作者VaderChuLip ( )
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標題Re: [亂翻] 假面大戰吸哩告白文 (炸)
時間Mon May 4 21:47:48 2009
※ 引述《kenshinsandy (*＊Roxy＊*)》之銘言：
: → kenshinsandy:V大可以再翻一次 我想你會做的更好 一ˇ一+ 05/04 21:01
像這種要求這輩子沒聽說過，那就...
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Man against Man
男男作伙來打拼
Destiny smiled on me
and gave me a present
命運ㄎㄎㄎ，送我一好物 :)
Threw me on a warm star
將我丟向溫柔漢 >///<
So close to the skin, so far from the eye
離我包皮如此近，遲遲不入我菊眼( * )
I take my destiny in my own hands
我捧命根在雙手
My desire is manned
伊咩乎阮爽
Where the fresh water dies
because it taints itself in salt
平常吃重鹹，洨味有夠噁
I keep the Little Prince in mind
王子所慾，常在我心
A king without a queen
美青不在騜身邊
When a woman is mistaken about me
then the bright world is confused
誤會造成不幸，巧克力世界因而破滅
Man against man
My skin belongs to the gentlemen
男男作伙來打拼
我的包皮都歸你
Man against man
Birds of a feather flock together
男男作伙來打拼
我們鳥毛纏一起
Man against man
I am the servant of two masters
男男作伙來打拼
歡迎兩位快請進
Man against man
Birds of a feather flock together
男男作伙來打拼
我們鳥毛纏一起
I am the corner of all rooms
I am the shadow of all trees
為了樹遍天下之懶
我的身影無所不在
No link is missing in my chain
大家來玩人肉串
千萬別漏任一人
when lust pulls from behind
My genitals calls me a traitor
當阿濤哥從我背後偷幹
連我的懶叫都說我賣國
I am the nightmare of all fathers
這恐怖的畫面所有把拔都會叫小崩友不要看
Man against man
My skin belongs to the gentlemen
男男作伙來打拼
我的包皮都歸你
Man against man
Birds of a feather flock together
男男作伙來打拼
我們鳥毛纏一起
Man against man
But my heart freezes on some days
男男作伙來打拼
偶爾冰火九重天
Man against man
Cold tongues that beat there
男男作伙來打拼
舌頭冰冰喇那裡
Gay-ah
好猴啊～～～～～～～～～～
I'm not interested in balance
The sun shines in my face
我才不管輪誰在上面
我只想要被你射滿臉
But my heart freezes on some days
Cold tongues that beat there
但是定要玩玩冰火九重天
舌頭冰冰來去喇那裡
Gay-ah
好猴啊～～～～～～～～～～
Man gay for man
男男作伙來打拼！
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推 Darkside18:天啊這必推啊!!!!! 05/04 21:48
※ 編輯: VaderChuLip 來自: 123.194.132.99 (05/04 21:50)
推 coolfly:笑到差點從椅子上摔下來XD V大請受我一拜XD 05/04 21:49
推 miabcd199:好噴阿! 05/04 21:50
推 MrCrowley:ㄎㄎ噴 05/04 21:51
推 SRFKOFDDR:噴吃2 05/04 21:55
→ VaderChuLip:碼的其實我有一半是在中翻中 05/04 22:00
推 dondothat:幹,這三洨XD 05/04 22:07
推 cielu:見鬼了 居然還押韻 05/04 22:15
推 linda7863p:我洨了 05/04 22:23
→ sion0712:好猴阿~~ 05/04 22:24
推 MoseHas:太ㄆ吃了! 05/04 22:28
推 kenshinsandy:離我包皮如此近，遲遲不入我菊眼( * ) 讚 05/04 22:34
推 MadMask:騜太噴！ 05/04 22:38
推 deadlink:好猴啊~~~~~~~~~~ 05/04 23:02
推 trendnomore:前名檔XD 05/05 00:04
推 goregrind:推阿濤哥從我背後偷幹 05/05 00:06
推 trendnomore:囧 我是說簽名檔 手殘 05/05 00:11
推 Mayhem:實在太卡怕了看不下去所以我直接按End... 05/05 00:22
推 MadMask:樓上睜＊眼說瞎話，明明就是辦事去了 05/05 00:23
→ berrystar:哈哈哈哈 05/05 00:24
推 morlboro:太猛了! 05/05 00:34
→ NovemberRain:這個光是澆在飯上就可以吃了! 05/05 01:23
推 MadMask:樓上燙燙還沒繳澆自介文 人猴共憤 05/05 09:28
推 wiredo:哈哈哈哈超讚 05/05 09:42
推 bule1212:好噴噴喔 05/05 10:40
推 visualrock:這個光是澆在馬眼上就可以ｊｉｚｚ了！ ＠＠ 05/05 10:54
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