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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: yaaru425 (奢求太多..好累 ) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [無言] 雜誌 字典傻傻分不清 時間: Wed Oct 14 12:32:26 2009 早上起來就蠻有想坐馬桶的FU~ 本人有種不好的習慣= =? 在享受FU時,會看個書籍之類的 此時電腦桌上有 一盒衛生紙 & 一本雜誌+雜誌上面疊本英文字典 空白思考中..... 心中想看的是...雜誌 右手拿了一本書夾在左腋下....然後右手拿著衛生紙盒....衝 衛生紙放好後....迅速脫裝(書還夾著) (滿足)......可以慢慢享受雜誌了.. ................................. 拿起來一看.......哪ㄟ阿捏 英文字典...........一個開心的早上!!!我也不想讀英文阿 -- http://www.wretch.cc/album/cheap0425 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 119.15.213.44
q2203649:Lesson 1: This Is Shit. 10/14 12:47
jason1163:esson 2: Jizz in My Pants. 10/14 13:02
coster: Lesson 3: Oh! Mikey. 10/14 13:07
wi1032: Lesson 4: Oh! My God. 10/14 13:30
frog9999:Lesson 5: What the Fxxk ?! 10/14 13:35
otld: Lesson 6: Ass hole 10/14 13:39
oberserk:Lesson 7: Banana king. 10/14 13:40
bojunchen:esson 8: Jimmy!! 會不會被桶阿= =? 10/14 14:03
andyboji:Lesson 8: Lots of Laught 10/14 14:03
formosass:esson 9: Ker! Ker! 10/14 14:11
lazycat2004:son10: Hero just that her O!O!O! 10/14 14:17
hiphopper18:son11: ker ker ker... 10/14 14:22
ganymede0204:on12: Laugh Out Loudly 10/14 14:24
l037985589:sson13: Abain A a lot 10/14 14:35
wolfganghsu:====== 以上這本書我絕對不會買 ====== 10/14 14:42
SummerWind86:on14: Show me the money 10/14 14:51
parking: Lesson15: How do you turn this on 10/14 14:54
poikg: Lesson16: Jost do it 10/14 14:59
puko: Lesson17: SuGoYiNe OBaSan ! 10/14 15:02
weilin0304:sson17: 我還少個僧侶 10/14 15:03
pleaseask:esson18: I am a book. 10/14 15:03
wy19890729:sson19: I am your father!!! 10/14 15:05
formosass:esson18: Furious The Monkey Boy ! 10/14 15:05
Refauth: Lesson20: We have a test tomorrow! 10/14 15:06
PIECE0939:esson21: Look Three Small! 10/14 15:10
afdn: Lesson22: Oh~Charlie! 10/14 15:14
coster: Lesson22: You can't pass!! 10/14 15:14
renic: Lesson23:Greedy is Good 10/14 15:15
yu1210yu:Lessom22: Let's talk in Japanese 10/14 15:15
qoomogy: Lesson24: I like eat pupu 10/14 15:18
DuncanCat:esson25: Go fxck yourself! 10/14 15:22
gary1988:看到衛生紙那段...想歪了=..= 10/14 15:23
cdeedc: Lesson26: Food, please 10/14 15:41
houston0710:son27: Jizz, please 10/14 15:42
newacc: Lesson28: I have 30 cm 10/14 15:44
Leon0428:Lesson29: I have no dick 10/14 15:47
formosass:esson30: Give me liberty or give me coin 10/14 15:52
snowcool:Lesson31: 今晚打老虎 10/14 15:59
MiNiMusi:Lesson32: 喔不!! 林北的信永卡在她哪李~ 10/14 16:03
samual: Lesson33:法國賭神:消兒科,窩邀煙排 10/14 16:07
squall021:esson34: Are you tired? 10/14 16:10
pocky0511:esson35: Hello Kitty 10/14 16:14
lakershank:sson36: sorry sorry sorry sorry negenegenege maga~ 10/14 16:14
XJapanHide:sson37: GMAT is quite hard 10/14 16:20
egg61232:Lesson38: We are bull shit 10/14 16:26
john5757577:son39: 如何學習慧慈 10/14 16:28
LazyCheese:sson40: Kiss my ass you MOTHERFUCKER 10/14 16:36
chrisfadis:sson41:Quantitative Chemical Analysis 10/14 16:39
hotsuma: Lesson42:我英文該滿級分了吧? 10/14 16:47
thatman: Lesson43:How do you turn this on? 10/14 16:50
Proxima: Lesson42:HI~Charlie~~ 10/14 16:51
rokurokuuu:Lesson41: Reverse Reverse Reverse! 10/14 16:51
rokurokuuu:sson40: Oh..I miscounted.. 10/14 16:52
sodeass: Lesson39: What are you talking about? 10/14 16:57
strayfate:esson38: It's a dick in the box! 10/14 16:59
im5566: Lesson50:This is a Dick in a box, Girl~~~ 10/14 17:16
k770wish:esson37: the book so sexy 10/14 17:16
loveyou0916:Lesson37:oh my god!!!!!!! 10/14 17:16
m06: Lesson11:I am the little match girl..go sell matchs.. 10/14 17:17
yaryu: Lesson51:OH My God 這是我的Baby~ 10/14 17:20
