[翻譯] Tanacious D- Fuck her gently

[Hollowcorpse (愛羅武臺灣)]

看到樓上那首，我認不住的想翻譯這首歌。 XD

傷當抒情的好歌，請在情人節時點播給你的愛人們~

http://youtu.be/rvdYly4A5W0

Fuck her gently
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This is a song for the ladies
這首歌獻給女士們

But fellas listen closely
但畜生們，仔細聽好了

You don't always have to fuck her hard
你不需要總是用力的幹她

In fact sometimes that's not right to do
事實上，有些時這麼做是錯的

Sometimes you've got to make some love
有時候你要製造些愛的氣氛

And fucking give her some smoochies too
然後他媽的也給她點啾咪*

Sometimes ya got to squeeze
有時你需要點揉擠

Sometimes you've got to say please
有時你必須說求求妳

Sometime you've got to say hey
有時候你必須說：嘿!

I'm gonna Fuck you softly
我會輕柔的幹妳

I'm gonna screw you gently
我會紳士般的搞妳

I'm gonna hump you sweetly
我會濃情密意的上妳

I'm gonna ball you discreetly
我會小心的喊著妳的名字**

And then you say hey I bought you flowers
然後你說：嘿～我買了花送妳

And then you say wait a minute sally
然後你說：等一會兒～莎莉

I think I got somethin in my teeth
我覺得有東西卡在我的齒縫裡

Could you get it out for me
能幫我弄出來嗎?

That's fucking teamwork
這才是他媽的團隊合作！

What's your fave posish?
妳最喜歡的姿勢是什麼?

That's cool with me
它我可以

It's not my favorite
雖然不是我的最愛

But I'll do it for you
不過我可以為了妳這樣搞

What's your favorite dish?
妳最喜歡的菜是什麼?

I'm not gonna cook it
我不會去煮

But I'll order it from Zanzibar
不過我會從桑給巴爾訂

And then I'm gonna love you completely
接著我會完全的愛妳

And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
然後我將他媽的小心翼翼的幹妳

And then I'll fucking bone you completely
再來我將把妳整個肏翻

But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard
總之，我還是會用力的幹~~~妳~~

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*    smoochies是kiss的意思，所以用相對可愛點的啾咪

**   ball這邊我不確定該怎麼翻，不過根據Urban Dictonary相關用法，我當它是"喊"


謝謝收看 XD 歡迎修正內文的各個翻譯。


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噓 Hollowcorpse:球棒咧!!!!!                                        06/09 18:31
→ F7:球棒藏身示意圖:   囧r/！\                                    06/09 18:31
→ abian:                    ＼(〞︶〝*) 戳戳                      06/09 18:31
→ F7:>/////////<                                                  06/09 18:31

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※ 編輯: Hollowcorpse    來自: 220.136.68.109       (10/17 01:54)
推 ademgu:Ball 應該也是幹的意思
→ ademgu:小心翼翼的與妳相交合
推 ademgu:        地
→ Hollowcorpse:因為查到的不是哭就是罵 XD 所以就當成是出聲了
推 morlboro:哈~這首歌我好像也翻過
→ Hollowcorpse:XDDD 真的耶！你說我才想起來，我有印象Zanzibar的部
→ EDGE:        揪咪…　XDD
推 PistolUncle:推!
推 Tearjerkes:brutal!
→ gatsu:This is my favorite song of all time !!!
→ sneak: 推! https://noxiv.com