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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板 #1FPWIVQQ ] 作者: FallRed (落紅®) 看板: joke 標題: [XD] 馬路 時間: Sun Mar 18 23:51:56 2012 無聊想到的,鞭小力點。 日本的驕傲 日本的驕傲,乒乓球放在 上面也不會滾動,馬路就 是這麼平! \● ︱> ███████████████ /\ -- 中華民國 很屌嗎,我們台灣也可以 的驕傲 ▄▃▂▄ ▂▄▃ ▂▃▂ <︱> ███████████████ /\ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.119.96.63
tomkao:中肯推QQ 03/18 23:53
MartinLK:XD 你的國徽怎變成菊花了 03/18 23:53
沒有車輪可以用QQ ※ 編輯: FallRed 來自: 140.119.96.63 (03/18 23:54)
l1l1l1l1:GOOD 03/18 23:55
asd840721:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 23:55
deadangel111:XDDD 03/18 23:57
f400360716:屌xdddddddd 03/18 23:59
FoxQ:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 23:59
irene1770:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/18 23:59
aalau3:xDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:01
eowa:有梗 XDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:02
CSInvestigat:中肯的驕傲 03/19 00:02
revadios:還 滿 屌 的 03/19 00:02
alpachino:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:02
deadangel111:幹 這個應該要轉去2ch 的QQ 03/19 00:03
Faberge:棒!!! 03/19 00:03
deadangel111:轉去的話應該就會有記者抄了... 03/19 00:03
VaLenTi1007:XD 03/19 00:04
HornyDragon:幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:04
ikkk:XDDD 03/19 00:04
FallRed:2ch可以轉啊 只是我不知道怎去 記得附我ID就好XDD 03/19 00:04
anper:XDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:06
hank61204:QQ 03/19 00:06
bballlover:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:06
leehome12345:徵求勇者轉八卦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:06
szza2000:這麼平不利排水啊! 03/19 00:07
f222051618:中肯大推 XD 03/19 00:07
montyui:很屌嗎 我們台灣也可以XD 03/19 00:07
kenandrew:落紅哥GJ 03/19 00:07
lazyboy624:基隆還可以當高爾夫球場啊 眾多補釘就是各種地形 03/19 00:08
nexttw:會爆 03/19 00:08
lazyboy624:有沙坑 水灘 果嶺 03/19 00:08
Narusawayui:GJ啊.. 03/19 00:08
KaedeFuyou:屌啦!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDD 03/19 00:08
biolife:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:10
chow365:Xxdddd 03/19 00:10
ShoeiX12:我不懂阿 為什麼平就不會滾... 03/19 00:10
如果不平的話 會依據立足點的斜度 重力加速度會產生平行於路面的分量 球就會滾 若是完全平的話 重力加速度只會垂直於路面 與正像力達到靜力平衡 不會滾動
nancyli:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:11
jeoca:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:12
nick236:的確怪怪的 用乒乓不會滾來形容平 日本應該有斜坡吧... 03/19 00:12
就假設平地道路啊-.- 不過這也算一種誇飾啦 太較真就不幽默了
belleaya:XDD 03/19 00:13
wupinhow:落紅讀理工的喔 03/19 00:14
略懂 物理停留在高中程度 ※ 編輯: FallRed 來自: 140.119.96.63 (03/19 00:15)
iloveben75:有些人是在認真什麼XD 03/19 00:14
Green9527:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:15
kids1243:XD 03/19 00:16
cutesuzuna:太中肯了XDDDDDDD 03/19 00:17
beaune:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:18
tigerflyer:幹超好笑XD 03/19 00:18