kaumj: Lesson53:How do you turn this on. 10/14 17:24
angelhero:esson52:You cannot pass! 10/14 17:26
ok0921: Lesson54:我要煙排 10/14 17:27
abc73021:Lesson53:恩~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~鋪 10/14 17:29
shedew: Lesson54:Let's talk in Chinese 10/14 17:29
ebob: Lesson55:Hello charlie Wake up charlie 10/14 17:31
nn528: Lesson55:Ouch!Charlie beats me, again! 10/14 17:35
gn771226:Lesson56:Z~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HaHaHahaha~ 10/14 17:40
leon04277:Lesson56:Fire in the hole! 10/14 17:41
AIman: Lesson58:Hello Facebook 10/14 17:49
osir: Lesson59:GO!!GO!!GO!! 10/14 17:50
tomi2000:Lesson60: Yes baby~~ 10/14 17:54
AGITOH: Lesson62: This is 62!! 10/14 17:57
kathymi: Lesson63: Game Over! 10/14 18:00
minipc: Lesson64:Are you done yet? 10/14 18:07
laiayo:Lesson61呢? 10/14 18:07
joe1220:Hiow do you turn this on 10/14 18:10
aegius1r:Lesson65: Lesson 61 is'nt exist. 10/14 18:11
orsonplus:esson65:Don't Turn Around! = = 44~49咧 10/14 18:11
techup:我第一次聽到英文字典還會有Lessons的.. =.= 10/14 18:13
tazip:我都很快出來不需要雜誌或字典... 10/14 18:15
a753951555:sson66: please jump to lesson72. 10/14 18:15
fansue: Lesson66:Captain on the bridge. 10/14 18:18
yelliwkimo:Lesson67: 花癡黑朋? 10/14 18:24
s9001111:Lesson68:How To Finish This? 10/14 18:27
jim810703: Lesson68: lan duo li ni 10/14 18:27
Im6F: Lesson69:I want play a game. 10/14 18:30
ltmqw: Lesson70:shit! more shit! 10/14 18:34
orsonplus:esson70:pnemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 10/14 18:34
s89950:Lesson70:R.I.P. 10/14 18:34
IamSoSoft:esson71: gay is suck 10/14 18:36
azeing200:Lesson71: give the picture! 10/14 18:36
OMGptt: Lesson72: we are under attack!! 10/14 18:39
hank61204:Lesson73:FIRE in hold !! 10/14 18:42
kk0704: Lesson71:enemy spody. 10/14 18:43
neyuki:Lesson74:Let's go to the mountain!! 10/14 18:46
ma19761112:Lesson74:IGUIGUIGU~~~AAahhhh~~~S~ 10/14 18:46
neyuki:少字...Lesson75:let's go to the candy mountain!! 10/14 18:47
fanboy:Lesson75:查理ˊ~~~~ 10/14 18:48
mintzki: Lesson76: Laugh my ass out! 10/14 19:10
nayayo:Lesson77:How high how wet 10/14 19:26
uschuck: Lesson 78: Be Polite!! OK!? 10/14 19:32
beetleshop:Lesson78: How do you turn this on 10/14 19:33
myclass6310:lesson79:how do you turn this on 10/14 19:34
myclass6310:好有默契XD 10/14 19:34
classam:Lesson79: Lesson seventy-nine 10/14 19:34
phonejason:son80:Your magic is mine! 10/14 19:36
allen45329:Lesson81: WHOISYOURDADDY 10/14 19:39
loading1: Lesson81:................................. 10/14 19:40
bibopon:Lesson82:阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~斯 10/14 19:42
a98450333:Lesson83: fuck me baby~ 10/14 19:45
cruorpunxis:on83: Control 10/14 19:46
kiwi629:Lesson84:上廁所看報易得痔瘡 10/14 19:47
bds3042:Lesson83:Hellow~~? 10/14 19:47
flowerfarmer:Lesson86:Warrior of the night,assemble! 10/14 19:49
charles30604:Lesson87:超爽的~撿到十萬塊~ 10/14 19:53
Shih5: Lesson88: Let's go Yankees 10/14 19:55
ken4645:Lesson88:上面都推歪啦 10/14 19:55
ness235:Lesson89:kadachia 10/14 20:01
renewalhue:son90:It's a chu chu shoe~ 10/14 20:03
formosass:sson91:OGZ 10/14 20:07
mark0912n:sson92:說英文 從COME開始 10/14 20:09
f1765: Lesson92:Don't waste time. hurry up 10/14 20:09
f1765: Lesson94:who your daddy 10/14 20:09
tony86069:sson95:Ring Ring~ Hello ! 10/14 20:11
masonshock:son96: Coffee ,tea ,or shit? 10/14 20:12
jiangchaoyou:n96:Where's my kidney 10/14 20:12
lucifiel1618:n96:Möge die Macht mit euch sein! 10/14 20:14
qoo60606:esson97:This is a book. 10/14 20:25
fcomkdash: Lesson97: A:Fuck you bitch!!! B:幹 10/14 20:26
TrueTears:sson98: Shut up ! Obama 10/14 20:26
