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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: halfnk (幽) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [無言] 補習班電話的人很無言 時間: Wed Aug 13 01:29:57 2008 話說前幾天全民英檢剛結束, 我弟似乎去應考時留了家裡電話, 所以補習班也打了幾通電話來我家, 很可惜前幾天都剛好被我接到我就說人不在, 今天我在看電視時電話又響了,而我弟就去接電話, 以下內容是後來我問我弟和我聽到的對話內容。。。 補習班:喂~請問是楊xx嗎? 弟:嗯是阿。 補習班:你好我們是權威全民英檢補習班,有聽過嗎? 弟:嗯,有~ 補習班:請問一下這次英檢考的如何? 弟:不大理想都不會寫說。 補習班:這樣呀,那你有考慮過我們的英檢課程嗎?有聽力、寫作..... 弟:喔,我不想升學了。 補習班: 阿? 那你以後要做什麼? 弟:我打算去報名星光大道,一舉成名。 補習班:....................那那那英文在這時代還是有很大的影響力喔。 弟:我覺得我天生歌喉好,讀英文很浪費。 補習班:這樣喔,那你近期有什麼規劃嗎? 弟:這樣好了,我先唱一首我想要參賽的歌給你聽聽看... (此時我突然整個人好奇的轉頭過去看我弟在幹嘛,他突然唱起陳奕迅的淘汰囧) 唱完後......... 弟:你覺得怎樣? 補習班:還...還...還不錯..... 弟:你覺得我唱淘汰會被淘汰嗎? 補習班:不..不..不會。 弟:這樣喔~那這樣沒事的話我要去練歌了掰掰 -- Only YouLanLye http://www.wretch.cc/blog/halfnk -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.114.209.174
yaone:哈哈哈... 08/13 01:32
gh8811211:真是有夠好笑 08/13 01:36
pilione:這工作真的不好做…XDD 08/13 01:39
happyenjoy:哈 XD 這招真好笑~那人應該很冏吧...... 08/13 01:44
ygopany:太好笑了 原PO是我跟我讀同高中 08/13 02:01
jestagee:原po怎麼知道電話的另一端 08/13 02:04
st83081:你弟是認真的嗎 = = 08/13 02:25
mitchQ:樓上好眼熟 08/13 02:55
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Erevus20:你怎麼知道對方說啥? 先承認你就是你弟吧 08/13 04:12
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newesther:他可以問他弟吧......... 08/13 04:18
wash:我要推 因為我笑了 08/13 04:25
celery0303:好敢喔....太厲害了... 08/13 04:31
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Aprildie:哈哈 每次接到補習班的電話我都閃電結束它 08/13 05:21
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JJwen:推"你覺得我唱淘汰會被淘汰嗎?"~ 08/13 08:44
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lonelyface:你怎麼知道對方說啥? 先承認你就是你弟吧XDDDDD 08/13 10:00
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erasermyself:最近在做這工作 這工作 難做阿 雖然煩 請聽他說完= = 08/13 10:08
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imfinethanku:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD大笑了啦 08/13 10:58
amberrm:或許原PO弟用免持聽筒? 08/13 11:01
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ethanol:哈哈 08/13 11:15
jim790226:你弟也滿瞎的,不過我也笑了,哈哈 08/13 11:17
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PDAN:這篇怎麼沒爆 XDDD 08/13 11:35
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Rajia:好好笑XD 08/13 11:35
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YOBOBO:酷XD  話說 原po明明有說他問他弟對話內容 ╮(﹀_﹀")╭ 08/13 11:44
tomriddle45:讓他爆讓他爆讓他爆 08/13 11:52
torussian:哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 12:03
yona:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太好笑了啦 08/13 12:11
titato:我哈哈笑了~~ 08/13 12:16
BornFish:你弟......XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 12:36
lucas01:ur brother is the man 08/13 12:36
rose147:haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 08/13 12:51
jijo:很好笑!! 還好有點進來看 XD 08/13 12:56
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evolutional:XDDDDDD 08/13 13:22
shinja123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 13:29
chonmin:先承認你就是你弟吧! 08/13 13:36
echolee:XDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 13:42
itsfuntime:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 13:53
Benjamin901:補習班的人有按「擴音鈕」給全補習班聽嗎? 08/13 14:00
jkoh:好有趣的弟弟喔 讓他爆嘛 08/13 14:01
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hcmomo:XDDDDDDD你弟還真敢阿 08/13 14:57
silnet:太GJ啦XDDDD~~~~~你弟有前途!! 08/13 14:58
reptile0417:真的好好笑喔~ 英文不好出頭天的另依條路... 08/13 15:01
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onealone:有笑有推 XD 08/13 22:09
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qvqbehappy:對方說的話你聽的到? 如果是掰的請去JOKE喔~^.< 08/13 22:46
nashi0910:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 23:17
halfnk:為什麼推文總是有人沒看到我說我後來有問我弟對話內容.... 08/13 23:19
rosycat1110:哈哈!!你弟很酷XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 23:20
Yie:XD 08/13 23:22
something:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/13 23:28
mochan316:超好笑 08/13 23:32
jason112412:太好笑了XDDDDDD補習班電話費不用錢喔 08/13 23:35
superich:補習班:英文很重要...你沒看星光一堆人唱英文歌嗎... 08/13 23:58
rexmu:原po弟:我哥盜我帳號上笨版...囧rz... 08/14 00:06
hukunamatata:神手XD 08/14 00:06
stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD你弟沒眼睛嗎?? 08/14 00:07
sanasakura:GJ! 08/14 00:25
englwings:你弟很爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/14 00:30
joy71:你弟怎麼這麼好笑XDDDDDDDDDD 08/14 00:32
fwa:有笑有推~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/14 00:34
apple305:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/14 00:46
kc770612:你弟超好笑 XDDDD 08/14 00:59
endlessQ:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD弟弟GJ! 08/14 02:06
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q08456456789:借轉XD 08/14 08:41
arthurkingz:Q 08/14 10:13
HELLRAIDER:轉錄至看板 joke 08/14 10:17
Kueishou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/14 11:38
dog32146:哈哈太好笑了XDDD 08/14 11:51
kiba226:你弟好可愛喔XD 08/14 12:10
darkheart:偷推陳奕迅XD 08/14 12:26
arylin:真的太好笑了啦!!!XDDD 08/14 15:31
kaylotede:XDDDDD 08/14 15:43
nanchien:弟弟是對的!!! 08/14 16:07
youngyoung:推陳奕迅XDD 08/14 16:17
amanda0408:推EASON~ 08/14 16:25
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chsyi:幹的好XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/14 19:47
Alfielicious:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/14 22:47
peter1082:我回頭看了看 這是東吳透可版沒錯吧 08/14 23:28
pennyty:我想那是因為版主小孟的關係XD.... 08/15 00:19
d123xxx:看了推文才知道原來發文的是小孟XD 08/15 00:25
fans7788:靠北....你弟怎麼跟你一樣智障..... 08/15 01:24
alausay:我也有看到這篇耶 不過當時沒注意到原po是你XD 08/15 08:18
warc3569:哈哈!好招好招XDXD 08/17 21:54