[翻譯] 肛豹-如果你真的真的愛我

[willytai (Die)]

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肛豹新專輯唷！！！
歌名：如果你真的真的愛我

If you really really really really love me
如果你真的真的真的真的愛我
Then you really really really gotta show me
那你一定一定一定要給我看啦(看什麼勒嘿嘿～)
Don't whine when I put it in your booty
我把東西放到你卡稱內就不要在該了啦
Or if I'm up all night playing Call of Duty
不然我會打整晚的決戰時刻(版上有人玩過嗎？)
Never hassle me because I'm unemployed
不要跟我哭爸哭母因為拎背現在no jobs
If I sleep all day don't get annoyed
我要是睡整天也不要煩我
Then I'll know that you really really really really really really really love me
如此以來我就知道你真的真的真的真的真的真的真的愛我啦
If you really really love me
如果你真的真的愛我

If you really truly want to make me feel nice
如果你真的真的想讓我酥湖
Make it so I don't ever have to ask twice
那就不要讓我每次都要求第二發(?)
Let me have the keys to your Mercedes
把你的s350鑰匙交出來吧
Don't get mad when I bring home some ladies
如果我帶了一些正妹回來你也別生氣啦
If I get fat and look like an ape
如果我越來越胖像是準備要演決戰猩球
Lie to me, tell me I'm in great shape
那就騙我說我根本就是軟今天吧
Then I'll know that you really really really
Really really really love me
那我就知道你真的真的真的真的真的真的愛我啦

If you wonder what I did with the rent
如果你覺得奇怪我怎麼租到房子的
Just consider it money well spent
通通不要管啦就當作我有好好管錢啦
I bought trunks and a new surfboard
我買了箱子和新的衝浪板
So just go tell your dumb landlord
所以去告訴你那個北七房東
That you love me
你愛死我了
You really really love me
你真的真的愛我啦

If I have sex with your friend Melanie
如果我跟你的朋友來了一砲
Don't act like it's some kind of felony
不要覺得多嚴重啦
It's not uncommon for this kind of infidelity
這又不是什麼外遇
It happens to a lot of guys like Tiger Woods and me
很多人都會這樣阿像是老虎五茲跟我都會
Just be happy that I'm hung like a horse
你應該要很高興因為我舉起來的時候跟歐美種馬一樣唷
And you get to ride the pony of course
然後你當然要來玩個騎馬打仗
'Cause I'm really really really really really really
Really really fond of you too
因為我真的真的真的真的真的(打這兩個字打得好累…)
真的真的也好愛你啦

When you think it's really suckie girl
如果你覺得你是個Makiyo
All your friends will say 'you lucky girl'
你的朋友都會說你根本就上輩子燒好香
You got a man who's hot you say
因為你男朋友超帥
All the girls wanna be with me
然後所有女生都想跟我在一起
'Cause they love me
因為他們愛我
They really really love me
他們真的真的愛我
Yes they do
愛到都留濃了這樣(!?)

If you really really really really love me
如果你真的真的真的真的愛我
You'd never make me hang out with your family
你絕對不會讓我去見你老爸老媽
Your mum sucks and your dad really hates me
你媽超北七你爸又想拿金門菜刀督我
When I try to borrow money he berates me
如果我要去借錢他都會一直罵我
Somehow he thinks that I'm too old for you
而且不知道為什麼他覺得我對你來說太老
'Cause you're 19 and I'm 52
因為你19歲我52歲……
He can't see that you really really really really really really love me
他不知道你真的真的真的真的真的愛我
You really really really really really really really really love me
你真的真的真的真的真的真的真的真的愛我
If you really really love me
如果你真的真的愛我


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