作者IronChef (Schadenfreude)
看板RedSox
標題[老朋友]吸能布藍德的生活裡充滿了動物
時間Wed Jan 2 22:05:54 2008
http://www.baseballthinkfactory.org/files/newsstand/discussion/hillenbrands_life_away_from_baseball_is_wild_with_animals_los_angeles_times/
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“It’s like Dr. Doolittle,” Hillenbrand says. “We have animals
everywhere. If you don’t get along you can’t stay.”
Well, maybe. But did Doolittle ever come home to find one of his
miniature horses in the kitchen, munching carrots out of the refrigerator?
And how many times did Doolittle’s pig get into the house through the doggy
door? Or what about the time Jessica, home alone in bed with a horrible cold,
had a goat named Willie Mays jump over a wall, find its way into the house
and urinate on her sheets.
“And goats pee,” Shea adds helpfully, “for like a minute and half
straight. They don’t hold back.”
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I hope the goat pisses in his mouth
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