A Joke
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>>How often should I plan to have sex?”
>>The young bridegroom asked his grandfather on his wedding night.
>>一個年輕的新郎在新婚之夜問他的爺爺我應該怎樣去計劃我做愛的頻率呢?
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>>Grandpa said:When you're first married, you want it all the time, maybe
>>several times a day.
>>爺爺說”當你還在新婚時期,你總是隨時想要做愛,也許一天好幾回”
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>>Later on, sex tapers and you have it maybe once a week or so.
>>而後呢,做愛次數逐漸減少,或許禮拜做一次
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>>Then, as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month.
>>再然後呢,你已經逐漸變老,可能一個月做愛一次
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>>When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year.Maybe on
>your
>>anniversary.
>>當你真的變老時,你一年可能有幸運的一次做愛成功,也許在你週年紀念日的時候
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>>Well, how about you and grandma now?” the youngerman asked.
>>喔,這樣啊 !!那你現在跟奶奶做愛的情形呢? 好奇的新郎如此問爺爺:
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>>Grandpa replied, “Oh, we just have oral sex now.”
>>喔, 我跟你奶奶啊,我們現在只有口交” 爺爺回答道
>>
>>"What’s oral sex?"
>>什麼是"口交"啊?”
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>>"Well",said Grandpa, “She goes to bed in her bedroom, I go to bed in my
>>bedroom.
>>“喔,所謂口交就是她進她的臥房,我進我的臥房,
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>>She yells, “FUCK YOU,”and I holler back,“FUCK YOU,TOO.”
>>然後她大叫 "FUCK YOU!!",而我也 回 應大吼”FUCK YOU,TOO!!"
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