kent7816:居然有人不懂 03/19 00:19
stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:20
quincy2264:有好笑 03/19 00:21
putout:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD大推啊 03/19 00:23
qn:嘻嘻 03/19 00:23
galilei503:樓上QN >///////////////////////////< 03/19 00:23
fromwilda:XD 03/19 00:24
ahloving:台灣的洞比乒乓球大多了... 03/19 00:24
FallRed:那還是會卡在洞的最底部啊 一樣不會滾XD 03/19 00:25
CDing:清流 03/19 00:25
wincecarter:推XDDDDD 03/19 00:25
OnePieceOda:中肯!!!! 03/19 00:26
loveinmars:落紅XD 03/19 00:26
Ximcra:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:26
fakeayumi:誰幫忙貼去2CH啊XDDD 03/19 00:26
Heptane:媽我在這 03/19 00:27
Repugnant:清流呀 大推!! 03/19 00:27
tp950016:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:29
tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:32
hchs31705:XD 03/19 00:33
blackcellar:仔細想 照邏輯而言比較像打日本人臉 因為這表示球滾不 03/19 00:34
blackcellar:滾跟路平不平無關... 03/19 00:34
s9006028:XD 03/19 00:34
FallRed:不算打臉吧 因為那不是日本人說的...只是我想的小梗 03/19 00:35
ox12345xo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:36
TheAvenGer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:37
Cho0411:清流推 03/19 00:38
blackcellar:我知道不是日本人說的啦 我是單以這篇文來看 03/19 00:40
a37961688:中肯推... 03/19 00:40
buntafujiwar:這個厲害 03/19 00:40
FallRed:嗯嗯了解~ 03/19 00:42
st797912:這不是西斯版主嗎?西斯點呢? 03/19 00:42
FallRed:那乒乓球改成跳蛋好了...一樣不會滾 03/19 00:42
Cho0411:看個JOKE講邏輯個屁.... 03/19 00:44
aggressorX:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:45
newgoodman24:qn我愛你! 03/19 00:46
KevinLoveYou:轉八卦 03/19 00:47
FallRed:要轉的轉啊 要注意板規就是了@@ 03/19 00:49
james412:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:50
YIDAN:GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! 03/19 00:52
TassadarGau:有笑有推lol 03/19 00:52
douglasyeh:只能淚推了XD 碼的台灣的爛路... 03/19 00:53
unique0927:讚 03/19 00:53
tanaka0826:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 00:54
ERQQ: 03/19 00:54
chienen:gj 03/19 00:54
ktootk:有落紅有qn有笑點,好文 03/19 00:56
target112:還不錯XD 不過道路都會設計點斜度方便排水&防止雨天積水 03/19 00:57
N1KE:創意佳XD 03/19 01:01
ERQQ:乒乓球應該要放在馬路正中央才不會滾,放旁邊會因為洩水坡度 03/19 01:05
ERQQ:而滾動 03/19 01:05
Ivernumber3:太貼切!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 01:07
rinatwo:XDDDDDDD 03/19 01:08
tchialen:記者快來抄阿~~~ 03/19 01:10
t5368836:有笑有推 03/19 01:10
cyivs33:幹 這太有梗了XDDDDDD 03/19 01:10
KeN52710:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 01:10
howdo1793:XDD 03/19 01:17
ee012345:嘴角微微一動 03/19 01:22
tang940525:XDDDDD 03/19 01:22
qn:嘴角失守 03/19 01:22
devin0329:淚推XDDDD 03/19 01:23
Aw:這可以用bitch please那張圖 03/19 01:23
pinkeypinkey:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 01:26
misy4ru3:還挺屌的 03/19 01:27
WalterBishop:推XD 03/19 01:36
PPTer:爆!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 01:39
PPTer:靠要,數錯 = = 03/19 01:39