harsel: Lesson98:Sissy Green. 10/14 20:27
y93a4: Lesson99:Do you like to eat shit? 10/14 20:28
PhySeraph:son100: I got 100! 10/14 20:28
Keo: Lesson99: I'm the little match girl 10/14 20:28
xhungx: Lesson101: Taipei101 10/14 20:30
keepwalking9:101:Gun gun how~ 10/14 20:30
Luxuan:Lesson102:Where is your penis? 10/14 20:32
a98450333:son103:What the pen is? What the penis? 10/14 20:37
yaaru425:XD I Love you 10/14 20:42
neotai41:sson104:Whosyourdaddy 10/14 20:42
jds2518:esson105:Drop Dead Diva 10/14 20:55
andycwwu:sson106: Dummy's Guide to Shitting 10/14 21:07
thisaboxz:son107: Push loli 10/14 21:10
aa210350:sson107:a c d e f ........B勒? 10/14 21:11
mingzhi:esson108:FXXk me hardly 10/14 21:13
sarb2: Lesson108:Do you get me? 10/14 21:13
moonlind:sson108:fire in the hole! 10/14 21:16
SINREN: lesson109:learning English in the morning is good!! 10/14 21:19
pepeoa:Lesson110:Stupidclown 10/14 21:22
jeffic0730:on111:i love you banbi 10/14 21:27
RouBaoZi:Lesson112:ring ring ~~ hello? 10/14 21:36
orsonplus:son112:National Taiwan University 10/14 21:37
ben3683:lesson112: King56 face the reality 10/14 21:38
orsonplus:son113:National Chiao Tung University 10/14 21:39
cslavender:lesson114:SuXk my diXk 10/14 21:40
shan2420:lesson115:ptt 10/14 21:42
wanfen:lesson116:ppt 10/14 21:47
sunnytutor:lesson116:ptt suXks cslavender's diXk 10/14 21:47
keikolin:Lesson117: It's a rainbow. 10/14 21:50
orsonplus:son118: @@" God is here!!!!! Orz Orz Orz... 10/14 21:50
dgeminij:sson119:what the hell? 10/14 21:58
z1x2c3v4b5n6:120:geeee!!! 10/14 22:08
sam12: lesson121:whosyourdaddy 10/14 22:12
suhaw: lesson122:minnasankonigiwa 10/14 22:15
st357411:sson123:Oh my god! This is my baby! 10/14 22:16
ss3752:lesson124:chaka chaka shoe~ shoe~ 10/14 22:19
yongshun:sson125 fuck fuck and fuck 10/14 22:22
zxcasdfj:sson126:Are you kidding? No,I'm serious. 10/14 22:23
xgodtw:lesson125:Bitch=B + itch 10/14 22:23
JayWind:esson127:Hasta La Vista! Baby! 10/14 22:25
viviengpei:on128:Muy bien! Honey 10/14 22:26
easyattack:lesson129:The Door 10/14 22:28
a93303:Lesson130:SorrySorry~~~ 10/14 22:31
insethry:Lesson131:Italy? 10/14 22:35
eminthwu:Lesson132: 131F on my cock 10/14 22:39
rexmailtsay:Lesson133:Two girls one cup 10/14 22:40
e29895037ric:Lesson134: Where's 133? 10/14 22:40
SeTeVen: Lesson135:The End 10/14 22:46
weapon690:esson136:Please give me food! 10/14 22:47
jim19900412:Lesson135:I am gentle man. 10/14 22:47
crazyken007:lesson137 happily ever after 10/14 22:48
jim19900412:中譯:我很有禮貌 136課有鬍子XDDD 10/14 22:48
SeTeVen: Lesson138:Open Me UP!! 10/14 22:48
ftx12329: Lesson139:This is sparta!! 10/14 22:54
fishzero: Lesson140:Look out for the young young! 10/14 23:05
conan1121: Lesson141:What's up? Man? 10/14 23:07
kimiyoko: Lesson142:What the fuck!This is bullshit 10/14 23:30
zzoblique: Lesson143:Show me the money 10/14 23:33
jalll:Lesson144:And give it to me 10/14 23:38
jacky1990b: Lesson144:Cheese steak jimmy's 10/14 23:39
ccvsbsk: Lesson145: The End 10/14 23:48
changecandy:Lesson145:Can you speak Chinese? 10/14 23:49
imjerry30: Lesson146: After Yhe End 10/14 23:50
lichm:Lesson147: A Brand New Begining 10/14 23:52
popcool:Lesson147:「臣亮言...」 10/14 23:52
skyjust79:Lesson148:Endless lesson 10/14 23:54
lichm:推齊 Lesson149: 先帝駕崩過半 10/14 23:55
melisay: Lesson149:You are so handsome 10/14 23:55
skyjust79: Lesson150:樓下被樓上肛 10/14 23:56
salter: Lesson151:Can I have your number? Can I have it??? 10/15 00:07
b97505048: Lesson151:Review & Final Exam 借轉 10/15 00:10
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