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西洋鬼節謎語
華人有元宵燈迷，西洋人過萬聖很也有一些「打趣」的應景雙關謎語。下面是一些最近
網路上有人貼出來的西洋「（雙關）鬼謎」中的「可譯出」者，希能博君一燦。
HALLOWEEN PUNS
Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
棺材：當一片爆米花卡住你的喉嚨（把你噎死）時。
（coffin/coughing 棺材/咳嗽）
How do you make a skeleton laugh? ~ Tickle its funny bone!
如何讓骷髏發笑？ ~ 搔他的排骨（funny bone好笑的骨頭)
What happens if you see twin witches? ~ You won't be able to see which witch
is witch!
你看雙胞女巫時會怎樣？你會分不清which witch is witch(which)!
What time would it be if five demons were chasing you? ~ Five after one.
「五鬼捉汝」是什麼時候？ ~ 一點零五分（五個追一個）
Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating? ~ Women can see right through
them.
為什麼鬼找不到女人約會？~ 因為女人一眼就看穿他們。
Why didn't the Invisible Man get invited to the Halloween party? ~ They knew
he wouldn't show up.
為什麼沒有人邀請「隱形人」參加萬聖晚會？ ~ 因為大家知道他不會現身（show up；
如約到場）
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire? ~ Lots of blood
tests!
教師跟吸血鬼交配會產生什麼？~ 許多「要命的考試」（血液檢驗)
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? ~ Because everyone
was a goblin!
為什麼群魔大宴之後，沒有任何食物剩下？~ 因為他們每一個都是妖怪（goblin；同音
語a-gobbling 則意為：正在大吃大喝）
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? ~ He didn't have the guts.
骷髏為何沒過馬路？~ 他沒膽(沒腸子)過。
Why do you always find ghouls and demons together? ~ Because demons are a
ghoul's best friend.
為什麼你總是看到鬼魂跟惡魔在一起？~ 因為惡魔是鬼魂最好的朋友（※諧音語：Why
do you always find girls and diamonds together. Diamonds are a girl's best
friends為什麼你總是看到女孩子跟鑽石在一起？~ 因為鑽石是女孩子最好的朋友.）
Where did the vampire open his savings account? ~ At a blood bank
吸血鬼會在哪開存戶？~ 在血庫（血銀行）。
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? ~ A
cereal killer.
在他人玉米漿內下毒的人叫什麼 ~ 穀物殺人犯。（※cereal的同音字serial則是「連
續」之意）。
Who won the skeleton beauty contest? ~ No body.
誰贏了骷髏選美大會？~ 沒有（肉）人。
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