agmffa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超酸XDDD 03/19 01:47
andy407044:朝聖 推 03/19 01:50
as43:好吧 算你厲害XDD 03/19 01:51
forgether68:幹 謝謝原PO 一整天的壞心情都不見了 03/19 01:53
lwo005:本日最好笑 03/19 01:55
FallRed:好色龍的也不錯啊XD 03/19 01:56
o56096609:機車騎士淚推 XDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 01:58
homerun100:XDD 03/19 01:58
yukito76113:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 02:00
wscjoe:100 03/19 02:00
Ayulev:101 03/19 02:02
george1212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 02:02
SentoS:一堆人推,台灣人也真夠悲哀的 03/19 02:03
FallRed:有些人或許只是因為我說出他們的心聲才推的...不算悲哀吧 03/19 02:04
WLR:生命自己會找到出路,但台灣馬路上的乒乓球不能XD 03/19 02:05
watwmark:台灣還有灰階道路,百來公尺的陸上有灰白>灰>深灰>黑灰 03/19 02:10
WBYY:有種人好像更悲哀? 03/19 02:10
bm061596:悲哀的是政府吧= = 03/19 02:12
jrupvm:挺有趣的^^ 03/19 02:13
徵求勇者轉2ch 附本人、轉錄者ID跟文字翻譯 稅前500P~~ ※ 編輯: FallRed 來自: 140.119.96.63 (03/19 02:15)
qoo60606:XDDDDDD 03/19 02:14
a0121jacob:lol 03/19 02:18
Aprildie:不懂有什麼好悲哀的,事實啊 03/19 02:42
e2167471:推~~這個id不是112嗎@@ 03/19 02:44
FallRed:有時112 有時119 03/19 02:55
ninijiang:笑了 03/19 03:01
r30385:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 03:11
mcwagamama:還在扯邏輯的是在想什麼 03/19 03:17
roea68roea68:淚推 03/19 03:25
BigCat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 03:28
jeff800125:邏輯有點不通 不過好好笑XD" 03/19 03:35
imut:現今大多的路都是國民黨建的喔>_^ 03/19 03:52
dandog2810:調整一下 03/19 04:01
nilson847552:XDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 04:03
Infly:有笑有推 超中肯 03/19 04:03
svchost6:扯什麼政治 無聊 03/19 04:09
Pietro:XDDD 03/19 04:13
e124399009:扯政治無聊欸 幹你媽的國民黨 03/19 04:16
e124399009:我的意思不是說國民黨不好啦 03/19 04:16
ylo:笑了 03/19 04:25
kylecheng:XDDDDDD 03/19 04:48
feng79624:XD 03/19 05:44
jetrider:哪裡在扯政治了,政治狂熱者快滾= = 03/19 06:20
jetrider:e124是三小啦,精神分裂喔,誰跟你扯國民黨XD 03/19 06:20
DJony:好笑 也悲哀... 03/19 06:28
max0113:XD 03/19 06:37
Valter:上面不是有人很明顯在扯路不平是KMT的錯? 03/19 06:39
rick9321:台灣的馬路真的就是這樣!!! 中肯!!!!!!!!!! 03/19 06:41
AWNESS:鋪馬路不可能是鋪平的 他有一個名詞 叫洩水坡度 通常是2% 03/19 06:56
hotanger:會挖路的不就水電瓦斯電信,跟KMT啥關係? 03/19 06:57
AWNESS:馬路最怕的就是積水 平的馬路水要往哪邊流? 03/19 06:57
apple07henry:噗 中肯 03/19 07:09
Yie:XDDD 03/19 07:10
soneTAE:再加我推一下就爆 03/19 07:12
yang929: 陳菊的料 03/19 07:46
yuanjeff:樓上噓的人為什麼要那麼認真 03/19 07:47
cup0226:XD 03/19 07:47
b00668880:有些人就是沒有幽默細胞啊... 03/19 07:53
b00668880:在他的世界裡大概沒有笑話吧 03/19 07:54
dirkmvp:洩水坡度跟坑坑洞洞明明就差很多= = 03/19 07:56
hotanger:幽默細胞大家都有,但請不要扯一些嚴肅的話題來讓人噓 03/19 07:59
DJony:樓上說得好 (按一個讚) 03/19 08:08
david28941:XD 03/19 08:09
findlkey:有笑推一下 03/19 08:11
linceass:幽默 03/19 08:19
Asucks:推 鬼島最悲哀的是明知路要怎麼鋪才會平整耐用,卻不這麼做 03/19 08:26
LucAngel:XDDDDD 03/19 08:26
jay101:台灣更強才對~路是斜的球也不會動呀..... 03/19 08:29
adame:這只是個笑話,不知道樓上那個提洩水波是在嚴肅三學\ 03/19 08:35
allnun:雖然馬路一定會有斜度 但好笑XDDDD 03/19 08:39
moonxmoon:哈哈~超認真的耶~員來台灣凹凸是為了排水哈哈哈哈 03/19 09:04
