[轉錄][娛樂] 有個小故事是這樣的..

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標題[轉錄][娛樂] 有個小故事是這樣的..

時間Wed Sep 24 23:35:59 2008

※ [本文轉錄自 Gossiping 看板] 作者: ccs9031030 (台独藏独蒙独 ) 看板: Gossiping 標題: [娛樂] 有個小故事是這樣的.. 時間: Wed Sep 24 23:01:44 2008 本文原始作者為losel 我沒經過他同意就轉非常抱歉蓬萊島聖人：我即將東返中國，你們把自己針對三鹿的心得說來聽聽金車：自動送驗，產品下架聖人：你祇得到我的皮而已其它廠商：靜觀其變，被抓認命聖人：你所體會比較金車多些，但祇能得到我的肉不肖廠商：能拖就拖，打死不認，抓到再說聖人：你也祇是得到我的骨而已衛生署：參考國際檢驗及香港立法標準，務必要求就地合法聖人：就是這樣，你總算得到我的髓聖人：林署長，我現將衣缽傳給你作為區長信物，你就是蓬萊區二世祖在我過去中國之後，衣缽傳至2016，便不需要再傳，因那時腎結石的人多，不洗腎的人少，腰子剩一顆的人多，剩二顆的人少，這四字" 謝謝指教 "是當聖人的最高法要，可以用來騙選票，希望你多多參悟還有這露奶裝今日一併交給你…… -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 116.59.37.167

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