[ㄐㄐ][快速翻譯] 狗改不了吃屎

[IronChef (Schadenfreude)]

http://www.bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view/2008_07_08_main_track_story/

Ex-stripper to Cindy: Alex Rodriguez won’t ‘change his spots’
前跳脫衣舞的ㄇㄟ ㄇㄟ對Cindy喊話 - "狗改不了吃屎"

Cheatin’ Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez had a two-night stand with an
ex-Centerfolds stripper while in town to play the Red Sox [team stats] in
2004, and Candice Houlihan says A-Rod’s wife “did the right thing” by
filing for divorce yesterday.

2004年A-Rod跟這位跳ㄇㄟㄇㄟ在2004年了ㄍㄆ了兩次 然後這位ㄇㄟ說A-Rod老婆作的
是對ㄉ

“A leopard doesn’t change his spots,” Houlihan, now a Reading hairdresser,
told the Track. “Good for her, I think she’s doing the smart thing. And she
’ll probably get tons of cash.”

"狗改不了吃屎 他這樣離婚 還可以撈一筆 會怕就好 哈哈" - ㄇㄟ ㄇㄟ 現在在
美容業ㄌ

Cynthia Rodriguez threw her $275 million man a vicious curve yesterday,
saying her five-year marriage to the Yankees third baseman “is irretrievably
broken because of the husband’s extra-marital affairs and other marital
misconduct.”

Cin-Rod說他要離婚ㄌ  因為他老公10月份都便秘

Apparently the final straw for Mrs. A-Rod was her hubby’s reported
late-night visits to Madonna’s New York apartment. Cyn’s attorney told
People.com yesterday that the slugger and the pop queen had “an affair of
the heart” and that A-Rod is smitten with Mrs. Guy Ritchie. (Madonna has
denied that they are involved.)

Cin-Rod說他終於受不了ㄌ 因為A-Rod都跟 ㄇㄉㄋ花很多時間在一起

Mrs. A-Rod’s divorce papers, filed in Miami, allege that Rodriguez “
emotionally abandoned his wife and children.”

離婚文件: 他都不鳥我們了啦 哭哭

But according to Houlihan, that is not exactly a news flash. She says A-Rod
was a player when she met him four years ago at Fenway Park [map] - the same
July night he was thrown out of the game for brawling with Sox captain Jason
Varitek [stats]!

ㄇㄟㄇㄟ說: 我們第一次就是在2004年他被隊長ㄉㄊㄅㄏ那一天

The ’94 Reading High graduate said she was at the ballgame with several
friends and had primo seats right near the visitors’ dugout. When the
Yankees came out to stretch, she and her girlfriends started “hootin’ and
hollerin’ ” at A-Rod.

ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我們那天都在第一排噓他

“We were really bustin’ his chops and he walked over to us and I thought he
was going to yell at us,” she said. “But he introduced himself, asked me
who I was and if I wanted to meet up for drinks later. I was like ‘Hell,
yeah!’ ”

ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 最後A-Rod居然邀我們去夜店 然後我就pu上去ㄌ

Candice said she told Rodriguez she’d be at Saint after the game and sure
enough, he showed up at the Back Bay club - wedding ring and all!

ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我本來以為他像那個說要發1000萬台幣的一樣打嘴泡 結果他有來ㄟ !

“It was killing me and I felt bad afterwards,” she said. “I’m not a bad
person. I know how it feels to be cheated on, it sucks. But a couple of
drinks later, I didn’t notice all that much, to tell you the truth.”

ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我本來覺得好像不太好 但是我喝醉了 怎麼辦ㄋ

Houlihan said A-Rod had a couple of shots of tequila and a few Sex on the
Beach cocktails, then they went back to A-Rod’s room at the Ritz-Carlton and
had sex. But, she added, they also talked all night and seemed to hit it off.

ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我們喝了以後 就回去ㄍㄆ了 但是我們有聊天喔

“I told him I was a basketball player in high school and we talked a lot
about that,” she said. “It’s a little weird because he was a really nice
guy.”

ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我告訴他我以前是籃球隊ㄉ 他人其實很好

Houlihan said she and her girlfriends Googled A-Rod the next day and she was
shocked to find out that his wife was pregnant with their first child.

ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 隔一天 我們用了goo神 發現他老婆懷孕ㄌ

“We were all freaking out,” she said.

ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我跟我的姊妹都嚇死ㄌ

But when A-Rod called her when he was in town for the American League
Championship Series, Candice met him and they had sex again. (Although this
time he didn’t let her stay the night.)

ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: ALCS的時候 他又來找我ㄍㄆ

“He said he had a big game the next day. I like to say I helped us win,”
 she laughed. “I reversed the curse!”

ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 他第二天有比賽 ㄐㄐ沒贏是因為我 是我用我的肉體犧牲 結束了魔咒!!!



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ㄇㄟㄇㄟ比ㄏㄍ還要厲害

ㄏㄍ是說了 就中了

ㄇㄟㄇㄟ是上了 就中了
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※ 編輯: IronChef        來自: 124.10.91.84         (07/09 20:28)
※ 編輯: IronChef        來自: 124.10.91.84         (07/09 20:28)
推 vacala000:推詳細翻譯！
推 Belladonaa:科科
推 lunastorm:這有好笑XD
推 ColbyRasmus:馬上就好
→ IronChef:ㄇㄟ上 就贏了!!!!
推 A8804064:很北爛!!
推 predo:幹    太好笑了
推 KoAnne:ㄍㄆ XD
推 specialcook:翻的太好了 推一個!!XD
※ 編輯: IronChef        來自: 124.10.91.84         (07/09 20:37)
推 TKWdEmoN:pu上去~
推 LebronKing:XDD
推 maxspeed150:文筆豪放 入木三分
推 Omap:推推~
推 TsukimiyaAyu:強烈建議月底VS NYY三連戰，請瑪丹娜來開球，
→ TsukimiyaAyu:也請ㄇㄟㄇㄟ來開一場球！
推 kord:月底現場販售瑪丹娜面具..XDDDDD
→ IronChef:"The Vagina that Broke the Curse"
推 ToriiHunter:超好笑的啦 ㄇㄟ ㄇㄟ pu上去 ㄍㄆ 哈哈哈 XD
推 Kisugi:ㄏㄍ是?
推 A8804064:好幹
推 majohn:ㄏㄆㄐㄏ
推 keyboardmm:推~~~超好笑
推 asdf121250:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
推 digimaster:他第二天有比賽...是指第7場嗎？ 那場是強尼爆走贏的
推 oplz:game 7 不在 fenway park 打
推 greengreen42:A-Rod都喜歡筋肉女
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