erichu71:XDDD 03/19 09:06
ksksks:嗯 我想原po是想表達一種社會現象 不過還是嘴角失守推~ 03/19 09:10
fox1986:有笑有推 03/19 09:14
asdfghjkl220:奇怪有些人在認真什麼 念書、上班有這麼認真嗎? 推~ 03/19 09:32
gongn:與事實相符 03/19 09:37
ATGC:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 09:37
※ 編輯: FallRed 來自: 140.119.96.63 (03/19 09:42)
e1q3z9c7:厲害!! 03/19 09:38
yingsiou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 09:38
freedomism:真是太中肯了 03/19 09:39
Murasaki0110:尻杯笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 09:48
CP543:自殺吧 鋪馬路的笨蛋們 03/19 09:52
hotanger:再怎麼不認真也絕對比某樓還認真!推~ 03/19 09:55
magi80328:就說是營造笑點了 認真去計較斜率做甚麼阿~ 03/19 09:57
YoshihiroK:淚推... 03/19 10:01
pp1877:哭杯XDDDDDDDD 03/19 10:04
iam168888888:2 03/19 10:10
specialcook:靠杯啦 害我上班一半大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 10:11
nothisman:你贏了! 03/19 10:12
linkinlxm:有道理 03/19 10:17
bwv1006:這麼愛扯政治請用實際行動證明你的熱衷。 po文好笑 03/19 10:19
n987683:推XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 10:22
lingling0000:好哭XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 10:25
lingling0000:轉錄至看板 biker 03/19 10:28
clontech: 建議做個動畫 加上三角路標好了 03/19 10:29
lingling0000:借轉騎士板~ 感恩! 03/19 10:29
FallRed:動畫我不會做耶... 03/19 10:30
wangyc:XD 03/19 10:46
SentoS:每個國家國情本來就有所不同,自卑心作祟 03/19 10:55
duo0518:中肯阿 台灣的馬路只有爛可以形容阿 03/19 10:59
eyeshieldZI: 台灣之光XDDD 03/19 11:46
crueangel:幹,這好笑 XD 03/19 11:47
DreamYeh:看到某些政治魔人因為某些因素而噓更顯得中肯好笑XDDDD 03/19 11:48
crystaloud:XD 03/19 11:54
jibril:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 12:07
yabbc:噓啥阿~~你的生活也太嚴肅 03/19 12:11
mikejr:去日本住過一陣子 那個路真的讚 到處都是平的 03/19 12:22
mikejr:回台灣後開車真的很想死 orz 03/19 12:23
dv8508:超棒的 XDDD 03/19 12:57
kuro50624:XDDDDD 03/19 12:59
ThreeNG:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 13:02
playr52001:超中肯 XD~ 03/19 13:02
ariesjiujk:幹! 我笑了 03/19 13:29
TheAvenGer:有些人只會盲目地愛台灣 就連路爛也要假裝它很平 03/19 13:32
TheAvenGer:殊不知寶島其實是鬼島 03/19 13:34
ts21020:中肯 03/19 13:42
CLY1988:這不錯XDD 03/19 13:50
TWayne:中肯鬼島XD 03/19 13:50
jp6vup:XD中肯哈哈哈哈 03/19 14:04
ted40905:中肯文 03/19 14:36
dreamworker2:國情跟馬路有關係嗎 03/19 14:39
FallRed:跟用路人比較有關係... 03/19 14:39
dragonsix:XDDD 03/19 14:45
cutecoffee:太讚了! 03/19 14:49
goldman0204:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 03/19 14:54
airegg:台灣的馬路贏了~~~ 03/19 15:05
aki1987:XD 03/19 15:11
hky1123:認真一下 馬路怎會是全平的 這樣怎麼排水到路邊的水溝 03/19 15:30
a3676781:XDDDDD 03/19 15:32
Ekmund:淚推 03/19 15:32
Ekmund:靠我沒有推 等我兩分鐘 03/19 15:33
Ekmund:我遲到了 幹 03/19 15:38
taiwanalien:拜託!臺灣的乒乓球在馬路上也不會滾好吧,有凹洞加持 03/19 15:44
taiwanalien:WWWWWWWWW 03/19 15:44
adobeadobe:幹好笑 03/19 15:53
Octopuster:幹 橘花國的驕傲 03/19 15:58
gogoangelin:幹 變成菊花XDDD 03/19 16:17
Nadialove:XDDD 03/19 16:47
lukycathy:XD 03/19 16:55
araty:好寫實~~ 基隆條條都是越野車道T口T 03/19 17:04
STi2011:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 17:51
