least Javy didn't cost a useful arm 08/21 16:28
: 推 RollingWave:David Riske havea 3.03 ERA in 35IP for the 08/21 16:39
: → RollingWave:other Sox... 08/21 16:39
: 推 IronChef:There are no snakes in the White Sox bullpen 08/21 16:40
: 推 tradewind:"Javier" is the comparative of "Javy", 08/21 16:40
: 推 Feiht:Javier....it's a comparative ....XD 08/21 16:36
: → tradewind:so he must be "more" useless. 08/21 16:41
: 推 RollingWave:does that mean other teams looking for relievers 08/21 16:48
: 推 Feiht:Haha! I'm with tradewind big*2 08/21 16:48
: → RollingWave:should quickly grab Rudy Seanez? XD 08/21 16:49
: 推 IronChef:He should be killed like the Snakes on the plane 08/21 16:50
: 推 Baudelaire:"Accepted" is awesome! 08/21 17:00
: 推 HoJinChang:17 is my fav, Start to swing at everything and cant 08/21 17:03
: → HoJinChang:field properly Pena,Heyyy..we got snake from Cincy 08/21 17:04
: 推 aloha888:why tavarez didnt have a middle name? 08/21 17:04
: 推 IronChef:You saw Accepted? Are you serious? 08/21 17:05
: → IronChef:It's got the guy from the Mac commercial!!!! 08/21 17:06
: → IronChef:I want to shank him in the fucking kidneys 08/21 17:06
: → IronChef:It DOES have Lewis Black, who is awesome 08/21 17:06
: 推 RollingWave:Lewis Black is the best comedian in the biz 08/21 17:11
: 推 Tmk:Brian Roberts比Loretta好多了, 對吧? ^^ 08/21 17:49
: 推 IronChef:Ah yes, bringing up old times 08/21 17:52
: → IronChef:When Brian Roberts had 2 goodmonths 08/21 17:52
: → IronChef:And just after Loretta came off a MVP seasony 08/21 17:53
: → IronChef:Well, MVP-esque season 08/21 17:53
: 推 Tmk:預測能力也是重要的能力唷~~加油 相信你下次可以做的更好 08/21 17:54
: 推 IronChef:Actually, that discussion was never about prediction 08/21 18:01
: → IronChef:It was about who you wanted THEN for WBC 08/21 18:01
: → IronChef:I'm so glad after about 1.5 years, you still 08/21 18:02
: → IronChef:didn't understand what we were discussing 08/21 18:02
: → IronChef:Excellent 08/21 18:02
: 推 Tmk:我是沒留我那些文啦 所以我也沒辦法反駁你XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/21 18:02
: → Tmk:雖然你時在是有點活在自己的世界裡, 不過看到有這麼多 08/21 18:03
: → Tmk:信徒跟隨你 我還是很佩服的^^ 08/21 18:04
: 推 IronChef:If I had my own World, you'd be dead 08/21 18:04
: → IronChef:Unfortunately, I can't have everything I want 08/21 18:05
: → IronChef:"You can't always get what you want... 08/21 18:05
: → IronChef:"You can't always get what you want... 08/21 18:06
: → IronChef:But if you try sometimes, you just might find... 08/21 18:06
: → IronChef:YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED!!! Oh baby, yeah!!!" 08/21 18:06
: → Tmk:阿彌佗佛..施主不可以這麼壞心啊 08/21 18:06
: 推 Levi:這樣子玩很爽嗎？ ╮(╯_╰)╭ 08/21 18:12
: 推 Tmk:我只是看到大明星Loretta被取怪怪的綽號很難過啊~~ 08/21 18:11
Ok, fine, I'll do it for you then:
What does TMK stand for?
The Motherload of Krap?
The Mountain of Krap?
Too Much Ketamine?
Taiwanese Mouthcannon King? (Yeah, I madethat word up)
Taiwanese Moron Klan?
I got nothin'
If my homies got some shit, I'd like to hear it
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◆ From: 24.81.12.102
推 Tmk:我看不懂你那些髒話, 也不打算搞懂 08/21 18:42
→ IronChef:Your loss, I assure you they're funny 08/21 18:47
推 Tmk:我不怎麼欣賞這種幽默 抱歉 08/21 18:50
推 IronChef:I guess you're a better person than I am 08/21 18:51
→ Tmk:認真說起來我們的差別其實就差不多是這樣 08/21 18:51
推 IronChef:Yeah, a better person like you would never 08/21 18:53
→ IronChef:hold a grudge, of course not 08/21 18:53
→ IronChef:A Better person would never go "I told you so" 08/21 18:53
→ IronChef:But then not understand that he's not telling 08/21 18:54
→ IronChef:anything relevant 08/21 18:54
→ IronChef:A better person would have better language skills 08/21 18:55
→ IronChef:than I do, and understand colloquial slang 08/21 18:55
推 Tmk:後面那串可以免了 08/21 18:55
→ IronChef:But you understood right? Awesome 08/21 18:56
推 Tmk:你要用夠簡單的字才行 08/21 18:57
→ IronChef:U R DUM 08/21 19:00
推 Tmk:這樣就好多了 我們下次見 08/21 19:01
推 IronChef:In the great Michael Kay's Words: SEE YA!!!! 08/21 19:02
→ luvin:= = 08/21 19:03
推 Tmk:SEE YA! :) 08/21 19:05
推 IronChef:But try not to come back. 08/21 19:06