Re: [貼圖] 今天這個人也有去芬威

[arlinn (tango on)]

: 另一件想當時的事,
: 跟據哈佛大學校刊, 2004 年的 ALCS 前三戰,
: Boston 地區六家主要醫院的急診人數皆高出平均值,
: 但自第四戰開始一直到 World Series 結束 急診的人數都呈現明顯地下降,
: 舉例來說 ALCS & World Series 的最後一場比賽 急診人數掉了 15-20% ..
: 醫生也很納悶這些生病的人都跑哪裡去了.
: http://tinyurl.com/39owoz

   老美有一部影集Boston Legal 不知道有沒有人看過
   其中第一季第七集也有提到2003 2004
   外帶一些18禁
   真的很好笑 XD
   我把劇本貼上來
   礙於文筆不佳 就不翻譯了 怕失去原味


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   Alan Shore跟Denny Crane分別是第一 第二男主角
   都是波士頓某家律師事務所的律師

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   第一幕, inside Denny`s jail cell.
   Alan Shore: Denny, I have an emergency of my own now. A client has been
               attacked. I need to get going, so you have to tell me what has
               happened and you need to do so quickly. Denny,please.
   Denny Crane: There are two things I hoped to experience in my lifetime that
                I was sure I never would. The first was the Red Sox winning the
                World Series. Then when that happened, I thought“By God, I
                should experience the other.”
   Alan Shore: The other being a hooker?
   Denny Crane: No. I didn`t know she was a prostitute. The other was sex with
                a one-legged woman.
   Alan Shore: I beg your pardon?
   Denny Crane: My father, God rest his soul, told me the best sex he ever had
                was with one-legged women. Something about positional play. I
                don`t know. I’ve always wondered. So there I was driving down
                the street, and I saw her. A woman with long, flowing hair....
                an incredible, magnificent limp. So I pulled the car over. I
                said, “Excuse me, madam. Do you have a wooden leg?” And she
                said, “Why? Do you have one at the moment?” I smiled and I
                said, “As a matter of fact--“ And she said,“I`m expensive.”
                So I told her I’d buy her a trip to Belize, first class. She
                pulled out her badge and arrested me. Both her legs were real.

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   第二幕, 好笑的來了,
   Same day, Denny and Alan are sitting inside a judge’s chambers.

   Judge: You thought she had one leg?
   Denny Crane: A trip to Belize is a fair and square deal, Bill. Hell, if I
                had a nickel for every woman I promised to marry in exchange
                for sex--actually, I do.
   Judge: I`m supposed to believe this? Your father told you your best sex was
          to be had with amputees. You saw this woman limping and you were
          simply overcome?
   Alan Shore: You`re leaving out the most important factor, Your Honor.
   Judge: Which is?
   Alan Shore: The Red Sox. For years, many years, they have, at one time or
               another made each and every one of us insane. Last October, when
               they lost the seventh game to the Yankees, crime went up in this
               city. It’s already been predicted we`ll have a flood of August
               babies next year from celebration-induced pregnancies. The Red
               Sox make us lose ourselves. And in the wake of that team giving
               us what our hearts have yearned for all our lives, our parents’
               and grandparents` lives, we have fallen victim to a delirium
               that makes us believe anything, anything is possible. Including,
               but not limited to the notion that God put a fetching,
               one-legged woman in this man`s path to commemorate the end of a
               wretched, horrid curse.
   Denny Crane: You know me, Bill. I have hookers all the time. They come to my
                house. Why would I pull over to the side of the road?
   Judge (incredulous): Go. Beat it.
   Alan Shore: Thank you, sir.
   Denny Crane: Buy you a drink, counsel?
   Alan Shore: I`d love to, but I have to tend to some business with a much
               less reasonable judge.
   Denny Crane: Thank you, Bill. Who’s your daddy?

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   最後一幕, Denny`s in his office drinking scotch with a cigar sticking out
   of his left ear. Alan knocks at his door, enters, and pours himself a
   scotch.

   Alan Shore: Am I lost, Denny?
   Denny Crane: Depends what you`re looking for.
   Alan Shore: Lori Colson thinks I`m lost.
   Denny Crane: Screw her. Have you?
   Alan Shore: That`s impolite talk, Denny. Everything okay?
   Denny Crane: Oooh. I`m the one that`s lost, Alan.
   Alan Shore: How so?
   Denny Crane: Empty, I should say. All my life I wanted the Red Sox to win
                the World Series. It was like a quest, you know? Something
                burning inside. And now the bastards have done it. And I feel
                like--I don`t know--like my pilot light went out.
   Alan Shore: I know what you mean. We`ve been comfortable aspiring to
               championship. I don`t know how comfortable we are as champions.
   Denny Crane: What do we do now?
   Alan Shore: I don`t know.
   Denny Crane: Must be awful rooting for the Yankees.
   Alan Shore: Listen, Denny. Would you do me a favor?
   Denny Crane: Name it.
   Alan Shore: Friend of mine. She`s wanted to meet you. She`s here now. You
               sure you don`t mind?
   Denny Crane: No, bring her in.
   Alan Shore: Sarah.

   A woman wearing a long, floor-length dress walks in, with a noticeable limp.

   Sarah: Hello, Denny. Denny looks at her in amazement.
   Alan Shore: Solid ash. The same wood they use to make Manny`s bat.
   Denny Crane: You`re a corrupting influence.
   Alan Shore: Yes, I`ve been told. Louis Armstrong`s I Get Ideas starts
               playing in the background.
   Denny Crane: Sarah, join us for a drink?
   Sarah: I`d love to.
   Denny Crane: Toast, to us, to love, but most of all---
   Alan Shore: To the Boston Red Sox.
   Sarah: The Red Sox.

   Alan kisses her on the cheek and leaves Sarah and Denny alone.

   Denny Crane: Is it really made of ash?
   Sarah: I think so.
   Denny Crane: Give you any trouble dancing?
   Sarah: Not a bit.
   Denny Crane: Maybe we could go dancing later.
   Sarah: I’d love that.



   Credits.


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