※ 引述《shihting (不來了...)》之銘言：
: ※ 引述《shihting (不來了...)》之銘言：
: : Mr. Hung has written books of poetry and short stories and several
: : novels.He is probably best known for the novel "胖的純情真心愛情故事",
: : published in 1999.The book vividly narrates the fat boy with short dick
: : and complexity of a girl whose name is Da Nei. Although the novel came
: : under bitter attack by certain critics and readers, it was applauded
: : by others and won both the 86-stdm-32 Novel Award and the Dalanpa Prize
: : for fiction.
: : But now his new writing which describes how a charming boy attracts
: : many girls love him is being written now.This novel is the same name
: : as the title.
: The new novel will get much of its special flavor from its use of
: the words ,rhythm,and from the epistolary style.For Mr. Hung's both high
: English and Chinese degrees,he may type the tragedious story in any
: language if he wants.But for his classmates' sake,he finally decides to
: type it in Chinese.This story begins in the candidator 章孝嚴's election
: office,now let us fly comfortably inside the wonderful and unforgetable
: story.
今天是奎考上台大研究所後的第一次台北行，這小子急著找教授收他。
雖然每三個人就有一個人能夠錄取台大機械研究所，但是對小奎來說還是高攀了
就好像明明是台灣人還莫名其妙跑到美國買保險套來戴一樣，小子!還未夠班啊!!
不過等到拆開後戴起來才發現"挖喔!竟然size差不多耶!我就知道我有那麼大呢!"
沉醉在假像中的小夥子從來沒發現一點，為什麼在美國能用國語買保險套呢!!!
原來他買的地方是美國的中國城，還貼心的寫上Taiwanese size，made in taiwan
就這樣一個不經意的小陷阱，卻可以讓人開心的忘我，為何筆者狠心的點出事實呢
正所謂"我不是教你詐，俺是要你認清世事。"
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