考完初會下列的字便漸漸浮上眼中
題目出的太多.....失敗
太多英文單字.....失敗
數字太多又太大...失敗
答案卷不夠寫.....失敗
最慘的就是考卷了....竟然沒洩題....真是失敗中的失敗
耶穌和孔子都說過:初會無路用
吵甚麼...把右邊同學的答案和左邊的答案摻在一起再交出去就好啦...笨蛋
初會考的好..要飯要到老
題目要多簡單就多簡單
數字要多小就多小....最好小學生都會算
觀念要多容易就多容易
能從習題中抄多少就抄多少....最好還附答案
你是第一天出題目阿....這還用我教....快去重出..
你們看那邊那個89歲的學長
他15歲就修初會了....因為得罪了教授
所以現在還在修會計
為甚麼要讓我寫到那麼難的題目......(昏倒)
咦.....這是甚麼.....有種哀傷的感覺
老師:是0分.....我打了0分
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