STi2011:補 03/19 17:52
RSoul:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 18:21
mofeather:政治狂出來了 03/19 18:32
redpencilbox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 18:36
easybaby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 18:39
jimlexus:張通榮:基隆市也準備好了 03/19 18:47
uresi:XDDD GJ 03/19 18:50
Hevak:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 18:59
ohohtree:最幹的還是那些水溝蓋 凸凹凸凹凸凹凸凹凸凹凸凹凸凹凸凹 03/19 19:12
sleep123:第一次覺得你講的話中肯 03/19 19:47
我一直都很中肯好不!
kingxyzt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 19:49
e8672596:XDDDDD 03/19 19:59
Avatar6:這是真的!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 20:02
umano:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 20:02
hewittlin:中肯!! 03/19 20:17
cmid05: 03/19 20:45
linphonehchs:TRUE STORY 03/19 21:26
a450125a:1PUSH 03/19 21:27
amber419:XD 03/19 21:35
Eliphas:好屌好中肯 台灣的馬路xdddddddd 03/19 22:12
ohmygodha:水 夠酸阿!!!! 03/19 22:32
orz:一定要淚推 03/19 22:36
tartrate:推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 22:53
ShizukaShih:淚推啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 23:00
magon:哈哈 本日最中肯 03/19 23:16
danfon:中肯1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 03/19 23:18
※ 編輯: FallRed 來自: 140.119.96.63 (03/19 23:41)
j03fu685:爛鬼島XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/19 23:54
easan:強!~應該來個照片版的 03/20 00:17
bymeee:大笑之餘心中湧起一股淡淡的哀傷 03/20 01:54
htaedamay:哇哈哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/20 11:01
yayaorz:幾霸葷XDD 03/20 11:35
Addvans:一般道路都會有2%水平路拱以利排水,不可能完全水平 03/20 12:05
david510002:推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/20 12:07
tooth:還蠻寫實的 03/20 15:24
yzkeroro:淚推...路真的超不平啦QQ 03/20 17:24
oover:XDDDD 03/20 17:49
elwyn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/20 23:05
cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/20 23:58
chiang4862:中肯 XDD 03/21 13:30
mocca000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 01:45
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yushenlin:這篇也太腿了吧 09/12 01:42
PECOPECO:剛好樓下在重鋪路 回頭翻這篇心有戚戚焉 09/12 01:48
cbate:有點LAG耶! 09/12 04:10
jorden:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 09:32
applejone:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 10:09
kid1412sonic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 10:40
Lxr:......... 09/12 11:59
Lxr:不過哪天馬路突然變平,我可能還騎不習慣~ 09/12 12:00
Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 12:39
LionRafale:XDDD 其實道路通常會有排水坡度啦..不會做成全平 09/12 15:35
vesting:八卦是他們也在消化預算... 09/12 15:54
JJLi:(稍晚轉錄FACEBOOK/路邦 XDDDDD 09/12 18:04
PECOPECO:仰德大道變超平 差點被照 真的不習慣 XD 09/13 02:40
FallRed:=..= 09/13 15:25
FallRed:真的嗎 我好久沒去仰德@@ 09/13 15:26
ultratimes:來比有坡度的啦,日本絕對大輸XDDD 09/13 17:23