Top 10 Moments of 2007

[IronChef (Schadenfreude)]

Top 10 Red Sox Moments of 2007

10. 6 Run 9th inning Walkoff Victory vs. Baltimore Orioles

http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/BDD_JL_5.13.07_bgjl.jpg

The essence of this moment: everything that is shitty about the universe
coming together to create something awesome.
1)      The Baltimore Orioles Bullpen
2)      A Julio Lugo Useless Groundball to First base
3)      Kevin Millar's 1B defense

Imagine if Hitler, Stalin, and Mussolini got together and decided to start a
charity for cancer kids. That's what this moment was like.

Significance: 5/10爽度: 5/10

9. The first game where Eric Hinske did not suck

http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/BDD_EH_5.17.07_BGjd.jpg
http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/BDD_EH_5.17.07_BGSG.jpg

Hits 2 run dinger, then makes awesome catch

Significance: 5.5/10爽度: 5/10

8. That second game where Eric Hinske did not suck
9/15/2007 - Beckett outduels Wang for a 10-1 Victory at Fenway.

http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2007/09/16/alg_hinske.jpg

Eric Hinske destroys Posada at the plate.
Yes, the best thing Eric Hinske did all season consisted of him getting
thrown out at home.

Significance: 6/10 爽度: 6.5/10

7. Back-to-Back-to-Back-to-Back
http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/sox_04_23_07.jpg

The pitcher victimized: ChXXX WrXXXX. It was unfortunate it wasn't TyXXX
ClXXXXXX, that guy owes me money.

Significance: 5.5/10 爽度: 7/10

6. Okajima's First Save on St. Patrick's day

http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/BDD_RSNYY_4.20.07_bgbc.jpg

Comes Back from 6-2 deficit, start of season long abuse of Okajima's Arm.
Also starts season long sexual fantasies about Okajima's wife.

Significance: 6/10爽度: 7/10

5. With one swing of the bat, JD Drew vanquishes a season full of suck.

http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/1021_drew.jpg

Did I mention his son is less retarded than Posada's son?

Significance: 8/10 爽度 7/10

4. MANNY-BOMB

http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/BDD_MR_game2hr_1-.5.07_gett.jpg

That is a very bad man.

Significance: 7/10 爽度: 9/10

3. TACOBY BELLSBURY

http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/tacoby_1026.gif

With stolen base, Tacoby brings free tacos for America, spreads democracy and
freedom to Middle East and defeats the terrorists. Also, that run didn't
score, which pretty much sums up the offense for the year.

Significance: 6.5/10 爽度: 10/10

2. LAPTOP THIEF THROWS NO-HITTER

http://www.mthope-eastside.com/blog/archives/Buch-1-ps.jpg

It should only count for half a no-hitter because it was against the Orioles,
but I don't really give a shit. I didn't really see much of the game either,
because the changeup was so good it made me blind.

Significance: 8/10 爽度: 9/10

1.      Red Sox Steals Time Machine from Koreans, passes 86 Years in 3 years

http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/BDD_JP_colo_10.28.07_gettv2.jpg
http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/BDD_BK_colo_10.28.07_gett.jpg

2004 2005 2006............................................................2007
推 aXaX3X3:襪先發最近還滿鳥的...打爆他們先發吧                     09/14 11:59
→ aXamX2X:基本上紅襪下次要拿冠軍是86年後的事情了                  09/14 12:00
推 XdaXX23:蛙板的挖迷等到他們掛了也看不到哇哇拿冠軍了 ^^           09/14 12:03

Of course, Korea was still much more impressive. They passed 60 years in two
weeks. But this wasn't bad either.

Also, Lester 1, Cancer 0
http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/BDD_JL_trophy_10.28.07_bgbc.jpg

Significance: 10/10 爽度: 10/10

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